u kno who da fuck it is Tyce tries to go to Area 51 with Stone Tone but fails, Gets fired from Mcdonalds for missing work. -

[Truck Rockfort]

Apparently Tyce and Stone Tone tried to go to Nevada and Area 51 but the the McDonald's federation no showed due to the holidays. They still ended up going to Nevada thinking they would meet up with them in a couple of weeks but ran out of gas and had Tyce's mother rescue them and ended up getting YOUNG MANED about wasting gas money. Later Tyce ended up getting fired from McDonald's because he missed a day of work and not calling it in. Stone Tone was kicked out of his last crew because they figured out he was Tyce's cousin, so now Tyce and him are going to make a new album.

 

[KingofManga420]

Wow, he actually knew Area 51 was in Nevada.

Tyce and Stone Tone in...
Jenk and Huffing in Las Vegas

 

[noooooway]

1. he actually tried to go!
2. with stone tone no less!
3. ran outta gas money long before they got there!
4. mother had to pick him up! (seems much more responsible in reality than the 'crack whore' stories we used to get)
5. fired for being gone for a day and a half!
6. mixtape incoming!

anybody figure out what he's talking about with stone tone and the old crew and "fuckin' cousin"? i can't quite parse it.
stone tone is like, tyce's eli and that's beautiful. all of this is beautiful. life is beautiful.

 

[XYZpdq]

Didn't he totally sell Stone Tone the fuck out?
I'm still reeling at the idea that he found his own evil Eli.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Remember what I said about that whole "Christmas B movie" thing that this entire McDonald's federation shit could make?

This ending could not be more perfect.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Didn't he totally sell Stone Tone the fuck out?
I'm still reeling at the idea that he found his own evil Eli.

They're cousins, so it doesn't surprise me now that Stone Tone is stupid enough to still hang out with Tyce after he ratting him out.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"You guys know what time it is"

Holds up arm with three watches on.

My sides.

 

[XYZpdq]

"You guys know what time it is"

Holds up arm with three watches on.

My sides.

Buckminster Fuller wore three watches. That's the sort of higher level that Tyce operates on.

 

[Rogowski]

Nowhere to go but up Tyler. Be somebody.

 

[FBIfellow420]

Mcdonald's has sowed a seed of betrayal within the young skallioten waryor, but will they be prepared for their crop come harvest?
Only time will tell what happens now.
Get hype

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Basically count: 14. Much lower rate than usual.

 

[sockmonkey]

Basically count: 14. Much lower rate than usual.

The "basically" rate was weak, but the "like" rate compensated for this. He said "like" 57 times in this video. Comes to about once every 4 seconds.

 

[WWWWolf]

"You guys know what time it is"

Holds up arm with three watches on.

My sides.

I have a suspicion that there's a trolling op going on right now. Someone tipped Tyce off that Jace freaks out over wristwatches swisswatches. This op is going to get aborted very soon, however, due to the death of Tyce's dad.

 

[Tookie]

This van keeps foiling all of his plans. Someone needs to tip him off about Greyhound.

 

[RP 520]

They probably would have had enough gas if Tyce didn't huff half of it.

 

[KillerBob]

Well one good thing to come out of this debacle, at least Tyce isn't handling anyone's food anymore.

I wonder what his new E-Z MONEY scheme will be?

 

[Germanicus]

That shit is too hilarious to be true.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

That shit is too hilarious to be true.

Sadly, it is true.

 

[DeagleDad420]

This video clearly contains a shitload of information, but Tyce is not exactly eloquent. I'm going to try to decipher this as best as possible:

• Tyce never went to Nevada. There's no way he could have driven cross-country in "a day and a half". I'm guessing he got as far as Indiana before the car broke down. I'm guessing he doesn't actually know how to tell one state from another (I mean it's not like he could read a map) and just assumed he was either in Nevada or just outside. Given that he thought he could reach Nevada in 2 days (from his original Twitter post on Christmas Eve demanding that they reach Area 51 by Christmas midnight) this wouldn't surprise me at all. He said he "basically got into Nevada" but "didn't get to Area 51". However, he now seems to realise that it would take him "like two weeks" to get there; this is likely because he had to consult Stone Tone for map directions to Nevada (being unable to read) and Stone Tone had to break the news to him that A. Nevada is not right next to Massachusetts and B. you can't drive across the entire fucking country in 24 hours. Anyway, in conclusion, he's either so stupid he thought Indiana was Nevada or he just lied about it to get skeleton cred.

