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  1. Really expected the kid in the river to say "mother you are suffering from schizophrenia, you need to find mental help and not walk in rivers, come let us find you a good doctor, you are not mad only ill"
     
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    PolexiaAphrodisia

    PolexiaAphrodisia Life just kills me. Do you have any pot?

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  2. The landscape in the river one is actually kind of pretty.
     
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    Brackets

    Brackets A humble fistful of shrimp.

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    Toasty Insane Sick Tart!

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  4. It's nice to have a source of amusement that is pure, and wholesome, and which tries to be educational and inspiring, where the author doesn't seem to be absolutely batshit insane but also talks funny
     
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  5. That kneeling pose that a lot of women in his cartoons does must be copied from some advert? It looks very familiar.
     
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    Big Nasty The Adventures of Bullshit Billy

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  6. Other cancer related stuff
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    Heinrich Himmler Ex Reichsführer-SS; now internet lollygagger

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  7. Nigeria isn't known for it's quality mental health system. I'd expect a "You need Jesus/Allah" moment.
     
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  9. Guess, Harvey "Two-Face" Dent has found a way to redeem his past sins.
     
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  10. The child drinking kerosene one is hilarious to me.
     
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  11. "Water"
     
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  12. In case anyone wonders what this "male enlargement package" that he frequently shills actually costs

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    January Cyst

    January Cyst Kick a duck up the arse

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  13. Happy black history month.
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  14. I still can’t believe that children drinking kerosene instead of water is a legitimate and common problem in Nigeria
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  15. Their tastebuds and sense of smell must be permanently scarred by all the suruka englargement package, damage inflicted during infancy from their mother experiencing severe postpartum depression leading to postpartum psychosis, and the agbo (local herb).
     
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  17. I appreciate the little annotations on some of the more obscure terms, which suggests to me that not even Nigerians know what the hell they're talking about a lot of the time.
     
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    SkeletonBias420 I HAVE FOUND A DEAD BODY **emotional**
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