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ladies and gentlemen, meet u/Clownose or "Clownose Jenkins". a redditor who fulfills and goes beyond the stereotypes of what a redditor is. she has been on reddit since 2017, and is a frequenter of both r/childfree and r/antinatilism, as well as r/prochoice, r/abortion, r/birthstrike, r/BanPitBulls, and many more. she has been a personal lolcow of mine for a while now, and I want to share this gift to the internet with you. she works in retail (or at least did) and is in her 20's. she used to have what I was pretty sure was a selfie for her profile pic, it has since been changed to some autistic cartoon, shame I never saved it.
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here are a few examples of just how much this lady is off her rocker, right off the bat we have this:
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>imagine being on the fence about that shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/dcl1vf/should_there_be_a_license_to_breed/
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careful hun, you might cut yourself on that edge
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she trolls the r/prolife sub but there isn't much there worth screencapping, as its mostly one word responses, or snippy comments. you can get the idea that she spends way to much time on reddit screeching about shit to strangers who don't care.
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yikes. i'm guessing she's never been pregnant. whether or not you are pro life or pro choice, you can understand that this person isn't very pleasant.
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well, she got that right. apparently she has five mental disorders.
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and more child hate, this time for her own niece:
and more:
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case in point.
this one just makes me sad, her boss was honestly hoping she would change, maybe he was being weird but still. I mean holy fuck:
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if her boss had been rude or threatening at all you can be sure she would have written about it in detail that would put microchip manufacturers to shame. you know how reddit is with "and then everyone clapped" stories, so if this is how she reacts to a boomer just trying to encourage her to have kids then damn. anyway, you can tell she's a cat lady in the making.
also, she has a hatred for pitbulls. like seriously:
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like she really, REALLY hates pitbulls. she posts about it a lot, the pic above is just part of a copypasta she has posted a shit ton of times. she even runs a discord server affiliated with the subreddit r/banpitbulls. get a life, lady.
for all her sperging about not wanting kids, she does seem to like her dog. almost like its filling the void for something.
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it seems to me like her mothering instinct is kicking in one way or another, case in point:
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anyway she also has a fair amount of sjw stuff in her post history, some autistic sperging, and so on.
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funny, because she's the type of person to get salty over men saying they wouldn't date single mothers. can't expect logic from these people I suppose.
and the penny drops with this very real and not totally made up conversation she had with a guy on bumble:
]https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/ddbbaj/bumbles_top_man_here/
a short excerpt to warm the palette:
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I honestly wonder what those 5 mental disorders are. there's probably more info out there to find on that.
here's the full post, which is totally real and not fabricated for internet points (a bit long)
[beginning of her post]
It’s long, so buckle up!
Here’s a conversation I had on Bumble with some idiot. Forgive me for how wordy it is, we were both being pretentious assholes. I didn’t send screenshots because it’s hard to edit those into one picture. Also, I had to rephrase and edit minor details (lightly, the content is still original and bears the same message).
I know I should have ended the conversation earlier but I was immature and it was in the heat of the moment.
On mobile, apologies.
Here’s the conversation:
ME: Is it a deal breaker that I’m not interested in having kiddos?
IDIOT: Is it a deal breaker if I say no, but I think that women tend to value having kids higher as they age?
ME: I mean, I’m pretty set. I’m not going to change my mind. There’s no way I’d ever change my mind
. Everyone says I will, but I’ve known from a young age what I do and don’t want, and that’s not going to change. So we can have the conversations, but they won’t change anything. So what I’m saying is, if you’re really okay with this, prepare to not have kids with me.
HIM: Well I can find buckets of examples of women who said exactly that and then wished in hindsight that they had kids. Therefore, sticking hard and fast to one value when the context of your life hasn’t been fully revealed to you is a little silly in my opinion. But I’m not writing off your reasons for not wanting kids, maybe you could even convince me that having kids wouldn’t be a good idea for us. I’m simply saying that you should be open to the idea that one day you may discover more about yourself or about the value of children and your mind may be changed. As long as you’re willing to have honest conversations then there’s no issue.
