Snowflake Type A Parent / Kelby Carr / Kelby Paige Hartson Carr - Drunkard, Thief, "blogger"

[RI 360]

Meet Kelby,

she's fat af, too.

LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kelbycarr [Archive]
Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/people/kelbycarr/photosof/ [Archive]
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kelbycarr/ [Archive]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kelbycarr [Archive]
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelby [Archive]
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/kelby/ [Archive]
Google+: https://plus.google.com/+KelbyCarr [Archive]
Blog: http://typeaparent.com/blog [Archive]

Type A Parent is a moniker that should elicit distinct imagery: ambitious, successful, goal orientated, probably someone fit and attractive. Kelby delivers instead the exact opposite. The politics of mommy blogger world might seem a stone throw too far for many of us on the farms, but it's ripe with frauds and charlatans like Kelby whose only discernable talents are fraud, alcoholism, and making herself thinner with picmonkey:

Fantasy:

Reality:

What does she write about exactly? Her posts divide into three categories: 1. Sponsored content 2. Announcements for sponsored content or her retarded conferences which line her pocket also 3. Stuff about binge drinking. Kelby likes to write a lot about "BLOG HARD. PLAY HARD." What this amounts to aside from raising your children side by side in a perpetual mid life crisis is beyond me. Here's her living by her own words dead center:

Here's all four people that showed up to her last conference:

Today is officially the 9-year anniversary of Type-A going live. It’s crazy to think it’s been so long! As part of the relaunch of Type-A Parent, a huge component will be a change in the focus of the content. As we roll out the announcements for the New Type-A, today I am focusing on CONTENT.
Type-A started in 2007 as a multi-author blog and our archives has a wide variety of content. From here on out, though, we will be narrowing that focus significantly to two primary categories that mirror our live conferences in our content:

One of the times she accepted money for a conference call but kinda forgot all about it:

She's mostly drunk or hungover for the conference calls.

I thought we already discussed her content? Well, no, not really. The posts on her site that bring in clicks are written by moms who prioritize their children over partying. Kelby thanks them by not paying them and ignoring all their polite requests for restitution:

(big thank you to @JudgingYou for showing me this cow)

 

[RI 360]

Spoiler: lots of caps

Spoiler: more non payment drama

Spoiler: even more non payment

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

You name your kid 'Kelby' you're pretty much guaranteeing that they'll be fat and autistic.

 

[multiverse]

she's fat af, too.

No "type a mom" would ever be fat af. This bitch is delusional. Give me a psychotic, skinny tiger mom with successful af kids any day.

 

[WW 635]

Full name: Kelby Paige Hartson Carr

Carr Creations LLC

Corporate Names Legal: Carr Creations LLC Limited Liability Company
Information SosId: 1081615
Status: Admin. Dissolved
Annual Report Status: Not Applicable
Citizenship: Domestic
Date Formed: 1/29/2009
Fiscal Month: December
Registered Agent: Carr, Kelby

Manager: Kelby Carr
30 Westgate Pkwy #162
Asheville NC 28806
Manager: Mike Carr
30 Westgate Pkwy #162
Asheville NC 28806
Carr Creations LLC

This corporation is currently inactive and was administratively resolved in February 2017 for failure to file annual documents.
Corporate Filings here: https://www.sosnc.gov/Search/filings/9044860

