Update 1/17/2016 (Christine jealous about Jeff/Francine's Lesbian Slumber Party) -

[Cuntster]

 

[RP 520]

Chris's English has finally devolved into stringing random sounds (that may or may not sound like words) together and hoping they form a sentence fragment. His tone of speaking reminds me of Microsoft Sam.

 

[deeman]

Was he sarcastic?

 

[CatParty]

"christine"

 

[Bluespike]

In this Update, The Troll-Remote accomplished it's greatest feat yet by making the video cut to black in the last 15 seconds and making Chris struggle to stop the video for 5 seconds, the longest delay yet. How come the Remote doesn't have a Cwcki page yet?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Okay so no one knows what the fuck is going on with these videos, right?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

This explains the "slumber party" all the local lesbian porn stars in Seattle have been talking about.

Also I'm not sure if it's purely sarcasm or Chris is begrudgingly reading a script and trying to sneak in a sarcastic tone.

 

[ilovesmegma]

Okay so no one knows what the fuck is going on with these videos, right?

Chris has been medicated for the last several months. These videos are the result.

 

[Some JERK]

"See? I'm working! I'm doing the thing! Give me money to do the thing, cause I'm totally actually doing it."

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

"I'm totally catching up with the orders! See, the paints are in the shot! Also, give me money."

Edit: Gah, too late

 

[Datiko]

The only thing I got out of the video was where to park my car when it snows. Thanks Chris. I can't tell if he is pissed at Jeff's party, thinks his own party would suck, or both.

 

[John Daker]

Holy shit, Chris sounds like Steve Brule

 

[Trickie]

I'm glad there's at least one person looking out for me in the inclement weather car parking advice department.

 

[Spectrum]

Chris's desk still makes me laugh because he looks so gigantic in a desk obviously meant for school-age kids. That and it's obviously where he does all his grownup work for adults to pay those bills, which he shows us by displaying the tools of his trade.

 

[IBAfan69]

I'd ask for a transcript because I'm at work, but from what it sounds like, Chris has completely lost the ability to speak English.

 

[The Giver]

Is OPL reading a script off of his phone?

 

[Haesindang Park]

So much toys everywhere. This is depressing and his English has gotten worse.

 

[David Chuggins]

Chris's desk still makes me laugh because he looks so gigantic in a desk obviously meant for school-age kids. That and it's obviously where he does all his grownup work for adults to pay those bills, which he shows us by displaying the tools of his trade.

I'm surprised it hasn't broken from all that weight.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Diggin that houndstooth apron.

Glad they sorted out their drama.
Now Francine's party can truly be off the heezy.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I love that remote.