Ukraine to become NATO member -

Blamo

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It's just all so dumb. Europe and North America dump trillions of dollars a year into this dumb fucking dance where we prop up desert shithole dictatorships and arm random countries bordering each other with expensive materiel that they will never in a million years actually use all because we're still drinking soviet era kool aid. Russia doesn't want to rule the world. America doesn't actually want Russia wiped off the face of the map. Why do we have to do this dumb shit, because a few weapons manufacturers and oil companies need to keep the grift going? Fuck this retarded noise.
War is a racket, always was, always will be.
 

Badungus Kabungus

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A lot of this thread reads like a Ukrainian wet dream. The US and Russia will not engage in open conflict because it's not profitable to either aging plutocrat in charge. Don't forget that both Hillary and Joe are perfectly happy to do business with Putin, and so are most of the wealthier EU states. Remember, Joe green-lit Putin's pipeline just recently, striking a rather insulting blow to the gas bandits over in Ukraine.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Joe drops some of the sanctions after his meeting with president Putin.
 

Vitruvius

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Also the military epenis contest going on here is absolutely fucking retarded. Nato and Russia aren't going to war over the shithole. This "which side will win" debate literally always devolves into NATO simps calling the CSTO fags a bunch of poor slavniggers with rustbucket equipment and the CSTO fags calling NATO simps a bunch of faggot trannies who will never dare to fight against the mighty Russian bear. It's the same shit every god damn time.
 

Blamo

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Also the military epenis contest going on here is absolutely fucking retarded. Nato and Russia aren't going to war over the shithole. This "which side will win" debate literally always devolves into NATO simps calling the CSTO fags a bunch of poor slavniggers with rustbucket equipment and the CSTO fags calling NATO simps a bunch of faggot trannies who will never dare to fight against the mighty Russian bear. It's the same shit every god damn time.
Pretty much. One of the subjects that are really difficult to discuss online.
 

Menotaur

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They don't have too. They just have to beat Ukraine in 6 months and dare the west to do something about it.
It is a bit odd to even discuss the idea of 2 superpowers actually having a real war - I mean it just can not actually ever happen. Just proxy wars backing one side against another is all there will ever be.

These militaries the USA, China, the UK, France, Germany, Russia have etc, are for proxy wars only or against small countries.

An actual war with China or Russia is simply a no-win situation from the start - any side can entirely destroy the other side no matter what one does on a first strike. A conventional war would soon escalate to Nuclear very quickly.

All hold certain submarines for the sole, express and definitive purpose of launching a strike in the event of destruction of the motherland and all are entirely capable of delivering.
 

Menotaur

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A lot of this thread reads like a Ukrainian wet dream. The US and Russia will not engage in open conflict because it's not profitable to either aging plutocrat in charge. Don't forget that both Hillary and Joe are perfectly happy to do business with Putin, and so are most of the wealthier EU states. Remember, Joe green-lit Putin's pipeline just recently, striking a rather insulting blow to the gas bandits over in Ukraine.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Joe drops some of the sanctions after his meeting with president Putin.
You talk as if whoever is in charge in the USA has ever had one ounce of effect on what Putin has done since...forever.

It never has. And while our leaders may seem different from a local view, from an external observation the USA moves in certain ways and regardless of Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump or Biden it has been pretty much the same. We think it looks different but from the outside it is pretty much par of the course whoever is at the helm.

Oh sure, Putin plays a Republican president differently than a Democratic one, but it is still the same chess game.
 

Techpriest

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Also the military epenis contest going on here is absolutely fucking retarded. Nato and Russia aren't going to war over the shithole. This "which side will win" debate literally always devolves into NATO simps calling the CSTO fags a bunch of poor slavniggers with rustbucket equipment and the CSTO fags calling NATO simps a bunch of faggot trannies who will never dare to fight against the mighty Russian bear. It's the same shit every god damn time.
Hey, NATO has poor Slavniggers too, that hate Russia and will happily burn them to the ground. And said slavniggers have better gear than the Russians too!
 

Badungus Kabungus

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You talk as if whoever is in charge in the USA has ever had one ounce of effect on what Putin has done since...forever.

It never has. And while our leaders may seem different from a local view, from an external observation the USA moves in certain ways and regardless of Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump or Biden it has been pretty much the same. We think it looks different but from the outside it is pretty much par of the course whoever is at the helm.

Oh sure, Putin plays a Republican president differently than a Democratic one, but it is still the same chess game.
Nobody is playing anybody. It's just business associates negotiating their terms.

