Ummah.com Forum - Islamic Content

[Feline Darkmage]

http://www.ummah.com/forum/index.php
http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Board=Ummah

Surfing through the web while researching religious fundamentalists has taken me on several journeys. One of these journeys led to the Ummah Forums, a UK-based Islamic Forum with over 70,000 users, and plenty of local lolcows grazing its pastures.

I present to you, Ummah.com comments

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[AnOminous]

Images are broken except the last.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Images are broken except the last.

They're working 100% fine on my end.

Not sure what the issue is, but I'll fix it. PM me if youre having problems.

 

[AnOminous]

They're working 100% fine on my end.

It would probably be nice if people other than you could see them, too.

ETA: If re-uploading them doesn't help, I just put them on imgur. Doesn't happen often these days, but that always works.

 

[Spelling Bee]

Spoiler: Islamic Content

I think they're too stuck in their own world to be lolcows.
They are certainly... something, though. Especially in the Anonymous forum.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

They're working 100% fine on my end.

Not sure what the issue is, but I'll fix it. PM me if youre having problems.

Try saving the images on your hard drive and uploading them as attachments. That usually fixes the problem

 

[Tranhuviya]

lol they even try to maintain gender separation with their counseling forums, but freely admit that's there nothing that can stop somebody looking in the opposite gender's counseling forums.

Stupid Mahometans.

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"Don't believe science when fucking your cousin! THE QURAN IS ALL YOU NEED!"

 

[Tookie]

Striving for Janna appears to be an autistic pedophile and one of their more notable users, inshah'allah. :islamic:

 

[Tempest]

 

[Bulk Bogan]

I fucking love this board, since it's pretty much Muslim WrongPlanet.

Like my good buddy @SkeletonBias420 pointed out, Striving for Janna is indeed an admitted autistic pedophile, or, no, sorry, hebephile:

http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthre...want-to-die-just-because-someone-didnt-say-hi
http://archive.md/eGn0k for good measure

That guy is the source of so much funny shit there.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Striving for Janna appears to be an autistic pedophile and one of their more notable users, inshah'allah. :islamic:

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Fun fact: "Janna" means "paradise" in Arabic.

 

[Tempest]

I can't currently access these pages at this time one was behind a registry wall and the other 2 I just couldn't access

 

[GS 281]

I have been looking through posts on there, and there are posts referring to Jinn and how it took control of people's bodies. One weird thing about it is someone saying that when the were learning martial arts that bad ghosts or something like that were taking over their body.

Islam is a hell of a drug.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Upon being asked what they would do if they saw a Muslim kill a "kafir":

 

[Count groudon]

I thought it was going to be a forum dedicated to this scene from Tim and Eric

Spoiler

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Loving this forum.

And.. fuck... 104,816 members.

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

I'll never understand religious people. I mean, I understand how it's reassuring to, like, go to church once or twice a year, hear a nice sermon about how god is all powerful and benevolent and maybe feel a little bit better going out but I'll never understand people who take all that stuff actually seriously. You know, who can read the bible or the koran or the tora or whatever else their holy scripture might be and say "Yup. I believe all of this is factual."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I'll never understand religious people. I mean, I understand how it's reassuring to, like, go to church once or twice a year, hear a nice sermon about how god is all powerful and benevolent and maybe feel a little bit better going out but I'll never understand people who take all that stuff actually seriously. You know, who can read the bible or the koran or the tora or whatever else their holy scripture might be and say "Yup. I believe all of this is factual."

I don't think that anyone actually takes it as factual including these people. Instead I think that they just take the values but nothing else so they believe that it is perfectly fine to kill kafir but they don't believe that semen comes from the kidneys

 

[SP 199]

This is all one big giant piss take.

Right?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

they don't believe that semen comes from the kidneys

I'd sure hope so, but some people are idiots so...

I have been looking through posts on there, and there are posts referring to Jinn and how it took control of people's bodies

My favorite posts from this site are all the Jinn/Genie stories. They're always funny.