United States presidents as Chaos Gods from Warhammer: My version -

[Electric Pence]

Decided to use actual quotes of theirs, instead of making them up. The original has Ronald Reagan as Nurgle, but Trump's track record on COVID-19 makes me think of him as the ultimate champion of Nurgle as far as presidents are concerned. His disbanding of the Obama pandemic response team, mockery of people for taking the virus seriously, and violations of safety guidelines for the pandemic would make Nurgle proud.

The other three presidents I was content with being who they are. Maybe Bill Clinton could be swapped with Warren G. Hardon Harding given his..."love letters". Bush could be swapped with James K. Polk, Andrew Jackson, Harry Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, etc.

But Barack Obama? Nope. He's Tzeentch's champ as far as United States presidents go.

What do you guys think?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

LBJ is 100% Slaanesh. He literally forced white house staffers to rate his dick and refer to his penis by its official nickname.

 

[NerdShamer]

Trump should be Tzeentch on account of the salt he's caused

 

[Dildo]

Trump is a better candidate for Chaos undivided than Nurgle alone; all of them would want dibs on that shit.

I'd probably put Regan or Wilson down for Nurgle.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Nurgle would be angered that you compared the likes of COVID to his deadly creations

 

[Imperial Citizen]

LBJ is 100% Slaanesh. He literally forced white house staffers to rate his dick and refer to his penis by its official nickname.

Nah, that’s Kennedy who’s Slaanesh aligned. The guy fucked interns, Marilyn Monroe, and a whole bunch of whores. Though there is a case for Taft to be Slaanesh aligned.

Don’t forget the other minor chaos gods; Malal and the Great Horned Rat.

My Malal pick is Trump. He brought on division in the country and literal anarchist groups rose up during his term.

For the Great Horned Rat I’d pick Dubya. Always hungry for that oil warpstone!

 

[The Curmudgeon]

John F. Kennedy = Slaanesh Why? Because he was notorious for his affairs. More so than Clinton.
James K. Polk = Khorne Why? Because he led the Mexican-American War and pushed American territorial expansion.
Richard Nixon = Tzeentch Why? Because Watergate is the gold standard for corruption in the White House.
Woodrow Wilson = Nurgle Why? Because he let the Spanish flu come to America. The death toll from the Spanish flu was worse than COVID.

I agree with Fagatron that Trump is Chaos Undivided.

 

[Electric Pence]

Nah, that’s Kennedy who’s Slaanesh aligned. The guy fucked interns, Marilyn Monroe, and a whole bunch of whores. Though there is a case for Taft to be Slaanesh aligned.

Don’t forget the other minor chaos gods; Malal and the Great Horned Rat.

My Malal pick is Trump. He brought on division in the country and literal anarchist groups rose up during his term.

For the Great Horned Rat I’d pick Dubya. Always hungry for that oil warpstone!

TBH I didn't know all that about Kennedy. What do you think about Warren G. Harding as Slaanesh though? DO you think James Garfield's altruism makes him Tzeentchian?

 

[Imperial Citizen]

TBH I didn't know all that about Kennedy. What do you think about Warren G. Harding as Slaanesh though? DO you think James Garfield's altruism makes him Tzeentchian?

Harding had some mistresses but Kennedy fucked an intern by the name of Mimi Beardsley on her fourth day at the press office. Not only did he decide to fuck someone he probably barely interacted with, he also decided to take the virginity of someone with the last name 'Beardsley'. I'd dread to read his search history if was that same age today.

Garfield's civil service reform efforts wouldn't make him Tzeentchian. The more corruptible Grant would be Tzeentchian, not to mention for writing the vast tome which was his memoir.

 

[Rupert Bear]

What are you talking about
Clearly trump is the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!1!1111!11!1!

 

[Electric Pence]

What are you talking about
Clearly trump is the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!1!1111!11!1!

TBH I would say George Washington since he was instrumental in creating the United States. Though I recall reading somewhere that Abraham Lincoln was one of the personas the Emperor took on.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Obama is more Slannesh, the guy is in love with himself and his perfection more than anything (including his shemale wife).

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

As long as we all agree that Chicoms are basically the Tyranids

 

[Crustyguy]

Teddy for Nurgle because he has disgusting resilience, and can withstand bullet wounds to make speeches

 

[Electric Pence]

Teddy for Nurgle because he has disgusting resilience, and can withstand bullet wounds to make speeches

Teddy and not Andrew Jackson?

 

[Crustyguy]

Teddy and not Andrew Jackson?

Andrew Jackson did have a bullet inside him until he died-but he's more khornate, since he got that bullet from always getting into duels. He was just a really aggressive guy-manifest destiny started with him, he threatened to beat the shit out of other politicians, and he even threatened to send the military to South Carolina when they were disobeying national law.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Malal: Trump. Chaos fighting against Chaos describes the last five years to a T. Didn’t treat the anarcho-commies like the terrorists they are and let them burn cities to the ground.
Tzeentch: Who else but “hope and change,” “scandal free presidency” Obama. Promised hope and change but all the change made America into a shithole dystopia.
Nurgle: Woodrow Wilson, I suppose. Gavin Newsom would be a better champion of Nurgle considering his stance on bugchasers.
Slaanesh: JFK. His entire family are Slaanesh worshippers.
Khorne: Too many to pick.
Chaos Undivided: Democrats and the global elites as a whole.