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Ruckersvillian

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Not to steal thunder from Chris' latest rage-a-thon on Facebook, but as promised, I swung by 14 Branchland Court this afternoon and snapped some pictures on the way to town.



A view from the side of Chris' house. Note one of the three cars rotting in the yard.




"It's a jungle out there" - the front of 14 Branchland Court, looking even more unkempt and overgrown than I had remembered. Given Chris' lack of talent operating a car, I can't help but wonder whether he's responsible for that reflector being bent almost to the ground.




Another shot of the front of the house. Shockingly, this is not the most overgrown I've ever seen a yard get, but it's close. Say what you will about Barb, but she's elderly and somewhat sickly. Chris is a thirty-one year old man; it should be his responsibility to get out there and mow the grass on a regular basis. But we all know what backbreaking toil it is to cut the grass...




A shot of Chris' front yard from farther down Branchland Court. I feel really sorry for Chris' neighbors, who actually keep their yards looking decent.




A somewhat more detailed shot of the junk littering the Chandler's front yard. Ironically, there is a 'No Trespassing - Private Property' sign sitting on a chair in the side yard. Who would want to trespass into this garbage pile?

I was half expecting to encounter Chris while I was taking pictures, but there's so much junk inside the house that he and Barb probably can't see out of the windows to notice people photographing the house.

Also, I managed to get the license tags for the white car and the minivan (if this isn't legal to make public, I'll remove it):
White car: SONICHU (big surprise there)
Minivan: UN4EVER
 

Pikonic

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UN4EVER was Bob's, he supported the United Nations. That Mini Van most likely been there for 2 years, not sure if Barb uses it.
 

Ron_Swanson

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Did he (or someone else, more likely?) actually put those blue tarps over the fridges on the front lawn?
 

Stalin

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If they hate doing lawn work so much, why not just hire someone to do it?

Then they can be extra lazy.
 

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Thank you for the contributions dude!

To think, only 2 and a half years ago, nobody would ever have the gall to photograph Chris's house.

With this, and everything thats happened lately, a brand new era of Chris-Chan is upon us. Whether we know it or not, a new Saga is clearly in the works, weaving away on its own pace. Soon, Barb will learn of Chris's adventures. Shit is soon gonna hit the fan as he gets bitter and bitter, and madder and madder as he gets no new toys and vidya just because he had to spend the :tugboat: on Court fees and to pay the Wuss for having to put up with the Tomgirl Adult Autistic Child.
 

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Another shot of the front of the house. Shockingly, this is not the most overgrown I've ever seen a yard get, but it's close. Say what you will about Barb, but she's elderly and somewhat sickly. Chris is a thirty-one year old man; it should be his responsibility to get out there and mow the grass on a regular basis. But we all know what backbreaking toil it is to cut the grass...

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Ron_Swanson said:
Did he (or someone else, more likely?) actually put those blue tarps over the fridges on the front lawn?

"CHRISHUN! Cuhlean up da front yurd 'fore we gita nuva call from da neighbors"

"Okay Momma"

"tosses tarps"

"Dere! MOMMA, roll yourself in da udder direction! Imma masturberate."
 

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That overgrown vegetation...

Now I'm getting the image of a brave explorer cutting his way through that yard with a machete like in a jungle movie. :lol:
 

Ruckersvillian

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Thank you for the contributions dude!

Sure! It's no big deal to drive out there to snap a few pictures. Chris lives maybe ten minutes from my house.

Where is Son-Chu?

I don't remember seeing it, actually. I only remember seeing the BMW, the white car, and the minivan.
 

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Great work, Ruckersvillian!

What's the deal with all those chairs outside? Do they actually go outside and sit and relax on them? Or are they just trying to get rid of them?
 

Grand Number of Pounds

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Thanks for the pictures, Ruckersvillian.

The Greene County government may very well take an interest in their property with the way it looks. I'm pretty sure they could be cited for letting their lawn get overgrown like that.
 

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I don't know if it's the same in Virginia, but in Utah if you have vanity plates it's a massive pain in the ass to get them switched from one car to another. UN4EVER was Bob's plate on either the Jag or the Bimmer. SONICHU was on Son-Chu. So they have either gone to the expense and trouble of going to the DMV and having those plates no longer associated with the other vehicles...or they just took the plates off and put them on the other cars without registering them.
 

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Thanks for the pictures, Ruckersvillian.

The Greene County government may very well take an interest in their property with the way it looks. I'm pretty sure they could be cited for letting their lawn get overgrown like that.

Ruckersville is a rural, and unincorporated I believe, area of Greene County. I'm sure their tax dollars are going to much more important things than a couple of hillbillies who can't maintain a yard. Especially after how many people have tried to get them in trouble with the county.
 
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