CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION #Tycegate -

[Danger]

Jace posted a Deagle Nation State of the Union address on twitter. I don't think anyone's posted it yet so here you go.

Fans, I am sorry lately for the lack of videos. During the last three days there has been a crucial danger situation in my lifeline that has caused me extreme duress and concern for my friend Tyce Andrews. At this point I am not able to speak freely and have been explicitly warned not to post any videos or content talking about what has happened because there is legal red tape involved here. I will say that History is written by the victors. And there is only one victory for deagle nation and that is me and that truth will previal above all. That is my official stance on the matter. This is a nation of no soldiers left behind dude and I am the victor.

Later today I will post a VLOG-ust video talking about other stuff. But for now I consider this issue closed and I will not be answering any questions regarding it.

Additionally, the Eli matter is under similar restrictions right now, and a gag order has been issued to Eli for our safety as a team. This is a media blackout that is necessary here for us to get everything in order because we are under an uncomfortable level of scrutiny and personal assaults from so-called lawful forces, which in fact violate US slander laws, and may in fact me Islamic in nature, but that is not proof that I have (yet) It is only a theory.

Thank you.

Deagle Nation Commadner
-Jace Connors

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1saafvf

 

[KingofManga420]

This is going to be good.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

Damn, did Eli's parents finally start asking where he was? Or did their "easy money scheme" get busted? Leaves so many questions

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Eli get killed then?

 

[Arkangel]

Maybe Jace isn't saying anything because the story is too embarrassing for even HIM to openly talk about it.

"It all started when we were huffing jenkem and smoking baseball cards..."

 

[Dr. Meme]

Tyce smoked the Football cards and got ink poisoning didn't he.

 

[KingofManga420]

I'm going to speculate Tyce was caught dealing and he squeezed to the popo about the Commander in Chief.

 

[Danger]

On the link it's called #Tycegate so I'm guessing Tyce fucked up bad. I'm still not entirely certain Eli hasn't been home and Jace doesn't want us to know they failed at finding Tupac and we're not getting that new album we've all been wanting.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I'm guessing literally no one is suprised that Tyce is probably going back to jail. (If he was arrested)

 

[KingofManga420]

I'm guessing literally no one is suprised that Tyce is probably going back to jail. (If he was arrested)

You mean back to Alcatraz.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Well the first sentence implies that there is shit going on with Tyce. Maybe they had a fight or Tyce told someone about Eli and Jace is going to reveal a bunch of Tyce facts hence Tycegate, just my thoughts.

Does anyone even know the situation with Eli?

Edit: Does anyone know when this state of the union address is going to be?

 

[KingofManga420]

Well the first sentence implies that there is shit going on with Tyce. Maybe they had a fight or Tyce told someone about Eli and Jace is going to reveal a bunch of Tyce facts hence Tycegate, just my thoughts.

Does anyone even know the situation with Eli?

The Eli situation is Schrodinger's Cat if the cat was white trash and instead of alive or dead it was Israel or America.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I have a feeling their easy money schemes have caught up with them. Maybe someone got and the person who got pranked called the cops. The fact that they're under scrutiny by law enforcement and Jace claims it's slander and assault is saying something.

I wonder if Eli got arrested in Israel and he's going to get deported.

And of course Jace thinks he's facing resistance due to some Islamic conspiracy. At least Jace is doing what he's told and not giving any information about whatever trouble he, Tyce or Eli might be in.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Well if something really bad did happen to Eli , Jace will make a half ass memorial made of card board and put it where the war memorials are in his town.

"In Memorial to Eli "Faggotkiller69", Hero of Operation Tupacalypse, Gone but not forgotten."

 

[XYZpdq]

I bet it involves Tyce being violent. In the drugstore video it seems like Jace was pulling back quick for fear of getting hit when Tyce made sudden movements.

Also is anybody checking the local media up there for something?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Finally something is happening.

 

[Danger]

Finally something is happening.

Yeah I've been checking Jace's twitter pretty frequently his antics usually get me through my breaks at work. Its been dry for the last few days, maybe Tycegate has something to do with why he's been so quite lately.

 

[Gorogoroth]

Could be anything. Shoplifting, vandalism, assault, regicide... the choices are endless. I'm guessing it's something relatively minor. For now.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Also is anybody checking the local media up there for something?

People posting a link to the North Brookfield PD arrest report page and a link to Worcester County news earlier but I don't think anyone has seen anything that would shed light on the situation. I didn't see anything when I looked a few hours ago.

 

[KingofManga420]

I bet it involves Tyce being violent. In the drugstore video it seems like Jace was pulling back quick for fear of getting hit when Tyce made sudden movements.

Also is anybody checking the local media up there for something?

Just checked through two sites of news in Tyce's town. Nothing, I will try Jace's.