ME: Okay, then let me be honest here and now: my decision to not have kids in my life?
Isn’t silly, regardless if what you might think and comparing me or compartmentalizing me in with other women isn’t going to change that, it’s just going to make me angry.
It’s a conscious and real decision I have made for good reasons and I plan to stick by them. I will not have some child screw up my life because society tells me I’ll regret it when I’m older, and I will not compromise my values for society, or even my closest loved ones.
I have fought my family on this for years and have finally convinced them that they will not change my mind and they have come to agree with me that children would not be in my best interest.
So no, it isn’t silly. You know nothing about me and shouldnt assume you can just put me in a box with other women because that’s convenient for you. People aren’t simple. People aren’t convenient. To apply such rules to me is wrong and offensive to say the least.
HIM: I understand but I wasn’t comparing you to anyone I was just providing an example of people who felt about having kids the same way you do now then changed their mind. If you believe you have a perfect understanding of the value of children and a perfect understanding of your future self then I could see why you’d draw a hard line in the sand. My point is that wouldn’t be an honest assessment. But I don’t believe my understanding of these things is perfect either which is why I’m open to the possibility of being convinced by you.
But I wouldn’t want this to get in the way of us giving it a shot. This has already been the most promising conversation I’ve had with anyone from this app.
ME:
But mostly? I just don’t like kids.
An honest assessment? This is about as honest as it gets. I know myself and there is nothing more honest than that.
If you are hoping or even thinking that I will change my mind or that I’m mistaken, this will not work...
IDIOT:
I won’t love the child, and I know this for a fact. I hate children.
I don’t want to. I want my stuff to be mine, I want to be able to live without having to worry about someone else’s schedule. By age thirty, there’s a higher chance of labor complications. The older I am, the more risk I place on my life and the child’s.
It’s a skill, but I do not wish to waste my time and energy interacting with someone I will not love.
I have considered it a possibility. Logically, it wouldn’t work. I could probably pull it off, but it would take an enormous amount of effort and time and it would stress me out.
I prefer not to take that effort and time.
Just because I genuinely believe these things doesn’t make me wrong or immoral. It means I have considered all possible angles and I know exactly what I want and have planned accordingly. I have been a loner for most of my life and think that more than one person in my home at a time would stress me out beyond reason. It’s why I know that I’d be just as happy single as in a relationship.
And I still, under no circumstances, would compromise my body.
There is no dishonesty in my statements. What you believe to be true for yourself does not apply to me. It’s great that you think everything can be opened or changed, but not everything can. This is how I feel about children. I will give you the same responses I always have.
Are you kidding? We have billions of people on this planet. The suicide rates mean nothing to you? There are too many people. I don’t need to contribute to the population, others are doing that just fine.
“Then I agree that you probably shouldn’t reproduce,” way to make things personal broooo. That’s not exactly a mature response to a life decision that I’ve made under careful consideration and discretion. But no matter. I wouldn’t want to compromise your morals for the sake of mine. It seems you were under the impression that I would some day change my mind and I have disappointed you, so you felt the need to make things personal.
Such antics are barbaric and unnecessary in this context as I have only given you what I believe to be true and factual under all circumstances. I’m sorry that I hurt you so much that you felt the need to personally attack me, but it seems as though you may need to reconsider your own words before you send them to me. But maybe I’m mistaken and you meant them honestly. In which case, I’d hate to pursue a relationship with someone who thinks he’s superior to me simply because of my own thoughts and beliefs.
NOW: He never responded after this. I blocked him shortly after. Thankfully, I never heard from him again.
Meanwhile, I have a CF boyfriend who loves me very much and we both know the world is clearly overpopulated.
TLDR: Idiot thinks I’m not actually CF and the world isn’t overpopulated and gets mad when he can’t convince me otherwise.
