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UtopiaGuy

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This is fine work! If I could add one thing, it would be the gif someone made of his recent Star Wars comic vs. stills capped from the movies, because that shows just how blatant his tracing really is. Oftentimes, these go "viral" and wind up being posted on Facebook over and over by people who think he's a "great artist" when in reality he's a fraud.
 
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So I actually got off my ass and wrote up a new Dobson OP. One of the things I notice in the thread is that we end up discussing specific events over and over and that we have to dredge up the exact same images, so in addition to the general overview of Dobson I included some of those more infamous moments so that they'll be easier to reference in the future. There's a lot of things that could have been mentioned but I didn't want the OP to be too gigantic since most of the people in the thread are already familiar with him. Let me know if there's any derps and I'll fix them.
This is pretty good. I can insert the text into the current OP right now if you want. If you want this post to replace the current OP and give you post authorship, you'll have to ask @Null.
 
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This is pretty good. I can insert the text into the current OP right now if you want. If you want this post to replace the current OP and give you post authorship, you'll have to ask @Null.
I'm good with it just being inserted in. Thank you!
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Chantal Sarault/Foodie Beauty's thread needs an OP, as the current OP is just a random post extracted from another thread that a mod split off into its own thread.
I decided to have a go at this, first time though so may be complete shite.

Chantal Sarault is a Canadian death-fat youtuber and food addict who does makeup tutorials Weight-loss Vlogs Exercise Vlogs Mook Bongs and vlogs complaining about her various health issues related to her morbid obesity and God awful eating habits. (But they're not obesity related afflictions you guiyze cuz muh genetics).

These can all be found at her Big Beautiful Me Youtube channel (Name changes periodically)


This gargantuan gorl is a vegan (but not vegan) on a diet (but not on a diet) and her mook bongs consist of her eating family sized portions of fast food while talking shit, addressing her haters or telling disgusting stories. She is militant when it comes to copyright striking creators who critique her videos and deleting negative comments on her channel and instagram.

Chantal drinking game:

Take a shot every time Chantal says 'I really just wanna listen to my body'

or​

Take a shot every time she does her sooper annoying chimp laugh (lol don't do this you'll die).


This gorl absolutely spams her videos with ads so an adblocker is recommended for watching her channel. If you want to keep up with the tea on this Foodie Boody but don't want to give her the satisfaction of views or adshekels Zachary Michael regularly does videos on his Youtube channel about her.


par example:


Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/big_beautiful_mee/?hl=en (Now Private)

Bonus content: Erverlerd Null's stream on Chantal is a good starter point for those new to this particular cow.

 

Washedupdrunk69lol

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Op Rewrite Request: This lolcow's op deserves some more love it passes everything for a bad op.
came across this guy having a meltdown over the past couple days on youtube concerning trolls and people he believes are trying to take over his ministry. trying to find more info on the drama, but his videos are really funny to say the least
It doesn't give links to all his social media,it isn't descriptive, and it's really similar to the bad op examples that this threads OP has given.
Here's my favorite post so far by this lolcow consider including this because he gets tricked by the very old Navy seal copypasta.
 

BoingBoingBoi

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i drafted an OP for that Athene guy. bryan dunn did the first one and it, along with the first 2 pages of the thread, is unreadable because of him. this guy might deserve more attention.

 

Jester69

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New Millennial Woes OP from this thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/millennial-woes-colin-robertson.32530/

I feel like it's old and outdated, also wrong in its angle of attacking him based on his "political ideas" rather than the fact that he's a complete sped. Any direct link to a YouTube video on his channel has been archived, and will be reuploaded in the event he deletes or privates it.

Meet Colin Robertson, the fat porn addicted pseudo intellectual plastic fuhrer of the alt-right/dissident-right/reactosphere with delusions of grandeur. He is a sex pest. With cola in one hand and a cigarette in the other, he has been making videos ever since 2014. He is mentally ill and is only getting worse. In a misguided attempt to relive his art college years he's set up glaring red and purple lights that pierce his peripheral vision at all times.