Kelby Carr is not manager on any other corporate businesses

Type A Parent
http://typeaparent.com/

Spoiler: WhoIs Info

https://whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=typeaparent.com

Domain Name: TYPEAPARENT.COM Registry Domain ID: 1617749092_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.enom.com Registrar URL: www.enom.com Updated Date: 2017-02-25T08:43:09.00Z Creation Date: 2010-09-27T19:55:02.00Z Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2017-09-27T19:55:00.00Z Registrar: ENOM, INC. Registrar IANA ID: 48 Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited Registry Registrant ID: Registrant Name: KELBY CARR Registrant Organization: CARR CREATIONS LLC Registrant Street: 30 WESTGATE PARKWAY #162 Registrant City: ASHEVILLE Registrant State/Province: NC Registrant Postal Code: 28806 Registrant Country: US Registrant Phone: +01.8284230561 Registrant Phone Ext: Registrant Fax: +. Registrant Fax Ext: Registrant Email: KELBY@TYPEAPARENT.COM Registry Admin ID: Admin Name: KELBY CARR Admin Organization: CARR CREATIONS LLC Admin Street: 34 WALL STREET Admin Street: SUITE 606 Admin City: ASHEVILLE Admin State/Province: NC Admin Postal Code: 28801 Admin Country: US Admin Phone: +1.8284230561 Admin Phone Ext: Admin Fax: Admin Fax Ext: Admin Email: KELBY@TYPEAPARENT.COM Registry Tech ID: Tech Name: KELBY CARR Tech Organization: CARR CREATIONS LLC Tech Street: 34 WALL STREET Tech Street: SUITE 606 Tech City: ASHEVILLE Tech State/Province: NC Tech Postal Code: 28801 Tech Country: US Tech Phone: +1.8284230561 Tech Phone Ext: Tech Fax: Tech Fax Ext: Tech Email: KELBY@TYPEAPARENT.COM Name Server: DNS1.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS2.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS3.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS4.NAME-SERVICES.COM Name Server: DNS5.NAME-SERVICES.COM DNSSEC: unSigned Registrar Abuse Contact Email: abuse@enom.com Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4252982646 URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/ >>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2017-02-25T08:43:09.00Z <<<

Spoiler: More Domain Info

Email is associated with ~151 domains is associated with ~11,297,332 domains

Registrant Org CARR CREATIONS LLC is associated with ~149 other domains

Registrar ENOM, INC. Registrar Status clientTransferProhibited Dates Created on 2010-09-27 - Expires on 2017-09-27 - Updated on 2017-03-02

Name Server(s) DNS1.NAME-SERVICES.COM (has 2,612,095 domains) DNS2.NAME-SERVICES.COM (has 2,612,095 domains) DNS3.NAME-SERVICES.COM (has 2,612,095 domains) DNS4.NAME-SERVICES.COM (has 2,612,095 domains) DNS5.NAME-SERVICES.COM (has 2,612,095 domains)

IP Address 104.198.190.59 - 86 other sites hosted on this server

IP Location United States - California - Mountain View - Google Inc. ASN United States AS15169 GOOGLE - Google Inc., US (registered Mar 30, 2000) Domain Status Registered And Active Website Whois History 54 records have been archived since 2010-09-29

IP History 5 changes on 5 unique IP addresses over 7 years

Registrar History 1 registrar

Hosting History 3 changes on 3 unique name servers over 7 years

Whois Server whois.enom.com Website Website Title Type-A Parent - Blog Hard, Play Hard

Server Type Apache/2.4.16 (Unix) OpenSSL/0.9.8e-fips-rhel5 mod_bwlimited/1.4 mod_fcgid/2.3.9 Response Code 200 SEO Score 94%
Terms 893 (Unique: 355, Linked: 219) Images 4 (Alt tags missing: 3) Links 70 (Internal: 65, Outbound: 5)

Here is the destruction form showing the corporation was dissolved administratively due to the missed filing in February 2017. This has apparently happened to them in 2012 and they were able to have it reinstated.

 

[multiverse]

@entropyseekswork , that drama from the nonpayments! What's up with that Anastasia Weir Weis chick? Sounds like she used to be the assistant and then SHE didn't get paid?

edit: and, such type-a to be so on top of her business that literally no one gets paid and bootcamps are forgotten.

 

[WW 635]

@entropyseekswork , that drama from the nonpayments! What's up with that Anastasia Weir chick? Sounds like she used to be the assistant and then SHE didn't get paid?

edit: and, such type-a to be so on top of her business that literally no one gets paid and bootcamps are forgotten.

She keeps forgetting to file her annual corporation papers too so apparently it's a thing with her.

 

[AnOminous]

Is there a single "mommy blogger" who isn't a completely evil, insane cunt? I've never seen one.

 

[multiverse]

Here is the destruction form showing the corporation was dissolved administratively due to the missed filing in February 2017. This has apparently happened to them in 2012 and they were able to have it reinstated.

Looks like everything went to shit when Anastasia quit? If she stopped getting paid, and stopped working for Kelby, some time in the fall, would filing normally have fallen to her? Seems like from what I've seen so far, Anastasia was the one who was supposed to do all the work and also make all of Kelby's excuses. Wonder if Kelby was deleting emails when they came in, because she said nothing was reaching her inbox or kept getting sent to spam.