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yeesh.
weak insult but I thought it was kinda funny, from an argument she had with one of my sock accounts (she has had quite a few arguments)
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not 100% sure but she might have been sharing photo's of protesters outside her workplace (which is legal) again, you can be pro life or pro choice or whatever the fuck you want, just don't be a dipshit who makes it a fucking lifestyle.
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she's easy to bait into a flame war, and the best part is that she thinks she always "wins" or something. she's 100% oblivious to bait, and spends enough time online to actively try to argue shit with strangers on the internet. some aftermath of being baited:
"I defended you, please accept me now, I need hugs."
to quote Papadopoulos:
well said.
I got into the discord and i'm doing recon, can'tr drop the link because it would look sketchy if people started joining without being invited. I got in by posting a sobstory of how my childhood pet was a pitbull, and it attacked the neighbor kid, and got put down. I said it I had to come to terms with what happened and that I now know the true dangers of pitbulls. total bs but it got me the link so whatever. you can try to get in by asking here:
or dming her, thats what I did.
I asked the server if they had a facebook page (to try to find more info on Clownose) but they don't have one. maybe i'll get her trust and then give her "my" twitter casually, I dont know.
the daddy issues are so crazy you can taste them, along with the wine and antidepressants.
depending on whether or not plans change I might post the discord link here, but for now i'm keeping it private so I can harvest lulz. I was thinking of making fake discord conversations of her talking race-realism (because of the r/BanPitBulls community being accused of that) and posting them to antifa subreddits or something along with her reddit account. just a half baked idea of mine.
enjoy.
[more info will be added as it comes, and any mistakes I made ill try to fix]
Clownose Jenkins (u/Clownose) - Reddit
u/Clownose: Still haven’t figured out where I’m having lunch...
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here are a few examples of just how much this lady is off her rocker, right off the bat we have this:
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>imagine being on the fence about that shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/dcl1vf/should_there_be_a_license_to_breed/
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careful hun, you might cut yourself on that edge
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she trolls the r/prolife sub but there isn't much there worth screencapping, as its mostly one word responses, or snippy comments. you can get the idea that she spends way to much time on reddit screeching about shit to strangers who don't care.
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yikes. i'm guessing she's never been pregnant. whether or not you are pro life or pro choice, you can understand that this person isn't very pleasant.
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well, she got that right. apparently she has five mental disorders.
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and more child hate, this time for her own niece:
r/childfree - Coworker spent an HOUR in the backroom trying to convince me to love children.
772 votes and 87 comments so far on Reddit
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this one just makes me sad, her boss was honestly hoping she would change, maybe he was being weird but still. I mean holy fuck:
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if her boss had been rude or threatening at all you can be sure she would have written about it in detail that would put microchip manufacturers to shame. you know how reddit is with "and then everyone clapped" stories, so if this is how she reacts to a boomer just trying to encourage her to have kids then damn. anyway, you can tell she's a cat lady in the making.
also, she has a hatred for pitbulls. like seriously:
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like she really, REALLY hates pitbulls. she posts about it a lot, the pic above is just part of a copypasta she has posted a shit ton of times. she even runs a discord server affiliated with the subreddit r/banpitbulls. get a life, lady.
for all her sperging about not wanting kids, she does seem to like her dog. almost like its filling the void for something.
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it seems to me like her mothering instinct is kicking in one way or another, case in point:
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anyway she also has a fair amount of sjw stuff in her post history, some autistic sperging, and so on.
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funny, because she's the type of person to get salty over men saying they wouldn't date single mothers. can't expect logic from these people I suppose.
and the penny drops with this very real and not totally made up conversation she had with a guy on bumble:
]https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/ddbbaj/bumbles_top_man_here/
a short excerpt to warm the palette:
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I honestly wonder what those 5 mental disorders are. there's probably more info out there to find on that.
here's the full post, which is totally real and not fabricated for internet points (a bit long)
[beginning of her post]
It’s long, so buckle up!
Here’s a conversation I had on Bumble with some idiot. Forgive me for how wordy it is, we were both being pretentious assholes. I didn’t send screenshots because it’s hard to edit those into one picture. Also, I had to rephrase and edit minor details (lightly, the content is still original and bears the same message).