Welcome to hell.

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Unkempt, untidy, ogre cave aesthetics and a shirt that reads "I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER". The shelves and artificial lighting make his room look like an industrial chicken coop.

History
2001 Went to art college and met a girl
2002 Changed to another art college in London to avoid the girl
2004 Finished art college and started to live with gay men
2006 Came back home after having 'completely fucked up in my life'
2008 Was rejected by the girl he met in 2001 and had a mental breakdown
2014 Millennial Woes begins
2017 He is doxed
2018 He is banned from Twitter / 46 minute speech to a bewildered audience about his twitter ban

Politics
Colin Robertson's only reason for being involved in politics is to get donations and social power. His political opinions are stale and he is a known flip flopper.

Here's your complimentary bathrobe, cola and cigarettes (yes that is his bathrobe.)
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"I feel generally psychologically unwell for the reason embarrassingly clichéd of an artist that I am not expressing what is within. Whether it is thoughts about the world, critiques of the movement, advice for younger people, feelings about my life, observations about my thought processes or abstract images and sounds whose value and meaning I don't myself understand, I am aching to create again."


















Those abstract images and sounds?




















































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As you can see, many objects are visible in his online uploads. Here is a deep-dive of Woes-essential objects:

lotion, toilet paper and sweat stain:
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objects in 'a quick succession of embarrassments':
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(It took us about 2 hours to find the brand of lube)

the cracked soup bowl:
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objects in the synthesiser twitter video:
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He is a known sex pest, and harasses any women he finds online by sending them photoshopped dick pics

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I can personally attest to this as he sent me a dick pic through skype. For what reason, I don't know. He is very mentally ill.

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size research:

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Sources:
links:
YouTube / live channel / secondary channel
Bitchute
Instagram


Him defending grifting thots: Malice Aforethot reupload
The legendary ditch-trolley video: MW and Pale Hominid vs Supermarket Trolley

the soaker, the pillow he sits on while masturbating fan service appearances:
soaker on office chair: A&C I. In a Room, On My Own
soaker behind Laura Towler: A Cosy Chat with Woesy! By Laura Towler
soaker in red room: https://www.instagram.com/p/B2nC7wngehr/
soaker on armchair, cola and ashtray: Channel update (extreme ramble), 11th October 2019

Withnail & I speech, the movie he bases his identity from: "Withnail & I" Viewed From the Right [speech]

OMGTOWTF reupload
-'I should say that I considered myself to be gay.' 'I was gay. I was pretty damned gay.'
-'She was as far from a skinny boy as you could get.'
-'I was pursuing the gay thing.'
-'I remained in love with her for 7 years. From the age of 18 to 25.'
-'I went nuts. I had a breakdown. I had a crisis. I was manic.'
-'I have clinical depression right now.'

Psychedelics and the Left/Right Spectrum
-'Some of the happiest times of my life were on magic mushrooms.'


My Entire DVD Collection multi parter (reupload)
- reverting to childhood

Black Bulls and White Balls – The Appeal of Cuckoldry Porn (reply to Tyrone) reupload
-'I could see it being healthily accomodated or contained within an underworld, a demimonde'

Subculture and the Mainstream
-'I went through a gay phase when I was younger. And that involved being in the gay scene in Edinburgh and having friends living in flats and so on.'
-'I detected in these older gay men a memory of a time when it was exotic to be gay. Nowadays it's boring to be gay.'


