They were basically so frustrated with their purchase of Gone Home that they drowned themselves in an industrial vat of Mountain Dew.
Since that day, I have turned my ancestral home into a secret parkour dojo, and have trained my body to the peak of human perfectibility. Now, I have become a symbol of vengeance, ready to do Assassin's Creed moves on any criminal who gives a 9/10 rating to a walking simulator.
I am the hashtag. I am the night!
Since that day, I have turned my ancestral home into a secret parkour dojo, and have trained my body to the peak of human perfectibility. Now, I have become a symbol of vengeance, ready to do Assassin's Creed moves on any criminal who gives a 9/10 rating to a walking simulator.
I am the hashtag. I am the night!
