Unban me contracts, Fall 2016

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Marvin

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So, as you might recall, fatty was railing against his bans recently.

In his rambling, he mentions trying to "resolve the matter with a detailed document" that the management refused to sign.

I think I have those documents.
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I can't really give much info on my source, other than someone in Charlottesville happened upon them. If it means anything, I'm convinced they're genuine.

Enjoy
 
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Here's the text of the letters

Gamestop 1 said:
From the desk and sound mind of
Miss Christine Weston Chandler
Dearest Madam or Sir, who has pulled me over, if not the manager of this facility (you may relay this letter to said persecuting executive if applicable),

Firstly, in response to your immediate approach of my person with "purpose" to dispel me
from your store or facility for the following well -outdated reason, I present to you this document to counter said dispel or banning of my person.

The past, well -outdated matter of the protest of SEGA's changing Sonic the Hedgehog's arm colour to blue from tan, and my action of discouraging purchase of anything "Sonic Boom" from Gamestop has been realized to be of most trivial reason to protest, and the ending problems certainly do not justify the past means. I, Christine Weston Chandler, hereby promise never to do anything that I have done then ever again, and I do regret having done said actions.

This very action was Two Years Ago, and frankly, I believe and strongly feel that it is long beyond the time to Move Forward and Forgive and Forget the sordid affair. Failure to Forgive and Forget, on your part, only demonstrates that you, yourself, are a most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person. And, thus, you are no better than Donald Trump, who ONLY wants to make this country BROKE to pay his own petty debts and debtors, as well as fill the Corporate Fat Cats' Pockets; Not Caring or Leaving Any Money at all for us, you and I, Middle -Class People, who also harps on and again of "Proud" deeds against Race, as well as against the LGBTQ Community. Of which, l am of two of those letters, as l am a proud "L"esbian "Transwoman; the Human Rights Campaign would be on my side, regardless. He is a most uncouth and unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b****** , and to not forgive and forget, now, would see you as such as well, and to dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well. But I digress.

I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul -crushing day. Al I ask is that you lift your ban against me from this facility, and allow me to resume being welcomed here at mental and emotional peace; Forgive and Forget. Failure to do so would most tarnish further your facility's reputation; most unwelcoming.

Best Buy1 said:
From the desk and sound mind of
Miss Christine Weston Chandler
Dearest Madam or Sir, who has pulled me over, if not the manager of this facility (you may relay this letter to said persecuting executive if applicable),

Firstly, in response to your immediate approach of my person with "purpose" to dispel me from your store or facility for the following well -outdated reason, I present to you this document to counter said dispel or banning of my person.

The past, well -outdated matter of my possessing and using pepper spray against a person, who was never of employment at this Best Buy and thus dispelling and banning me from this Best Buy by sole reason of indirect news -hearing and gossiping, and no prior crimes, with such visual evidence, directly at this Best Buy, whatsoever, is no longer a valid reason whatsoever. I, Christine Weston Chandler hereby no longer possess pepper spray in any shape or form, and I promise never to use or possess it, even in self-defense of my person, and I do regret having done said actions, never at this Best Buy but at the original location whereasthat has actually happened.

This very action was Two Years Ago, and frankly, I believe and strongly feel that it is long beyond the time to Move Forward and Forgive and Forget the sordid affair. Failure to Forgive and Forget, on your part, only demonstrates that you, yourself, are a most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person. And, thus, you are no better than Donald Trump, who ONLY wants to make this country BROKE to pay his own petty debts and debtors, as well as fill the Corporate Fat Cats' Pockets; Not Caring or Leaving Any Money at all for us, you and I, Middle -Class People, who also harps on and again of "Proud" deeds against Race, as well as against the LGBTQ Community. Of which, I am of two of those letters, as I am a proud "Lesbian "T"ranswoman; the Human Rights Campaign would be on my side, regardless. He is a most uncouth and unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b****** ,and to not forgive and forget, now, would see you as such as well, and to dispel me is to discriminate against the LGBTQ community as well. But I digress.

I, personally, would like very much to put this vintage matter to rest, and leave both you and I with a mentally and emotionally peaceful day, versus a soul -crushing day. All I ask is that you lift your ban against me from this facility, and allow me to resume being welcomed here at mental and emotional peace; Forgive and Forget. Failure to do so would most tarnish further your facility's reputation; most unwelcoming.

The last page on each are the same
Last Page said:
To allow me to resume being and shopping here at peace, is to allow yourself and ease of mind and emotions as well.

Thank You.

And I do promise with my signature and date below to never again perform anything of the past misded under protest, nor feelings of bad emotions from after or during a bad day.

Sincerely,
Miss Christine Weston Chandler

__________________ _________
__________________ _________

*Signature and date of receiving this document


**Signing of this document also constitutes full legal binding of unbanning Miss Christine Weston Chandler from this store or facility, and to never call any police against her at any time hereafter.
 
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TheMockTurtle

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Didn't his Facebook update about this indicate that he wanted managers to sign acknowledging they received and read the letter? The fact that this shows that he wants them to sign to unban him (combined with a couple other autistic linguistic observations) makes me think this is a clever forgery, perhaps from the blue armed bandit himself.

I want it to be real but I'm not convinced. :heart-empty:
 
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