Ultraconservatie Islam vs. Ultraliberal social justice - Australatina vs. The Caliphate

[Roland MT-32]

Given the choice, would you rather live in an ultraconservative Islamic society or an ultraliberal society basically created according to the ideals of ADF?

 

[Beaniebon]

Sjws are too chicken to kill you in most cases whereas an Islamic government will label you a terrorist and chop of your head if you defy them. You could outrun a landwhale who has panic attacks at the site of guns but there isnt much you can do in the face of bombs.

 

[AnOminous]

Sjws are too chicken to kill you in most cases whereas an Islamic government will label you a terrorist and chop of your head if you defy them. You could outrun a landwhale who has panic attacks at the site of guns but there isnt much you can do in the face of bombs.

In an Islamic state, you'd know what the rules were, though. In Phil's autismland, he'd just suddenly exterminate your entire race because reasons.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Islamic Caliphate. It presupposes the existence of a Creator, and human sinfulness... All they need is a Savior from the latter, endorsed/sent by the former... And martyrdom historically has been pretty successful at spreading the Gospel, so their penchant for beheading isn't really a problem in that regard. My religion- number one tribal loyalty- can prosper more readily in an Islamic majority than in a super-liberal one. Given the choice between Muhammad and Christ, most people will find Christ more appealing.
God in Islam: You've sinned so die for it to ensure you go to heaven!
God in Christianity: You've sinned so I'M GOING TO die for it to ensure you go to heaven!
In an open marketplace of religious ideas, Christ is really difficult to compete with. And killing us just helps it to spread. The Romans already tried that, and now we have their city.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

...what's the difference? a decade? a few million muzzies?

Any ultra pc liberal shithole would ultimately end up into a caliphate.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well I already throw gays off roofs for amusement, but I love pork chops... the SJW world would probably be vegan so I could at least have some goat meat.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

I chose to make my own state, an Outer Heaven.

 

[Tranhuviya]

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

I'm not letting those caliphate guys take my foreskin from me a second time.

But then again, in SJW land I'd be hounded for being a white male, while in Caliphate land I'd be killed for being gay, after getting ramrodded by Ali al Sodomy.

BUT I could always leave the Caliphate and get into SJW land if I pretend to be a refugee.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Islamic Caliphate. It presupposes the existence of a Creator, and human sinfulness... All they need is a Savior from the latter, endorsed/sent by the former... And martyrdom historically has been pretty successful at spreading the Gospel, so their penchant for beheading isn't really a problem in that regard. My religion- number one tribal loyalty- can prosper more readily in an Islamic majority than in a super-liberal one. Given the choice between Muhammad and Christ, most people will find Christ more appealing.
God in Islam: You've sinned so die for it to ensure you go to heaven!
God in Christianity: You've sinned so I'M GOING TO die for it to ensure you go to heaven!
In an open marketplace of religious ideas, Christ is really difficult to compete with. And killing us just helps it to spread. The Romans already tried that, and now we have their city.

I think polytheism is pretty appealing if you look at without the Abrahamic sperging about muh idolatry, muh Jezebel. If you manage to offend one god or screw up somehow you can always worship another one. Another pantheon even.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I chose Australatina because a) They're pussies and will break down and cry when they get triggered or some shit happens to them, b) The Islams would kill me for being white, but Australatinans would just shout at me until I deck them like the transmutants they are, c) The Islams have a hive mind mentality and will constantly agree with eachother, making it harder to stage a proper insurgency, whilst Australatina would be deeply divided over trans issues and not focus on my growing insurgency, d) I'm kinda sorta bi, so I'd be killed in the Caliphate but kinda sorta accepted in Australatina, but utterly rekt on Tumblr when I say "I don't date fat bears and barely passing trannies, just lithe and effeminate Nordic looking femboys" and they get buttdevestated that I'm selective person, much like every human being on the fucking planet, and don't fuck the ass of every fat, sweaty, and diabetes riddled gorilla in a leather vest that comes my way. And since I wouldn't join the local LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ3.14 community, I'd pretty much be considered a bisexual Ronin warrior answering to no master, and an enemy of the state.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'd dress in my knights Templar attire and battle all of them!

 

[cypocraphy]

Social justice land would end up giving into the Islams anyway.

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

A pious, albeit wrong caliphate is worlds better than a liberal paradise, hands down. Hedonism rots you from the inside out!

Addendum: remember, a liberal paradise is a figging paradise!

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

An army of Bluehairs won't be able to defend Australatina, so Allahu Snackbar is much more preferable.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Gotta have those pure Allah-fearing waifus

 

[Dr.Research]

Since I'm a woman, SJW land.
While extreme liberal/SJW stuff annoys the fuck out of me, extreme religion/conservatism pisses me the fuck off.