I know I should have ended the conversation earlier but I was immature and it was in the heat of the moment.
On mobile, apologies.
Here’s the conversation:
ME: Is it a deal breaker that I’m not interested in having kiddos?
IDIOT: Is it a deal breaker if I say no, but I think that women tend to value having kids higher as they age?
ME: I mean, I’m pretty set. I’m not going to change my mind. There’s no way I’d ever change my mind
. Everyone says I will, but I’ve known from a young age what I do and don’t want, and that’s not going to change. So we can have the conversations, but they won’t change anything. So what I’m saying is, if you’re really okay with this, prepare to not have kids with me.HIM: Well I can find buckets of examples of women who said exactly that and then wished in hindsight that they had kids. Therefore, sticking hard and fast to one value when the context of your life hasn’t been fully revealed to you is a little silly in my opinion. But I’m not writing off your reasons for not wanting kids, maybe you could even convince me that having kids wouldn’t be a good idea for us. I’m simply saying that you should be open to the idea that one day you may discover more about yourself or about the value of children and your mind may be changed. As long as you’re willing to have honest conversations then there’s no issue.
ME: Okay, then let me be honest here and now: my decision to not have kids in my life?
Isn’t silly, regardless if what you might think and comparing me or compartmentalizing me in with other women isn’t going to change that, it’s just going to make me angry.
It’s a conscious and real decision I have made for good reasons and I plan to stick by them. I will not have some child screw up my life because society tells me I’ll regret it when I’m older, and I will not compromise my values for society, or even my closest loved ones.
I have fought my family on this for years and have finally convinced them that they will not change my mind and they have come to agree with me that children would not be in my best interest.
So no, it isn’t silly. You know nothing about me and shouldnt assume you can just put me in a box with other women because that’s convenient for you. People aren’t simple. People aren’t convenient. To apply such rules to me is wrong and offensive to say the least.
HIM: I understand but I wasn’t comparing you to anyone I was just providing an example of people who felt about having kids the same way you do now then changed their mind. If you believe you have a perfect understanding of the value of children and a perfect understanding of your future self then I could see why you’d draw a hard line in the sand. My point is that wouldn’t be an honest assessment. But I don’t believe my understanding of these things is perfect either which is why I’m open to the possibility of being convinced by you.
But I wouldn’t want this to get in the way of us giving it a shot. This has already been the most promising conversation I’ve had with anyone from this app.
ME:
- The world is overpopulated.
- I have five mental disorders.
- I am not caring or loving or nurturing. I would not provide my children with sufficient love or care.
- I am more interested in my future. I haven’t lived my life for anyone else or changed for anyone else and I don’t intend to change my mindset.
- I don’t like children. They’re immature, needy, stupid, and noisy.
- I will not change my lifestyle for someone dependent on me. I don’t want anyone to be dependent on me.
- I will not, at any point, compromise the integrity of my body for anyone, especially not someone who is going to end up taking all my money and resources and time and other valuables away from me in the future. Should anyone convince me otherwise, I know I wouldn’t want it in my heart and I would end up resenting the child.
But mostly? I just don’t like kids.
An honest assessment? This is about as honest as it gets. I know myself and there is nothing more honest than that.
If you are hoping or even thinking that I will change my mind or that I’m mistaken, this will not work...
IDIOT:
- The world is not overpopulated.
- You don’t know how much you’ll love a kid once you have one so you can’t make that claim.
- You can have kids later in life (30+) after you’ve sorted out your life sufficiently.
- It’s not taking it’s giving and I’d compromise my body for the life of my dog, let alone my child.
- People get better at interacting with others. I did by massive amounts. It’s a skill you can improve on and reap benefits from.
- You’re saying that you know yourself and what you want which I think is dishonest because no one has a perfect understanding of themselves nor the knowledge of something they’ve never even considered a possibility. If you genuinely believe those things and don’t have an open mind even when considering children, then I agree that you probably shouldn’t reproduce and that we probably won’t work out as a couple...