Don't forget the main takeaway from this thread, which is that the Ukrainian president is a professional clown who really can't take a hint.

US: "We'll consider making you a member of NATO... when you stop turning the country into even more of a shithole, enabling retard Ukrainian nazis, and stealing everything that isn't nailed down. Meaning never."
Zelensky, rabidly typing out a Twitter post: "THEY SAID THEY WILL MAKE US MEMBERS!"
 

Menotaur

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Nobody is playing anybody. It's just business associates negotiating their terms.

Don't forget the main takeaway from this thread, which is that the Ukrainian president is a professional clown who really can't take a hint.

US: "We'll consider making you a member of NATO... when you stop turning the country into even more of a shithole, enabling retard Ukrainian nazis, and stealing everything that isn't nailed down. Meaning never."
Zelensky, rabidly typing out a Twitter post: "THEY SAID THEY WILL MAKE US MEMBERS!"
Yeah Ok...but you kind of come across like the reason why Russia and the USA haven't had a war is because it isn't profitable. What is profitable is never going to war but always replacing shit that you don't need.

the reason they don't got to war is because it would be the last one, so yeah, technically that is unprofitable.
 

Badungus Kabungus

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Yeah Ok...but you kind of come across like the reason why Russia and the USA haven't had a war is because it isn't profitable. What is profitable is never going to war but always replacing shit that you don't need.

the reason they don't got to war is because it would be the last one, so yeah, technically that is unprofitable.
War is for poor countries. Everyone else just conducts business amongst themselves and occasionally blows up some poor 3rd world bastards to try out new gear and get some good media footage for the plebs back home.

Only exceptions are probably India and Pakistan, but that's a whole different thread.
 

Menotaur

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War is for poor countries. Everyone else just conducts business amongst themselves and occasionally blows up some poor 3rd world bastards to try out new gear and get some good media footage for the plebs back home.

Only exceptions are probably India and Pakistan, but that's a whole different thread.
You know it is funny you mention that about India and Pakistan. Technically they are the only 2 nuclear powers to actually have some form of conventional war - but you are right that's another thread. I put it down to cricket, but yeah, another thread.
 

HiramTheGrift

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It would be very sudden and strange for Ukraine to suddenly announce it's joining NATO. They're expecting conflict with Russia which would incentivise NATO membership, bit to make a sudden decision is weird. I'm skeptical
 

niqlo

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Russia literally has it's own state-funded paramilitary biker gang (who fight in Donbass). It's objectively the most badass country.

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Ukraine on the other hand, seems to be a shitty country too weak to defend itself, full of whining neo-Nazis and led by a far less cool leader. It's ironic how all the "nationalist" European countries suck America's dick and beg support from NATO :story:
 
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It doesn't matter if the US could clean Russia's clock in a war. It would rip the US apart at home. Look how divided the USA is now politically. The US hasn't been able to fight and win a real war since they lost Vietnam. They couldn't even close the deal on Iraq when they had Saddam on the ropes in the 90s. There is no political will to fight an classic hot war that 100's or 1000's die in. Especially over someplace no one could find on map.
Russia may be a rusting shell of it's former self but they are still more powerful then Afghanistan, Iran, or any other ME shithole that the US hasn't been able to tame. Then add the fact that Russia actually still has the power to nuke the US and the EU. Political suicide for the democrats.

If NATO was dumb enough to let Ukraine in then Putin would just poke at it constantly to further destabilize things politically in the west. He knows the USA wont actually do anything. And what EU nation is going to send their troops to die for the fucking Ukraine? That would be just the start of another Brexit to happen in which ever one did.
 

Gone Ham

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Russia literally has it's own state-funded paramilitary biker gang (who fight in Donbass). It's objectively the most badass country.

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Ukraine on the other hand, seems to be a shitty country too weak to defend itself, full of whining neo-Nazis and led by a far less cool leader. It's ironic how all the "nationalist" European countries suck America's dick and beg support from NATO :story:
Is there something wrong with being a neonazi? :suffering:
 

Tookie

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Well, it's kind of stupid to cover yousrself in symbols from a social movement that failed 76 years ago. Plus Nazis deemed Slavic people an inferior race and wanted to enslave them or some shit so I don't know what's up with that.
The Nazis made an exception for Ukrainians who were willing to ally with them against the Soviets and realized they were actually aryan and not slavs at all. Their whole "racial purity" thing was pretty flexible if there was a strategic advantage to be gained.
 
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