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Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, May 31, 2016.

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  1. So I take it a bunch of military robots are more important than say, bills or food (McDonalds doesn't count)?

    Because if they are, then how many pointless purchases has he made this year?
     
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  2. That's not so much that he is TG but that he's a stubborn moron who never listens to reason.
     
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    Dain Bramage

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  3. I think you're conflating two separate issues. How Chris decides what to buy, and how Chris decides when to buy.

    The former very well maybe impulsive. The latter definitely isn't.

    For example, someone decides to go to lunch, they might not have a place in mind where they want to go. It's an impulse. But the decision of going to lunch in the first place is not impulsive. Chris is the same way.

    Chris very consciously considers "hmm, I have $X to last me for the next two weeks... if I eat more mcdonalds and only buy from the dollar store..." Chris lives cheaply as shit, very intentionally, to maximize his toy buying potential. Just, y'know, without working too hard.
     
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  4. Chris should spend some money on proper food instead.

    According to the last video he's expecting. Twins.
     
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  5. I have an idea for the mods. Feel free to ignore it, but i thought I might as well suggest it. A few times in the past, announcements have been made by the mods about this or that, directed at I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME, trolls, or members in general.

    Despite Chris' shitty management of his finances, people keep donating to him. How about an official announcement/thread with links to all relevant info (Chris' begging videos, Chris' meaningless purchases, issues with buyers on eBay and Etsy, etc) aimed at potential donators and customers so they are fully informed (and warned) before giving Chris one penny. I'm sure a few people will still want to waste money on Chris, but I think one announcement along with an official thread, would have all needed information, and a well-placed warning, in one spot.
     
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  6. Send him a free munky trukk and fufill the meme prophecy:epik:
     
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  7. This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more.
     
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  8. This thread has devolved into transformers sperging. @Randall Fragg cleaned it up but if it continues with more off topic discussion about a shitty film franchise and children's toys I will lock it again.
     
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    #108 Flowers For Sonichu, Jun 1, 2016
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  9. I'm surprised how someone as sex-obsessed as Chris is, he doesn't blow all his load on ugly ass backpage escorts.
     
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  10. He had sex once and was like "hey, that was fun! but not $200/throw fun..."

    He wants sex. He just thinks he can get it regularly for about the price of lunch at mcdonalds, if he figures out the right cheat codes to use on the ladies.
     
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  11. He likes to use the Sonic 2 level select code on "tha laaadies".
     
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  12. He wants sex, but he'll be damned if he has to pay for it. That's lego money he just can't part with, not after all the hard work of begging and sitting on his ass he had to do for it.
     
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  13. Chris bought more Transformers.

    He bought this for $45. His feedback page shows that he made five other purchases, all from sellers who offer Transformers.

    I wonder how long it'll be until the next begging video.
     
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    The American Hedgehog

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  14. Actually Optimus Prime was one of Chris's totems that supposedly kept him straight (the other was the Sailor Moon poster), and we can see the Autobot Leader has failed us this time.
     
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  15. Is Chris too stupid to hide his ebay purchases or he just does not care?
     
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  16. I don't like to make new threads for each purchase, but 6 things showing up at once in his history got to me.

    This is just the sellers that left feedback only after he paid. There might be others who are waiting until he leaves feedback (that will take a while) to leave feedback themselves. These purchases were all made around 9:30pm on the night of the 31st.

    This is *after* the previous item , which was $100 on a single Transformer purchase: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...mers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/

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    In order, we've got
    Protectobot Groove, $40
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/HASBRO-TRAN...ELUXE-PROTECTOBOT-GROOVE-FIGURE-/162053490302

    Sky Lynx / Sky Reign, $35
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/TRANSFORMER...ger-Class-Generations-Sky-Reign-/252286785549

    Wheeljack, $14
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-Generations-Combiner-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Wheeljack-/322087840953

    Hound, $14
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...Wars-Deluxe-Class-Autobot-Hound-/322087841429

    Smokescreen, $14
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...r-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Smokescreen-/322087841951

    Trailbreaker, $14
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Trailbreaker-/222099002707
     
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    #116 Sarcastic Username, Jun 1, 2016
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  17. guys don't forget to donate to the banana fund!
     
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  18. Barb must be so full of nutrition right now
     
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  19. Yay Christine I hope you get every transformer you want! My donation should be there today :)
     
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  20. I merged it back into this thread because otherwise it's going to fill up with empty sperging. The op links to your update.
     
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