Unpopular Opinions About Your Mom -

[Cuck Norris]

She's not at all fat and is a very nice lady.

 

[A-tistic]

My mum has not fucked every 12 year old boy on CoD.

 

[Coldgrip]

When I was young and would get into trouble my mom used to say that a pack of wolves left me on the door step and that she should of made them take me back.

I agree with her, I would of turned out better adjusted.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My mom in unexpectedly badass and will fuck your shit up.

...actually everyone who knows my mom says that.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Is not actually larger than a blimp.

 

[Xenomorph]

That she's alive.

 

[Antipathy]

Can, in fact, count past thirty.

 

[Mason Verger]

When she sits around the house, she doesn't actually sit AROUND the house.

 

[Diet Pepsi]

Yoga pants are fashionable and functional