Agreed on vinaigrette. Too much of that shit can absolutely overpower literally everything else in a salad. They always end up tasting the same, too.The first is not a fresh one so I'll be brief but I never understood the hype about bacon. I have never actually purchased pack of it in my entire life and have never been inclined to. Breakfast sausage for the win.
Seriously though. Fuck vinaigrette. Fuck anything to even do with the WORD vinaigrette. It ruins salads and I don't even eat much salad. I would eat more salad if every fucking one didn't come with cocksucking vinaigrette. Red wine vinaigrettes are even worse. I have gotten plenty shitfaced on red wine. It has a familiar taste to wine puke. Yum.
Also mushrooms. All kinds but cheese stuffed portabello mushroom tip the scale in worst things I have ever eaten.
Also, I will admit, fruit flavored pop-tarts also taste very same-y to me.