Containment (Updated 4/24/2019) - Chris paid content general - Post Chris paid content here instead of making a new thread

[Clown Doll]

Due to the recent influx of high-volume-low-quality Chris content that has been obviously paid for, this thread will act as containment for Chris content that has been paid for by unimaginative internet funnymen who think being financially exploited by a pants-shitting autist is a solid idea

From now on, this thread will act as the designated place of discussion for -paid Chris content.

Content links will be put here :
Josh lover of men
Copypasta : Sexual Attack Helicopter
Happy Birthday Nathan
Gorilla Warfare
For Stephen
Machine Romans
All the Lights
To Shelly
Happy Birthday McKenna!
Reading A Girl Who Brought Down the World 3 and 4
Happy Birthday, Ty!
Happy Birthday, Alex
Paid message to the trolls
Why we like Pearl
Hello
Singing Ascension Millenium
Beware of incoming Terrorists
Happy Birthday Rikki
Happy Anniversary, Fraun and James
Singing the Dream I Dreamed
Singing Sorry, not Sorry
Kiss From a Rose
Don't Cry for Me, Argentina
Helpless
Think of You
2018:
Happy Anniversary Fraun and James (original version)
Rainbow
I Enjoy Being a Girl
It Ain't My Fault
Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne (deleted - archive here)
A Lifted Dance
Happy Birthday, Frank!
Message to Dio Brando
Happy birthday, Nick and Shoutout (ft. Barb)
Birth Greetings, Jordan
Merry Gubmas!
2019:
@MintendoMerd

If you want to debate the overall merits of giving Chris money :
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/giving-chris-money-debate-thread.22420/

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[CatParty]

@Null

 

[Forever Sunrise]

What.

 

[LD 3187]

The video is like a 2008 ween wet-dream, it's pretty boring but it's cool that Chris is valuing money more than internet fame for once.

Unrelated note but at first i thought his shirt had a tongue drawn on it in a way that it was licking his moobs, luckily(?) it was just brony garbage.

 

[Plesioth]

I fucking love this holy shit
Also no , I'm not paying $50 for a video Chris

 

[Roland MT-32]

This Josh fellow must be the next Clyde Cash, for sure! How come I didn't think of such an ingenious trolling scheme as to pay Chris to call me gay?

 

[Crisseh]

Congrats, someone paid him money for him to say something stupid and unfunny.

 

[autism420]

fuck yeah Christine, look at those fat titties yum

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Well, that happened. Just a reminder that Chris makes unintentionally hilarious content regardless of being paid to do it by weens.

 

[chimpburgers]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

 

[A Bag Of Beans]

"He is truly a crazy fucking idiot for doing so."

Good job buying Chris more junk, Josh. I hope you're proud of yourself.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Dr Pepper's still there. Been weeks now. Maybe months. Maybe he's Chris' new daddy.

 

[Luvs2Sperg789]

Congrats, someone paid him money for him to say something stupid and unfunny.

agreed. mazels all around. he sure showed the Farms. we got trolled good.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

"He has paid me 50 dollars to make this video...He is truly a crazy fucking idiot for doing so"

Indeed Chrissy

 

[picklechips]

".........Well Nicole, at least he appreciates you.."
His summary is priceless when he doesn't quite know how to process what he is reading aloud.

Also, he really needs some clothes that fit.. Those pony eyes are squinting around his moobs.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

As much as I hate people giving him money, that was funny as hell. When he starts insulting Nicole I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Lipitor]

So wait... did you pay Chris $50... to get him to call you gay?

 

[cumrobbery]

I'd pay 50 dollars to have him read the Navy SEALs copypasta tbh

 

[Lipitor]

I'd pay 50 dollars to have him read the Navy SEALs copypasta tbh

See the people in disco genuinely have some funny ideas they'll post in the comments, but the people who actually pay never use those ideas.