• Tyce thinks the only reason the McDonald's didn't join him is because they were busy on the holidays. He still thinks the "Federation" is real.

• Stone Tone and Tyce are both poor as fuck. They ran out of gas money within a day and a half. Neither of them considered this possibility beforehand. In fact, they tried to keep pushing it to the point where the car actually ran out of gas on the side of the highway. (1:20) Tyce's crack whore mom had to rescue them.

• This entire road trip was kicked off when midnight rolled around on Christmas and Tyce got fed up waiting for his imaginary army to show up and give him a ride. Tyce then called Stone Tone who, on short notice, agreed to drive him cross-country to Area 51 on a multi-week long road trip so he could break out skeletons from the secret jail and kill Obama. Now, to be fair, Tyce had probably already roped Stone Tone into this by this point, since he was in his "crew" after all, but still, holy shit. Stone Tone is fucking stupid. He is Tyce's cousin, after all, and something tells me that he comes from the "crack whore" side rather than the "affluent lawyer" side.

• I'm guessing they were driving either the Race War Van or Stone Tone's car. Trouble is the Race War Van got impounded so they'd have to come up with the money for that so it's less likely. However Tyce has mentioned before that Stone Tone's dad is a mechanic so they probably have access to cars they could use in a pinch, even if Stone Tone himself didn't have a vehicle. They couldn't have taken Tyce's mom's car because she had to pick them up, and I doubt she has two cars if she's a crack whore.

• Stone Tone got kicked out of "the last crew" because they found out he was Tyce's cousin. This means, of course, that Tyce can't possibly be in the "last crew" either, if they have such distaste for him that they kicked "Stone Tone" out just for being related to him. As for what "the last crew" is, it has to be the White Justice Army, I can't think of any other "crew" he'd be mentioning since he hasn't said anything about Juggalos lately. This really goes a long way in explaining the White Justice Army. 90% of everything Tyce mentions involving the WJA actually only involved Stone Tone; I'm guessing that the WJA was actually a somewhat competent organization (for a skinhead group anyway) that Stone Tone was a very low-ranking member of, and he invited Tyce after Tyce had no "crew" left when he got kicked out of DN. Tyce got it in his head of course that he was the leader of the entire operation because he's a retard, but shortly after finding out about the shit Tyce had been doing in the name of the WJA, they kicked him out and even kicked out Stone Tone just for being related to him. I mean if the WJA were total retards like Tyce, they would likely continue to tolerate him - I'm guessing they were competent or serious enough to realize what a shitheel he was. I want to stress this point: Tyce is so disgusting that racist Juggalo hillbillies refuse to associate with him.

• Stone Tone is in Tyce's "crew" now... despite the fact that Tyce sold him out to the police. I'm guessing Tyce managed to spin some story about how everything that happened totally wasn't his fault, like he's done with Jace and Eli a billion times before. If nothing else, he's pretty good at lying to speds.

• Tyce has his hair back and actually looks a hell of a lot more normal in this video. He's even wearing clothes a human would wear. It's disconcerting given the subject matter of what he's talking about, but it is definitely a sign that living with his mom is a good influence on him. Weird, considering she's a crack whore, but evidently that works for him better than TyceDad who is hilariously and understandably abusive towards him.

• Tyce got fired from McDonalds as his absence was the "last straw" - this implies he's been doing retarded shit his entire "career" at McDonalds which doesn't surprise me remotely.

• Tyce is angry he missed all the Christmas parties.

• Tyce is trying to start an underground recording label with Stone Tone.

• Tyce is still convinced that the McDonald's federation is real, that the Skeleton War is "totally gonna happen" (because he saw a cop getting shot on the news) and that he "runs all the McDonald's" since he is the leader of the McDonald's Federation.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Tyce is truly unbelievable. Motherfucker got fired from McDonald's... but still thinks he's in charge of the "McDonald's Federation".

Fuck, sometimes I wonder if Jace and Tyce (and shit, Chris, too, why not?) are just an insidious viral marketing scheme by McDonald's aimed at the Cwcki. OK, I don't actually ever wonder that, but goddamn, Tyce. Goddamn.