u kno who da fuck it is Tyce launches www.tyceandrews.com, publishes "Analchest Cookbook" -

[DeagleDad420]

www.tyceandrews.com

Summary:
-It's basically a GameFAQ's guide on how Tyce lives his life.
-It's published by the "White Justice Army" that Tyce now belongs to, and apparently formatted and published by "Stone Tone"; likely the "Tony" whom Tyce mentioned accompanying him on his hypothetical Ferguson Race War Quest.
-Sections include "Analchest Cookbook", "Easy Money", "T-Blazeing", "Nerd Shit" (which literally boils down to how to download shit from PiratesBay) and my personal favorite, "Shout Downs".

Highlights:
-The section for Shout Downs includes the entry "MY DAD" like four separate times.
-Tips and tricks for getting high include pouring Mountain Dew into a humidifier to get high from huffing the fumes to get high somehow
-Tyce believes that living skeletons are being locked in a secret prison in Area 51 by the "obeme" (Obama) government.
-Tyce gives a shoutdown to Judge George O'Toole Junior from Springfield, MA district court, likely because the judge almost convicted him or something
-Tyce has been kicked out of literally every single YMCA in Massachusetts for running into the sauna and dumping water bottles of piss on the rocks and then running out, leaving people trapped in there with the piss smell.
-Tyce thinks you can poison people with Windex
-Tyce's "Easy Money" tricks literally include taking extra cookies from the free cookie jar at grocery stores and shoplifting from Wal-Mart.
-Tyce tried to get high by spraying himself in the face with AXE Body Spray.

In the midst of today's chaos this is going to be difficult to decipher, but it is a goddamn goldmine... this is something like 30 pages, and it's nearly completely unintelligible.

 

[Smutley]

This is literally 1998 Anarchist Cookbook level Tips and/or Tricks for Pranking Punkz.

Jesus Christ, Tyce is the greatest hipster of all time. He's a glue hiffuing sk8er boi downloading bomb manuals from bbs services.

 

[Shiala]

Some of my favourite shoutdowns (besides his father):
Judge Mathis
"all liborarys"

 

[Abby]

The Shout Downs list is particularly interesting/hilarious. He notes a number of judges such as Mathis and Brown, which are names of television judges. But also George A. O'Toole Jr., a Massachusetts judge who I believe is presiding over the Boston Bombings case.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't know what the best thing in there is, but it just miiiiight be the part about how Tyce has been banned from every YMCA in Massachusetts for piss-bombing their saunas What the hell is it with him and bodily waste?

 

[KingofManga420]

Stone Tone is an awful black sounding nickname for a skinhead.

 

[XYZpdq]

BAH GAWD!
STONE TONE!
STONE TONE!
STONE TONE!!!

 

[Gringo]

"72. HORSES!!!"

Why does Tyce hate horses??? I love this document so much, even though I have barely skimmed half of it yet.

 

[Handsome Pete]

61. the 70s

Fuckin decade. The free ride is over.

 

[Dr. Meme]

The real question is who is stone tone. I assume it was tony who tyce was talking about in the intervention vid

 

[Joan Nyan]

53. god if he even reel cuz 4 makign my lil bro a brain ingury now he stuk slep 4evr sweeat dream bro hop u fuking hapy god o wait cuz god isnt reel cuz he a fuking niger. 53.god is a nigger

Press 1 to pay respects to Tyce's brother.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

53. god if he even reel cuz 4 makign my lil bro a brain ingury now he stuk slep 4evr sweeat dream bro hop u fuking hapy god o wait cuz god isnt reel cuz he a fuking niger. 53.god is a nigger

Press 1 to pay respects to Tyce's brother.

i cryed.. semper fidelis to tyce's bro

 

[springheeljack]

I have a feeling this is gonna end like trailer park boys with them all getting arrested at once.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

68.th kiwi forms
Well it's nice to know Tyce still remembers us.

