• "Normally we would use lemons but this time we will use a stick"

Artcow ugojessenigerian graphic designer and cartoonist extradinoire

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by CatParty, Jan 12, 2018.

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  1. The art in some of these is pretty decent. Maybe he'll learn as he goes and put out some truly decent content! He's pretty young isn't he? College age?
     
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  2. This is the best kind of thread. Thank you, @CatParty
     
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  3. the type of thread we all laugh with a warm heart
     
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  4. Lolcows were a mistake.
     
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  5. You know by the end of this thread, I'm laughing with him, not at him.

    But I'm still screaming what the hell is this.
     
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  6. Image1.jpg
    ayyyyyyyyyyy
     
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  8. He na touch she, spoil she something
     

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    PolexiaAphrodisia Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?

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  9. Lol, I hope this was a part of a larger comic.
     
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  10. You tell him little girl, you tell the world he spoil your something, than they'll stick a hot metal rod up his ass.
     
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  11. It's going to be so great watching people go apoplectic as 2018 becomes the Year of the Dank Continent.
     
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  12. This guy may actually be my favorite artist 2018. A genius on this level will surely be remembered in the history books.
     
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  13. These comics are like a circus built atop a ruined orphanage. Very entertaining, but there's a deeply depressing foundation.

    I hope people don't harass this guy into silence. His work is kind of incredible.
     
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  14. Really makes you wonder what kind of crazy shit is hiding under all this doesn't it?
     
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  15. ugojesse and i should take a lesson on how make coffee cup not look like 2d
     
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  16. Tried to go out and get fresh air like normal people, but Ugojesse kept coming up in my mind... I realized that a Ugojesse was what lacked in my life.

    image.jpeg Sister, why now
     
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    #259 Heinrich Himmler, Jan 12, 2018
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  17. Not paint her face with crayon like expired mushroom.
    ...what?
     
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