I won’t love the child, and I know this for a fact. I hate children.
I don’t want to. I want my stuff to be mine, I want to be able to live without having to worry about someone else’s schedule. By age thirty, there’s a higher chance of labor complications. The older I am, the more risk I place on my life and the child’s.
It’s a skill, but I do not wish to waste my time and energy interacting with someone I will not love.
I have considered it a possibility. Logically, it wouldn’t work. I could probably pull it off, but it would take an enormous amount of effort and time and it would stress me out.
I prefer not to take that effort and time.
Just because I genuinely believe these things doesn’t make me wrong or immoral. It means I have considered all possible angles and I know exactly what I want and have planned accordingly. I have been a loner for most of my life and think that more than one person in my home at a time would stress me out beyond reason. It’s why I know that I’d be just as happy single as in a relationship.
And I still, under no circumstances, would compromise my body.
There is no dishonesty in my statements. What you believe to be true for yourself does not apply to me. It’s great that you think everything can be opened or changed, but not everything can. This is how I feel about children. I will give you the same responses I always have.
Are you kidding? We have billions of people on this planet. The suicide rates mean nothing to you? There are too many people. I don’t need to contribute to the population, others are doing that just fine.
“Then I agree that you probably shouldn’t reproduce,”
way to make things personal broooo. That’s not exactly a mature response to a life decision that I’ve made under careful consideration and discretion. But no matter. I wouldn’t want to compromise your morals for the sake of mine. It seems you were under the impression that I would some day change my mind and I have disappointed you, so you felt the need to make things personal.Such antics are barbaric and unnecessary in this context as I have only given you what I believe to be true and factual under all circumstances. I’m sorry that I hurt you so much that you felt the need to personally attack me, but it seems as though you may need to reconsider your own words before you send them to me. But maybe I’m mistaken and you meant them honestly. In which case, I’d hate to pursue a relationship with someone who thinks he’s superior to me simply because of my own thoughts and beliefs.
NOW: He never responded after this. I blocked him shortly after. Thankfully, I never heard from him again.
Meanwhile, I have a CF boyfriend who loves me very much and we both know the world is clearly overpopulated.
TLDR: Idiot thinks I’m not actually CF and the world isn’t overpopulated and gets mad when he can’t convince me otherwise.
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yeesh.
weak insult but I thought it was kinda funny, from an argument she had with one of my sock accounts (she has had quite a few arguments)
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not 100% sure but she might have been sharing photo's of protesters outside her workplace (which is legal) again, you can be pro life or pro choice or whatever the fuck you want, just don't be a dipshit who makes it a fucking lifestyle.
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r/prochoice - Yall rememberer that post I made about university? Well now they’re at my work.
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she's easy to bait into a flame war, and the best part is that she thinks she always "wins" or something. she's 100% oblivious to bait, and spends enough time online to actively try to argue shit with strangers on the internet. some aftermath of being baited:
to quote Papadopoulos:
well said.
I got into the discord and i'm doing recon, can'tr drop the link because it would look sketchy if people started joining without being invited. I got in by posting a sobstory of how my childhood pet was a pitbull, and it attacked the neighbor kid, and got put down. I said it I had to come to terms with what happened and that I now know the true dangers of pitbulls. total bs but it got me the link so whatever. you can try to get in by asking here:
I asked the server if they had a facebook page (to try to find more info on Clownose) but they don't have one. maybe i'll get her trust and then give her "my" twitter casually, I dont know.
the daddy issues are so crazy you can taste them, along with the wine and antidepressants.
depending on whether or not plans change I might post the discord link here, but for now i'm keeping it private so I can harvest lulz. I was thinking of making fake discord conversations of her talking race-realism (because of the r/BanPitBulls community being accused of that) and posting them to antifa subreddits or something along with her reddit account. just a half baked idea of mine.
enjoy.
[more info will be added as it comes, and any mistakes I made ill try to fix]
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