u kno who da fuck it is Tyce's Illiteracy: Discussion, Theories, Analysis -

[Da Big Staw]

I've posted in another thread about the drug abuse theory makes no sense to me. Drugs simply don't turn a person into a full time retard in a months, if they somehow did it would obvious in other ways too.

The "he is high all the time" argument makes no sense to me either. A persons brain can only get high so often in a short period of time. Over longer periods tolerance will add up and a person will adapt to doing simple stuff like typing and spelling whilst high.

Personally Tyce's posting is one of the things I just can't wrap my head around. It gives credence to the ruseman theory as much as anything. I don't believe that Colby or someone was writing every legible post. I am pretty sure dyslexia does not make you a part time retard.

 

[RP 520]

I think it's a combination of drugs, laziness, and possibly dyslexia? If it was dyslexia then it would explain the theory that he has people write for him plus it would explain why he has a hard time reading things when put on the spot and asked to read something.

 

[nad7155]

I will probably get negged for this, but fuck it.

Chris, in a lot of ways, is a sympathetic person. Yes, his ego is huge, he sucks yada yada ....


All I know of Tyce is what I have read and seen on this here interwebs.

Tyce is a downright shitty human being.

I have vodka so excuse any typos.

 

[CatParty]

 

[WWWWolf]

Anyone else want to muse on this?

Serious answer:
Try automated spell checkers. I'm vaguely planning a tweet analysis tool and it seems that some of the open source spell checker libraries (aspell, hunspell, etc) have programming language bindings. How good are they for tycespeak is kind of another question, but I suppose they could be trained. (LibreOffice uses hunspell, and it does "yes, 'obeme' is actually meant to be 'Obama'" style replacements.) At the moment, I unfortunately haven't checked much of what these libraries can do, though, but I hope this helps.

Less serious answer:
My comp sci teachers were very clear in that using formal language grammars (as in those in regular expressions) are not exactly suitable for describing natural language grammars. Natural languages are complicated. But in Tyce's case, because his language capabilities are a little bit limited, it would be totally feasible to use regexes.

In fact, we could model entirety of Tyce's behaviour by describing him as a RISC machine (with a minimal set of instructions with various applications, such as BLAZE, HUFF, PRANK, RACEWAR, USEDADSCREDITCARD, etc.) Of course, he'd be fundamentally Turing-incomplete in many ways.
1) He'd be never be able to do all of the things a Turing machine can. For example, in order to do branching instructions, he'd first completely fail to read the actual operands from memory, and secondly refuse to actually perform as instructed by the program code, instead consulting the non-deterministic Prank logical unit. He'd also fail the ability to store an arbitrary value in a specific memory location; his storage space is theoretically infinite, but he can never tell where that information is actually stored, making write operations wholly unidirectional.
2) Not only would he fail the Turing-completeness, but most of the other theories Alan Turing came up with. For example, he'd fail the Turing Test. Most people would conclude they're talking with a very dumb AI.

 

[John Furrman]

Serious answer:
Try automated spell checkers. I'm vaguely planning a tweet analysis tool and it seems that some of the open source spell checker libraries (aspell, hunspell, etc) have programming language bindings. How good are they for tycespeak is kind of another question, but I suppose they could be trained. (LibreOffice uses hunspell, and it does "yes, 'obeme' is actually meant to be 'Obama'" style replacements.) At the moment, I unfortunately haven't checked much of what these libraries can do, though, but I hope this helps.

Less serious answer:
My comp sci teachers were very clear in that using formal language grammars (as in those in regular expressions) are not exactly suitable for describing natural language grammars. Natural languages are complicated. But in Tyce's case, because his language capabilities are a little bit limited, it would be totally feasible to use regexes.

In fact, we could model entirety of Tyce's behaviour by describing him as a RISC machine (with a minimal set of instructions with various applications, such as BLAZE, HUFF, PRANK, RACEWAR, USEDADSCREDITCARD, etc.) Of course, he'd be fundamentally Turing-incomplete in many ways.
1) He'd be never be able to do all of the things a Turing machine can. For example, in order to do branching instructions, he'd first completely fail to read the actual operands from memory, and secondly refuse to actually perform as instructed by the program code, instead consulting the non-deterministic Prank logical unit. He'd also fail the ability to store an arbitrary value in a specific memory location; his storage space is theoretically infinite, but he can never tell where that information is actually stored, making write operations wholly unidirectional.
2) Not only would he fail the Turing-completeness, but most of the other theories Alan Turing came up with. For example, he'd fail the Turing Test. Most people would conclude they're talking with a very dumb AI.

