u kno who da fuck it is Tyce rallies McDonald's army, plans to siege Area 51 on Christmas night and rescue captive skeletons -

[Glaive]

Today Tyce has recruited me into the Skellington Army assuming my mask was some type of quote "skelly pride"

I guess it is sorta skellington looking. But now he's direct messaging me all these race war plans for an Area51 raid.
I'm just going to roll with it.

The raid is planned for Christmas Day since Tyce thinks "there won't be any guards around Area51."

I'll share more as it develops.
Trying to ask if he's actually going to carpool with Stone Tone or something.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Any idea where he thinks Area 51 is? XD

 

[KillerBob]

If he's planning to get there on Christmas day he'll need to have set out already. And he'll need to have to pack enough money for the toll roads.

EDIT: Just realised Area 51 is in Nevada, I think google maps may be directing me to a bar in salt lake city. Oops.

 

[Burned Man]

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If he's planning to get there on Christmas day he'll need to have set out already. And he'll need to have to pack enough money for the toll roads.

EDIT: Just realised Area 51 is in Nevada, I think google maps may be directing me to a bar in salt lake city. Oops.

I don't know if he could even make it past those construction zones. Maybe he'll send in the McDonalds soldiers first to soften the defenses before he arrives so he can take credit for the victory. I am concerned what his plans are with the aliens and their... skeletons... Dear GOD if he gets his hands on those skeletons it could mean the end of the skeleton war, a bad end. Someone call up the Burger King he needs to send his army to stop the McDonalds soldiers before Tyce wins.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

recovered from a hacked McDonalds© account

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

So, Tyce expects to be driven to Area 51, in the middle of the Mojave, from New England by Christmas - which is tomorrow - so he can besiege a heavily-guarded, nearly top secret military base whose guards are "busy doin chrismtis shit" all for the good of starting a war in which he pulls crazy skeletons from an alternate dimension or whatever to do his bidding and destroy Jace.

Sounds like a really good Christmas B-movie.

 

[KingofManga420]

th e tiym iz know

 

[Enig]

Tweeted to the guy fronting the account yesterday, got a generic response about McNuggets. Check /cow/ today, look what showed up on top of a screencap the guy did:

Oh, and he's following a fake Internet Aristocrat and Kenneth too. Fun facts.

Ah, he's now following the real IA, Kingof/sperg/ and Tweet Deleter.

 

[Dr. Meme]

the ware beggens now skelelenotns wil b the winors n kil niggers lol mery chrstamans

 

[KillerBob]

It begins.....

EDIT: I find this picture really quite disturbing. Maybe someone should send it to Tyce...

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Tweeted to the guy fronting the account yesterday, got a generic response about McNuggets. Check /cow/ today, look what showed up on top of a screencap the guy did:

Oh, and he's following a fake Internet Aristocrat and Kenneth too. Fun facts.

kenneth just really likes mcdonalds

 

[Arctic]

How the #Prenkr stole Christmas.

 

[Night Terror]

Tyce has been somewhat more coherent recently. Either he's been somewhat sober, or those reading lessons he alluded to in one of his recent videos has been helping a great deal. I could actually read those texts no problem.

 

[John Furrman]

We all will look back and remember where we were when the #SkeletonWar begins.

Now I will really remember because it is a major holiday.

 

[Rogowski]

Hacked my ass.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Hacked my ass.

no shit

 

[Pine Tar]

The Skleetins shall inherit the Earth.

 

[XYZpdq]

I bet this is all conintelpro+ for windows to trick Jace into thinking that he's #sayf to #strem #2nigg.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh geez Tyce please do go tresspass on the Groom Lake range. Those signs they have up that say "LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED" are just there to scare off the fegs.

 

[Kosher Dill]

we gona seige them wen da guards r busy doin chrismtis shit

I really, really wonder what he's picturing here XD A bunch of "Agent Smith"-looking dudes abandoning their posts to roast chestnuts and sing Christmas carols?