Ukraine to become NATO member -

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[Techpriest]

Based

 

[Null]

YO DID THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE LIE ABOUT JOINING LOL

 

[Aidan]

Welcome fren

edit: Maybe not but you are welcome still either way

 

[Gone Ham]

I never thought I'd see the day that NATO fights with the pigs

 

[Meat Target]

Biden says it depends on "criteria", whatever that means.

 

[Techpriest]

Biden says it depends on "criteria", whatever that means.

Basically they have to meet certain requirements, shouldn’t be that hard for them.

 

[Aidan]

Ukraine has to put Hunter back on the board of Burisma to join NATO.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Surprisingly aggressive move. I await Russia's response.

 

[Gone Ham]

Something tells me this was supposed to stay a secret. Biden showed up over 2 hours late to a press conference, and only answered pre screened questions from pre-selected reporters. Something is up here

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Maybe Biden is just senile and thinks it is 2014.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

This goes beyond hubris to a sort of senility mixed with arrogance that beggars belief. IOW, welcome to Biden's first term. Not even Bush # 43 or Cheney thought this was a good idea.

At any rate, can't wait to see the tranny groundpounders unhook from their dilation stations on the drive to liberate Crimea. I mean, the US does not recognize Russia's right to the land, so it clearly falls into the "territorial integrity."

Also, will they bomb the just completed pipeline from Russia to Germany that circumvents Ukraine? Merkel told Biden to go to hell over that, so...now what? Will Germany support any military action here?

edit: Assuming it actually happens. What a mess.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Probably not good for Ukraine being a piracy copyright infringement haven. RIP.

 

[Tookie]

Oh, cool, so we're going to get that war with Russia we averted by not electing Hillary after all.

 

[Near]

Can't wait for that NATO intervention when Ukraine gets its territory bitten off again.
Those sanctions will work this time trust me guys

 

[Psychic Espeon]

I'll believe it when I see it. Cause if its true, Europe's in big trouble.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Seems like an odd move if true. US and EU policy towards Ukraine has generally been to strengthen diplomatic ties without officially inducting them into the cool kids club, as this is the most prudent course geopolitically and economically. Making various deals and treaties to nudge the hohols into the Western orbit and warn Russia, but kerping those agreements ambiguous and loose enough to prevent the West from being obligated to rush to Ukrsine's defence.

NATO membership would obviously radically shift this policy, and it comes at a strange time considering the conflict has been pretty much cold for a while, excluding some sabre rattling. Either Zelensky is pulling a Saakashvili, or the Biden administration is looking to lock down the conflict indefinitely by using the N-card to dissuade Putin from any future shenanigans.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Joe was just talking about the "territorial integrity" of Hunter's human trafficking business in Lvov, not the entire country.

 

[Gone Ham]

Joe was just talking about the "territorial integrity" of Hunter's human trafficking business in Lvov, not the entire country.

Still mad at Hunter I see

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

This appears to have been a senior moment, unless NATO want their word to seem even more worthless.