Convincing people they are talking to a person is one thing, convincing them they are talking to stupid person is the next level in my mind since how they described Wheatley in Portal 2.

 

[HG 400]

Tyce knows his shitty spelling triggers all the kiwifarm autists so he keeps it up.

 

[Varis]

Doesn't Tyce say in the analchest cookbook that "it's not my fault all these fucking letters look the same"?

I used to know someone who has dyslexia. She had trouble reading black text on white background - apparently the letters would start "jiggling" and "crawling" - and preferred having her IRC set to white-on-black.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

One problem with people saying that drugs aren't the problem behind Tyce's grammar & communication issues-

Tyce doesn't just "do drugs". Tyce ingests any chemical of any kind that has the slightest chance to fuck him up for any length of time. We're talking about a dude who regularly huffs shit-fumes here, and isn't too picky about where the shit comes from either. God only knows what it's done to the 'ol brain-pan. I'd love to see a full toxicology scan of his system.

Edit: Da Big Straw makes a valid point. People who smoke weed/drink/etc. regularly, adapt their body functions around the drug use, but that's with one or maybe two at the most "drugs of choice". Tyce ingests so much (honestly) toxic stuff from so many varied sources that his brain functionality is always being assaulted by a different chemical angle.

 

[Zim]

One problem with people saying that drugs aren't the problem behind Tyce's grammar & communication issues-

Tyce doesn't just "do drugs". Tyce ingests any chemical of any kind that has the slightest chance to fuck him up for any length of time. We're talking about a dude who regularly huffs shit-fumes here, and isn't too picky about where the shit comes from either. God only knows what it's done to the 'ol brain-pan. I'd love to see a full toxicology scan of his system.

One day he's going to do something real stupid and decide to get high from mixing bleach and ammonia together because, you know, hashbrownfckobeme. I don't think him frying his braincells caused his illiteracy but I'm sure it didn't help. To me he seems to be a really stupid kid who never got forced to learn not to be a jackass by his parents and doesn't care about what he does because his dad will bail him out if he gets arrested.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

One day he's going to do something real stupid and decide to get high from mixing bleach and ammonia together because, you know, hashbrownfckobeme. I don't think him frying his braincells caused his illiteracy but I'm sure it didn't help. To me he seems to be a really stupid kid who never got forced to learn not to be a jackass by his parents and doesn't care about what he does because his dad will bail him out if he gets arrested.

Oh no... the kiwi farms are fairly good at predicting deagle nation outcomes. This makes me a little sad.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Some new facts of the situation to take into consideration from December 7th's Ferguzone.

- Youtube Chat moves too fast for him to read most of the time
- Tyce is currently taking an English class (maybe at his mother's request, I forget)
- Tyce is taking this class to learn how to read
- When Tyce learns to read he's going to zap fags and blacks with lightning bolts
- Tyce will require a second English class to learn that the magic of reading is not a literal sort of magic
- Tyce doesn't think people have skeletons, which doesn't have anything to do with reading but it is absolutely amazing that a human being would actually think that

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Tyce doesn't think people have skeletons, which doesn't have anything to do with reading but it is absolutely amazing that a human being would actually think that

Clearly, Tyce is quite the retard

 

[Conrix]

I knew someone who was in the same sped class as me in eighth grade, judging by his "normal" douchey white-gangsta appearance for the same poor-grades reason as Tyce, but at least he knew how to read and maybe do some math (I was in it for teh assburgers because back in my 8th grade middle school they just lumped the idiots, exceptional individuals, and spergs in the same boat and called it special ed). But oh my Azathoth, Tyce is just...how the fuck old is he and he needs to learn how to READ? Did he skip english class because his parents wouldn't let him in school or did he just not pay attention to anything, or skip class to huff Jenkem (I know these are already established theories but I can't help myself but to ask)? I'm not trying to A-log or anything here but damn that's just level 100 Douche-Dynamo right there, the kind of shit that happens when you just don't rear your kids a bit to keep them from growing up like this.

Tyce's "Analchest Cookbook"

How the fuck do people come up with these names?

 

[Varis]

How the fuck do people come up with these names?

Straight from the horse's, um, mouth.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Tyce doesn't think skeletons live inside of people. I don't remember exactly what stream and time stamp, does anyone know?