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Haram Exercise

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I use to work at five guys and some people would buy a burger (around 10 bucks), and then want a refund when they realized it didn't come with fries or a drink.
Sometimes people would come in, look at the prices and walk right back out.
The place has a weird cult following. Some dude saw my hat on my dashboard and offered me 20 bucks for it.
I've seen people drop over two hundred dollars in one sitting which is insane for a fast food place. I can't believe parents would spend that much money for a burger and a grilled cheese. Like either of those two things are that hard to make.
Plus the meat isn't seasoned at all. I think people just think it tastes better than other fast-food because they're so use to place that freeze their meat which is basically the only thing that sets them apart from other fast food. (And I guess the fries but again, not super hard to make them at home. Just gotta soak the starch out of them. Which is the only thing they do different plus the potatoes are fresh and not covered in like 40 different chemicals.)

Sorry for the rant. I worked there for a long time and I completely agree how overrated they are.
I also worked at five guys, it was my first job in high school. It was cool getting free burgers and it tasted so much better than the typical food available to me at the time. I recently went back and it was a mistake. I don't know why they don't salt the burgers it would make them much better. I remember working the register and people getting angry when told their order was $100. I don't blame them.
 

Cheerlead-in-Chief

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I also worked at five guys, it was my first job in high school. It was cool getting free burgers and it tasted so much better than the typical food available to me at the time. I recently went back and it was a mistake. I don't know why they don't salt the burgers it would make them much better. I remember working the register and people getting angry when told their order was $100. I don't blame them.
My mom's fiancé used to work at Burger King in his youth and would also bring home burgers.

Just eating fruit is not a way to diet (It seems my posts seems to be aimed at a family I know IRL, apologies)
 

Meat Target

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Fast food in general is stupidly priced, not just burger joints. If your food is so pissy easy to make a 15 1/2 year old with no work ethic can do it and is 95% done by the time it reaches the McD's anyway, why does it cost just as much as a proper, sit-down restaurant with food made in-house?

That said, I'll always shill for Culver's. Even now you can get a burger, soda, and fries for under $10, and prob have enough left over for a small custard too.
On top of that Culver's (at least in my red state) have their dining rooms open where other fast food chains do not. Plus they aren't mask crazy, that means a lot in my book.
Culver's has that Midwestern honesty and sincerity to it. And I always get the North Atlantic Cod dinner, because their fish is the tits.
Fried Chicken is 100% niggerfeed.
I'm white as sour cream, and will never fault blacks for enjoying fried chicken, ribs, watermelon, malt liquor, Hennessy, or purple drank.

Hedonistic? Sure. But also tasty af.
 

sper

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I also worked at five guys, it was my first job in high school. It was cool getting free burgers and it tasted so much better than the typical food available to me at the time. I recently went back and it was a mistake. I don't know why they don't salt the burgers it would make them much better. I remember working the register and people getting angry when told their order was $100. I don't blame them.
I thought I was crazy when I went there because it was so popular and it didn’t taste that great but that explains it lol
 

CloacaRimjob

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Marmite/vegemite/yeast extract in everything. Avacado and vegemite sandwiches are good.
I think the main issue with marmite is that people think you just slather that shit on like nutella. Just a tiny tiny amount on buttered toast and it's amazing, like blow your load amazing.

I like roasting chicken breasts in the oven. Once they're done the fat is left on the film with a brown greasy broth remaining ...... I love drinking that shit. It's so nice, just greasy, salty, chickeny goodness. It's my favourite part of cooking chicken. I would buy it if they sold it. Chicken bovril.
 
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Iron Jaguar

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I think the main issue with marmite is that people think you just slather that shit on like nutella. Just a tiny tiny amount on buttered toast and it's amazing, like blow your load amazing.
Soft boiled eggs with Marmite toast soldiers = greatest breakfast you'll ever have.

Vegemite is disgusting, though.
 

CloacaRimjob

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Soft boiled eggs with Marmite toast soldiers = greatest breakfast you'll ever have.

Vegemite is disgusting, though.

That does sound good to be fair. It's like a tastier version of salt to me.

Is vegemite not the same as marmite? When I was a squaddie we used to get vegemite in our ration packs which I always found strange because it's an Australian thing. I never tasted it though, just threw them away because I was brought up being told marmite was nasty, even the marmite adverts basically said marmite was shit.
 
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AnOminous

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That does sound good to be fair. It's like a tastier version of salt to me.

Is vegemite not the same as marmite? When I was a squaddie we used to get vegemite in our ration packs which I always found strange because it's an Australian thing. I never tasted it though, just threw them away because I was brought up being told marmite was nasty, even the marmite adverts basically said marmite was shit.
Fun fact: they're both delicious. They're basically both a solid form of soy sauce when you get down to it. Pure concentrated umami flavor. People fighting over whether vegemite or marmite are better are basically retarded. They're essentially the same thing, although marmite is better.
 

Iron Jaguar

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Fun fact: they're both delicious. They're basically both a solid form of soy sauce when you get down to it. Pure concentrated umami flavor. People fighting over whether vegemite or marmite are better are basically retarded. They're essentially the same thing, although marmite is better.
It's like Coca-Cola vs Pepsi. You may enjoy both; others may only like one.
 
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