A quick succession of embarrassments

Synthesiser videos:
MW tests his new camera
A Synth Shop in Stockholm
A Synth Shop in Vienna

Twitter ban saga
Twitter ban speech: Machinery of Silence [speech to Erkenbrand, Utrecht]
Twitter ban announcement video: #FreeWoes
Twitter ban video: Banned from the Global Public Square
-'I hadn't added any new memes to my meme folder. I was memeless'
-Him showing the tweet that got him banned. 'Black men are more prone to committing violent crime than white men.'


dox saga:
Fugitive Woes
The Tortures of the Doxed
A Woes By Any Other Name

hell saga:
The Turmoil (Inner)
Channel update (extreme ramble), 11th October 2019
Portable filming set-up
MW tests his new camera reupload

Instagram:
full view of desk
holding empty pizza box with a serious look
bathrobe

Horrible red lighting room red and glaring hell room

Photoshopping himself out of phone booth:​
 
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So I decided to have another go at updating the boogie thread op as well as enter's op. Here they are, spoilered in case someone wants to read one and not the other. I consider these both first drafts, since I'm not good with images at the moment.

Steven J Williams, a nice guy to some, known as the lovable manchild francis to others, a notorious fence sitter to more, a edgy porn blogger to those in the 2000's, a inspirational weight loss story to others. Boogie's persona was at one point, carefully crafted to appeal to different spectrums of people but that has fallen away in recent years. Join me as we cut the excess fat to get to the clogged heart of the matter of boogie1488's journey across youtube.

Imagine for a minute, you're a teen on youtube and you see a a whole bunch of video game videos and skits from a person named steven jay williams. All that stuff sure sounds relatable and fun right? Plus he's even got a weight loss journey going on, you'd subscribe to see how that story plays out. That's what a lot of kids on youtube did in the early days of the site.

boogie's handler and now ex-wife Dez was apparently Boogie's filter as at the time, he seemed to make less mind blowingly bad fence sitting hot takes, like how not all nazi's were bad for one memorable example. After she left, cracks in Boogie's legendary mister roger's of the internet started to show as time went on after the divorce, with classics like, one for me, one for my hooker, hiring a camwhore to step on burger's with him, revealing his edgy porn blog and so much more. Furthermore, Boogie's """"Inspirational""""" weight loss journey is nothing more than a sham for clicks. Many people have offered him help at one point, only for Boogie to accept the help, put in the bare minimum of effort or none at all, then act like the help didn't work. He got surgery for remove part of his stomach, but ended up stretching it back to it's original bloated size by constantly eating. His teeth were in horrible nick bate esque condition until he got them replaced with uncanny valley pearly white chompers from a dentist he agreed to shill for.

Boogie's fuck up's follow a predictable cycle, where he'll act exceptional on the internet, espicially on twitter, get called out on it, whine about being made fun of and then post picture's of his dog sammy to fend off the haters.

Much like DSP, some of Boogie's greatest detractors were former fans, sick of his excuses and bullshit, forming his own, Sons of Kojima, the subreddit, sam and tolki which does the horrible thing of keeping Boogie to his word when he lies constantly because of muh dissocation/abusive mother/rapist father etc. This has gotten to the point, where Boogie claimed he got swatted by the subreddit, which resulted in their weaponized autism revealling it was just a police officer doing a wellness check on him after he suicide baited for the upteenth time.

The mysterious mr enter was once a cow, capable of sustaining an entire subforum of his own at one point. He made his name, reviewing various cartoons, with earlier episodes known for much tard rage like that time he reviewed petsitter pat of spongebob squarepants fame and encouraged his fans to harrass casey alexander over twitter. He's had his own dreams of creating his own cartoon series for quite some time, with his own series Growing around, based on a disney short where parents and kids swapped places. However the subforum was moved into spergatory years ago after the autism of people growing around Enter's career provided too much. A thread in the multimedia off topic thread was created a while ago and kept going for some time.

It got moved to the internet famous subforum due to enter's cowish traits rising up again as he continued work on growing around, seemingly ignoring many flaws pointed out to him that he would criticize in other shows he would review, like inserting his own crossdressing fetish into many episodes of the show, confusing and badly handled morals and being cruel to people or cartoon ponies.

He tried getting a indiegogo for his series, despite having not much apart from a bunch of half finished scripts and art done by various deviantart artists he was throwing money at, and he went off the deep end after it crashed and burned, his own series continuing despite many people complaining about how many unfortunant implications his series had, like adults being slaves to children as one example.

