Unfriended 2: Dark Web - Dear god why?

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LofaSofa

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It seems more like a parody than anything.

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It's just too silly to be taken seriously.
 

Judge Holden

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Also I suggest yall not be so quick to judge. I memba hearing word of this back in 2015 where apparently arch bull-prepper Wil Wheaton was being asked to help write it and (get reddy nigz) it would be based at least partially on everyone's favourite never ending tard war Gamergate

If we are lucky-cucky we may well have ourself some vintage cringebad horror that we can put on saturday drunk movie night in a few months
 
OK, like, small nitpick but goddamn that's a terrible "message received" noise in whatever off-brand Google Hangouts lookalike they're using.

Plotwise: honestly we've seen this all before. The gimmick of "haha it's like a Skype call you guys" worked for half of one movie, and that was the first one of these. The very idea of a group of Darkweb hacker ninjas who are located in every city and no more than 4 minutes away from anyone at any given time is hilarious. They all just instantly know everyone's address, identity, cross-reference a billion different things.

This could be interesting if it was a regular movie, but like any "found footage" style film, this really begs the question "why are you still filming" or in this case, still on a conference webcam call, when multiple people have died and your house is being actively raided by Darkweb Spetznaz
 

Judge Holden

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Awww I expected Unfriended 2: Kiwifarms, speds getting doxed and the internet hate machine playing "Kick the Autistic" and literally raping and murdering trannies by making comic edits.*sigh*
Thing is you say this as a joke, but given how fucking autistic this timeline has gotten and how many other batshit implausable things have happened, not to mention the growing REEEEEEEEEE KIWIFARMS REEEEEEEE sentiment in the SJW media sphere, it wouldnt actually be too much of a surprise to see "UNFRIENDED 3: FARMING FOR PAIN" based on us to be released in 2020
 
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