update 5/31/2020 - she needs to do things that are good for her and her body. pls enjoy prerecorded videos

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[raritycunt]

It’s not so much an update as “omg thanks for all the attention I asked for - loving it”

 

[iLoveDoe]

"I need to find myself healthly. I need to feed my brain healthly."

Really, woman?! Where did you get those words from? Trisha Paytas' "poems" books?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I know you guys want content, and I have content for you! Fuck off. She's saying that uploading these old videos that NO ONE CARES about is her way of taking her mind off of her medical situation. But hold up, what?? She has these videos ready to be released automatically on the schedule that she chooses, so she's not doing shit. This lying liar who lies is lying once again. At least she's going to put it in the title that it's old - at least she's doing us that favor! god.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Why is this a saga that is going to need constant updating? She gets her results, they'll likely be negative. Anyone who has had an abnormal pap smear has experienced the same waiting. The emergency is over. She'll now see a gyno like a normal person. Maybe she has some kind of chronic gyno issue that needs to be managed, but lots of people have chronic somethings that need to be managed and life goes on.

She makes it sound like she already was diagnosed with Cancer or some sort of disease that will require ongoing treatments and life-or-death moments. Like becky's dying mom.

We don't need more updates. She is pathetic for trying to live like a person with a serious disease. She's morbidly obese. Work on that. Stop crying about the procedure in the ER, it's over. She's fine. Yeah, I'd be nervous while waiting for the results, but it is what it is. I can imagine she's moping around home, woe is me, oh becky what will I do if I have cancer, I want to live, I don't want to die, like your mom. Emotionally support me while I go through this imagined crisis.

 

[Quirky Calories]

she needs to be on bed rest, she says...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Why is this a saga that is going to need constant updating? She gets her results, they'll likely be negative. Anyone who has had an abnormal pap smear has experienced the same waiting. The emergency is over. She'll now see a gyno like a normal person.

Haha, you know she won't.

She makes it sound like she already was diagnosed with Cancer or some sort of disease that will require ongoing treatments and life-or-death moments.

Other people are doing the same thing, acting like she's about to die. Because they're stupid and easily manipulated.

Like becky's dying mom.

"Why should that bitch get all of Becky's attention when she's supposed the be here with me?"

 

[Fascist Ferret]

woe is me, oh becky what will I do if I have cancer, I want to live, I don't want to die, like your mom.

Holy shit, you know that's EXACTLY what's going on

she needs to be on bed rest, she says...

Shes never getting back up. Bed bound saga is the finale.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

FFS the comments section right now; either all of these people are new or they're re.tarded. Or both. "Hope you feel better soon, no one deserves that!" "This is your wake up call!" "We don't hate you we're just frustrated with you." That's right, all of these suddenly concerned hate watchers are worried about a grown woman who can't go 60 seconds without telling a lie, made a false rape accusation, gaslights everyone in her life, neglects her pets, and ate herself to super morbid obesity which is causing all of her health problems. She's not absolved of being an awful person just because she had to go to the hospital. My guess is the same as many others: Amber has PCOS and had a really bad period because she's monstrously fat and has wrecked her body beyond repair. It ain't that complicated. I like the comments demanding that she get health insurance, as if that will some how save her life, or undo years and years of damage. I give it a week before she does something to piss everyone off again and they express regret for feeling sorry for her.

 

[NSFW]

Hamber at the gyno...

Could she even get on the table? And if she could, could she lift her laygs into the stirrups?

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

The comments are mostly women virtue signaling because that's what most women do. They'll turn back once it's deemed socially acceptable to shit on Fatty.

 

[mothmans]

FFS the comments section right now; either all of these people are new or they're re.tarded. Or both. "Hope you feel better soon, no one deserves that!" "This is your wake up call!" "We don't hate you we're just frustrated with you." That's right, all of these suddenly concerned hate watchers are worried about a grown woman who can't go 60 seconds without telling a lie, made a false rape accusation, gaslights everyone in her life, neglects her pets, and ate herself to super morbid obesity which is causing all of her health problems. She's not absolved of being an awful person just because she had to go to the hospital. My guess is the same as many others: Amber has PCOS and had a really bad period because she's monstrously fat and has wrecked her body beyond repair. It ain't that complicated. I like the comments demanding that she get health insurance, as if that will some how save her life, or undo years and years of damage. I give it a week before she does something to piss everyone off again and they express regret for feeling sorry for her.

Yup. It's crazy the amount of people out there that are falling for her bullshit. This is going to be just like every other saga she's had. She's going to be scared for 5 minutes, ACT like she's getting her life together, but then she's gonna turn around and show her true colors yet again, and all these idiots will be outraged again. Maybe I'm too cynical, but I just don't see anything being a big enough wake up call for her at this point.

 

[Janai]

I’m sorry, i’m done feeling a little bit bad for her or her situation.
1. absolutely hate when white girls pull down their sideburn hairs
2. why the hell does she smack her lips sooooo much.
3. Find it absolutely funny, that a heavy period is the reason she is now taking her health serious, like she hasn’t been gaining 200+ lbs for the past years. and I really don’t think she has cancer or anything she was tested for. I think that because she carries so much weight her menstrual cycle is fucked up. and soon as she finds that out. this oh so “traumatizing” experience won’t matter. She will be back to bad habits
4. oh so she appreciates us now, thought we were dispeckful pos bloodylynn

 

[Poop Bun]

I was really wondering where this story would go next. Should have figured on an "emergency" Dr. visit to squeeze out the last drops of sympathy comments.

Zero sympathy from me.
Not today satan.

Also was wondering if she would post more of her previously recorded videos after this. The income ain't what it used to be, but clearly she still needs that coin.

 

[hourglass figure]

She is literally beaming from all the damn attention from this.

 

[497]

Is this 4 or 1 of her cycle? It's like her new diets where everyone is cheering her on and the likes are going up. Then she quits and all the newcomers become haydurs.

the people in the comments are still telling her to get insurance. Like she's really going to take time out of her busy day to call people and tell them her weight. In the video, AL says she's writing in her journals (she doesn't say it but you know she is still coloring) because it's really productive. Her priorities are still on track.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Introducing...... GynecoLynn. Expert on all female health issues.

 

[Amber's Onion]

"this is going to be a huge part of my life now"

rate me PL or w/e but as someone with kidney failure and going to dialysis for hours several times a week:

FUCK. YOU. AMBER.

 

[Owlflaps]

For all of you being mad at Amber, take comfort in the fact that she's going further into crippling debt. To think, none of this would have happened if she wasn't such a delusional, narcissistic fat cunt.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Holy Histrionics. Someone give this woman an Oscar already. She's giving the performance of her life. I admire her dedication to being a lying, histrionic bitch.