Enter hasn't forgotten his roots and still does various cartoon reviews, often complaining about a show is doing things wrong and how he might do it better and missing the point entirely. He even did a review of every nicktoon made back in december of 2019, missing deadlines left and right for numerous reasons like playing video games isntead or hurting his wrist.

In closing, Enter is a cow for the simple reason of taking himself far too seriously and holding himself above criticism as he considers his own projects flawless and ignores flaws in it, he'd endless whine about in other media. Also the man admits to having a truly NEET lifestyle, bumming off his grandparents, eating nothing but mac and cheese, not shaving or brushing his teeth. The guy looks like a hobo in some photos he releases to the public, instead of the flasher avater he uses on the internet these days instead of the mspaint neckbeard of yore.
 
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One person I was never aware of until recently was Davis Aurini.


It's really sad that this guy only has 5 posts in his thread and an OP that consists of three sentences because he is completely out of his mind and more than worthy of a well-written thread. He initially got "famous" during everyone's favorite culture war, but, he has continued to tweet and occasionally stream to this day. In almost every video he's ever made, he has to smoke a cigarette, pretend to drink whiskey, and has a plastic skull in the background of all his videos.

Relevant links:






I pretty sure most people despise Hbomberguy on this website, but some of his videos back in the day making fun of this guy and his kooky believes were pretty great too. Recommenced his videos on Davis regardless of how you feel about the guy.
 
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so here's my attempt after several tries and rewrites for an updated op for the enter thread. Is it good enough to replace the current outdated op from when the thread was still in the multimedia subforum?

Johnathan Rozanski, or as most people know him, The Mysterious Mr. Enter, is a cow most well known for reviewing various cartoons that a man his age shouldn't be getting worked up about.


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Thanks to many examples of tard-rage stemming from said reviews, Enter was once an entity that commanded a whole sub-forum here on the Farms. Nowadays, discussion of his endeavours is relegated to this sole thread, as he spends most of his time fantasizing about a children's television show that will never be made.

While he might seem innocent enough, Enter's pet project has brought his blatant hypocrisy to shine, seeing how many of the flaws and criticisms he would otherwise sperg over with other works are present in spades in his own magnum opus - Growing Around.

From the get-go, Growing Around constitutes Enter's manifesto as a cartoon sperg, as his idea for the show was "born" off one of his own Animated Atrocities videos from 2014, in which he reviewed a rejected Disney pilot and basically said, "See their idea? Here's why they failed. I can do it right".

Growing Around Animatic Preview | Are We There Yet?
A preview for the show my team and I have been working on for awhile now.

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"This is another one that falls into the category of thinking because it has a creative idea, it excuses them from doing anything creative with it."
-Enter, presciently roasting himself in the same video he lifted his premise from.

For those unaware, the whole 'schtick' of the show (as well as the short Enter ripped the premise from) is how adults and children have swapped places in society. While many onlookers have pointed out how dystopian this setting really is, Enter doesn't see how this is an issue, failing to realize that denizens of his world lose most of their rights once they turn 18. He also neglects to do anything fun or interesting with his setting, once again ignoring the implications of a world that has been run by children since the Stone Age. The countries are just terrible kids puns and most social norms are still structured as if the world was made today through the eyes of a kid - it doesn't take any of the theory crafting that usually comes with decent world-building.

As copiously stated by John, the show itself is supposedly made for children, but a closer look reveals that not to be the case.

While Enter's seeping hatred for normal adult things like getting a job and living on your own might appeal to manchildren in general, the fact Growing Around is literally being made for Enter's and only Enter's own enjoyment becomes clear as you start noticing a recurring theme throughout the series: the concerning, gratuitous insertion of a certain fetish, namely having his male characters forcibly crossdressed in various girly outfits, usually for humiliation purposes, with just a few examples shown below.



