Mayonnaise is an excellent condiment, the only reason why it has gotten a bad rap is because of retards who over consume it to the point of excess.
Yellow grits? You mean like polenta? I only use polenta when I'm trying to make italian food. I can eat a bowl of white grits any goddamn day of the week (though I prefer seasoned salt over sugar and butter).Water is the best drink ever
And White grits are better than yellow grits. also English muffins are kinds tasty.
It's actually aright when its spread thin, the problem is that fast food restaurants always have to put GOBS of condiments on a single sandwich.
Wonder Bread is for virgins, Chads eat Roman Meal.Wonder bread is mushy garbage. The one bread that consistently falls apart in my hands.
A thin spread of mayo on a sandwich is great, especially if the sandwich would otherwise be very dry.