 

[RK 672]

https://voterrecords.com/voter/45192696/kelby-carr (http://archive.md/BfbPc)

 

[GS 281]

Is there a single "mommy blogger" who isn't a completely evil, insane cunt? I've never seen one.

None will ever be as insane as lifeofagreatmommy though. That poor fucking kid...

 

[multiverse]

Seems to be blaming her divorce for everything. Once the husband stopped funding her manic pixie nightmare, payments stopped.


It's everyone else's fault for being mean about not being paid, guise. Thought we were friends.

edit: But it's okay, because she wants to start a charity to help moms who can't pay their bills because they haven't been paid. Email her with payments so she can redistribute them, guise.

edit 2: I'm sorry, which part of this is 100% untrue, Kelby? Because you just admitted that you accepted campaign money and didn't pay at least 15 sub bloggers.

 

[Deezy]

lol that pussy hat. it's like a litmus test for people who are completely batshit

 

[multiverse]

Is this the husband? Her "manager" was her husband, Mike Carr. Involved in a mysterious beating?

Marion isn't too far from Asheville, but it seems like a pretty common name around there


Here's one of her court records:

But if this is her husband, it doesn't look like it's for the divorce, because otherwise the dates would be the same:

edit: lol she got a speeding ticket today. Must've been in such a rush to pay back all her bloggers. Looks like she's cruising for a meltdown.

edit 2: the husband might be Michael Anthony; both Carrs with driving infractions on the same day? Driving without a license; whatever's going on with them, they're both erratic right now.


More from her voter records; this one has her phone number. Hey bloggers, give her a call and see if she has your money.


@CricketVonChirp This has her home address and phone number, rather than just the business address, if you want to edit your post to include this info.

Edit: she was a "travel writer" before she was a mommy blogger

 

[Acceptable]

so theres a type A parent Facebook group. i think there are two actually but both of them are inactive and have been that way since like 2014. some of the shit of there is crazy. all they talk about is stalking their children and even stalking their children's friends..

here are some of their chats about popular social media and texting and what ever.

Spoiler: texting

Spoiler: social media

Spoiler: cyberbullying

 

[RI 360]

lol holy shit, cyber stalking "pushy" children to gather evidence to ruin their lives indefinitely instead of speaking to them and their parents for a functional solution.

Kelly, in a stroke of irony so severe it could cause a literal one, wrote this massive spiel about the immorality of not paying mommy bloggers.

https://archive.md/YOj4c

Her MO is to collect campaign money from the major companies she's obviously written this appeal to, then she suckers someone more talented to write the campaign. She blows the cash on booze and stiffs the bloggers bring revenue to her site.

lol no, kelby, I don't want to awkwardly sit around with the two neighbors you duped into going.

 

[LogicBeetch]

None will ever be as insane as lifeofagreatmommy though. That poor fucking kid...

What about Jennifer McKinney/McMama? She had five kids- one who was a special survivor snowflake. Her mommy blogging covered different "seasons"-two house fire "seasons", four "I might have cancer" seasons, four "my baby might have serious health issues" seasons, at last two bankruptcy seasons, and a few divorce seasons to go along with her MLM seasons and trips to Africa to help the poor by giving them the glory of her.

 

[Acceptable]

trips to Africa to help the poor by giving them the glory of her.

the problem with these kinds of people is that they spend so much time "helping" others, when they really need to be getting help themselves, which cause them to become shittier people as time goes on. then they fucking breed, and raise their children to be just like them and the cycle continues.

 

[JudgingYou]

How did I even miss this Kelby Carr thread? I know this bint and she's a fecking slob. She dresses like she's about to clean raccoon turds out of her attic and eats like she was raised by wolves. When she does her conferences she spends all night drinking and all day hungover.

Spoiler: She thinks she's a geek because she likes StarWars and superheroes.

Spoiler: She can't get her fat ass off the chair to talk.

Spoiler: She dances with her mouth open.

Spoiler: A woman who runs a "professional" conference.

Spoiler: Always with the glass in her hand.

Aspires to drunk podcast.
https://twitter.com/drunksocialmed

Spoiler: Always with the glass.

Spoiler: Always.

 

[JudgingYou]

She thinks she's 13.