 

[Shiala]

the L word loks diferent then the S word cuz like S is like S lok like 4 dolar sign$$$ n dat wat u basciqaly makin bank wen u do tis so thats how u remimber.

Tyce on the difference between the letter L and S.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Tyce's idea of hacking is torrenting from Pirate Bay. Great intel right there

 

[Gringo]

"also work under cover spy in deagle nation 4 exxspose them 4 being sniche's. if u dont kno wat deagle nation is its like a cross between juggalos and the military or da free masons."

I actually think this is a pretty good description. Credit where credit is due!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

http://judgepedia.org/George_O'Toole

This guy gets a shout down from Tyce, maybe he's the judge who sent Tyce to Juvie.
I posted it in another thread, but Tyce claims that Jace and other operatives of Deagle Nation are snitches which doesn't make any sense because I'm sure the cops hang up whenever Jace calls them

 

[Truck Rockfort]

My personal favorite Tyce "prank"

-Toilet Terror LAW: WHO CARES ANALCHY LEVEL: xxxxxx|xxx DIFFICULTY: LOW

ok this 1 is great cuz its bassacally impossible 2 get caught. wat u do is u go 2 a bath room can be public bathroom or sum1s house if u dont like the persn. so wen u go in u lok the door n therez 4 different things u can do:

1. the pissnado: wat u do is grab ur dik ( U Will hafve 2 pull down ur jean shortz first) n start pissin ten u start spinnin around in a circle like as fast as u can n what happenz is it goes in like 360 degrees basically trickshotting the piss all over da walls n floor and every ting n its gross. aim 4 da walls cuz it stays there longer b4 ppl notice it and clean it so it stinks like crazy b4 they even notice or u can aim 4 da floor n people mite like slip n fall on da piss wen dey open da door lik a cop goes in 2 piss n he slips on ur pis instead n hits his head and dies on da floor cuz the floor is hard n every1 is just like hahahahahah dat fuking cop got fuking pranked
2. code brown: k i call this 1 code brown, same thing but insted of spinnin around u jus shit normaly then take da shit w ur handz n like spread it all over wlls, floor, every were u can like even do shit graffiti were u paint stuf on da walls w ur shit
3. graffiti stuntin: 2 do this 1 u gotta hav a nife first so u go in wit da nife n carve shit into da walls, look up the grafitti section 4 like tips n tricks on wat u can carve in..dey will basically never kno its u...
4. if u r in a public stall and there a person next to u, wait til they shitting n then kick the divider really really hard and u will scare them like a lot lol #rofl cuz dey wont b xpecting it then u can even say sumtin cool like " cot wit ur pants ddowwn" or sum shit

so wen ur dun doing ur prank in da bathroom u just walk out all casual like.... n they will have no way of knowing it was u who did it... cuz there no cam eras or ne thing in da bathroomz n shit... i did this at my skool like 5000 times stil havent got caught lol.... or mayb if sum 1 is out side waieitng for u u can just walk out n b like ' its gross in tere dont go in dere whoo would do sumtin like that f**ked up' so like tey basically will nevr tink its u cuz u just like destroyed th suspciion and tats how u do it lik a smooth criminel

Gotta love that he has a name for this.
-edit-
I don't know fucking why but the stupid doge word filter make this even better for some terrible reason.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

In the "tagging" section, Tyce suggests a "catana" sword or a beyblade.

Did anybody here besides me remember realutlitmatepower.net? It was a fake fan website for ninjas, and the webmaster kept saying things like, "ninjas are the sweetest thing ever because they cut off heads ALL DAY and don't give a crap." Of course, it was fake.

But this . . . this is real. "The analchest makes beyblade tags and hates Judge Judy." Wow.

EDIT: Shout down #44: 44. SHITTY RAPERS. Finally, something Tyce and I can agree upon , rapists are shitty people . . . wait, he can't spell "rapper." My bad.