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It gets rather creepy and uncomfortable for the casual viewer, as John continues to insist nothing is wrong and this is completely okay for a kids show because it's totally just a one-off gag (meant as a clever commentary on gender, no less) and not a full-time feature of the show itself.

Enter's apparent lack of reservation when it comes to inserting fetishes in a 'show' aimed at children, on top of his terrible grasp on worldbuilding and storytelling, have resulted in confusing storylines and inappropriate morals - all of which he has harshly criticized in other works of fiction.

Growing Around Indiegogo Trailer
Donate now: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/...-where-kids-rule-youtube-fantasy/x/18874099#/

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Despite a lack of experience and work material, in mid-2018 Enter, in his infinite wisdom, thought it was a good idea to start an Indiegogo campaign in an attempt to fund development for his series.


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Growing Around - Questions Answered
Support us here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/...-where-kids-rule-youtube-fantasy/x/18874099#/ scripts: https://www.mysteriousmi...

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To the surprise of no one it failed, raising only ~10,600 of his delusional 350,000-dollar goal for making a pilot with only sloppily written scripts, scrounged together artwork from various DeviantArt users with no consistent visual style, and barely any animation at all to show as proof of concept. With all his hopes and dreams piled on this crowdfunding attempt, its failure pushed John into a downward spiral of frustration and insanity. Alas, he doubled down, focusing even more on Growing Around to the exclusion of all his other projects.



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Previously, Enter had even published a Growing Around book on Amazon, Growing Around: Party Panic. It was rescued and thoroughly reviewed in this thread by @Piga Dgrifm after Enter made it "non-canon" and tried to make it disappear.

If you want to spare yourself from reading it (sensible choice), an Amazon customer review ripped it to shreds, saying actual kids didn't enjoy it, the pacing was poorly thought out, the dialogue was unlike anything children would say, and it gave off uncomfortable vibes with all the crossdressing involved. You should take the customers' word for it, but if you want to see it for yourself, you can find a PDF copy of it here, courtesy of Piga.

During the Indiegogo saga, Red Van Buskirk (then known as reviewer Robo-buddies) livestreamed a reading of the book, which resulted in her having a PTSD breakdown from her own experiences with parental abuse. Enter, naturally, jumped at the chance to play victim. The stream itself is currently lost, but here's hoping it will one day be found.



With all of this Growing Around nonsense, it's easy to forget what Enter was originally known for - his poorly-edited cartoon reviews where he screeches about bad morals, mean-spiritedness, and gross-out humour into a potato microphone.
Enter's hissy fits over his bugbears in animation have sparked much drama and controversy, most famously his rampant hatred of some of the writers of Spongebob Squarepants, like Zeus Cervas and Casey Alexander.

(Original Version) MrEnter's Animated Atrocities #13: "One Coarse Meal" [SpongeBob]
THIS IS HIS OLD, FIRST REVIEW OF THIS EPISODE, NOT HIS RE-REVIEW OF IT. Don't get confused! To get to his re-review, click the "i" at the upper right of the ...

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MrEnter's Animated Atrocities #7: "Stuck In The Wringer" [SpongeBob]
Originally uploaded on August 22th, 2013. FINALLY, jeez... This took more effort than necessary to keep on here :( Apologies for the filter as well, it was t...

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In his review of the episode Pet Sitter Pat, he called out Casey Alexander for some things he said on Twitter, causing Enter's rabid fans to harass Casey.


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(Original Version) MrEnter's Animated Atrocities #41: "Pet Sitter Pat" [Spongebob]
THIS IS HIS OLD, FIRST REVIEW OF THIS EPISODE, NOT HIS RE-REVIEW OF IT. Don't get confused! To get to his re-review, click the "i" at the upper right of the ...

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Other examples include his Rocket Monkeys review, which he turned into a video about him hating requests (despite asking for them)...

Animated Atrocities #95: "There's No Business Like Monkey Business"
From Rocket Monkeys. A show that despite having so much wrong, gives me surprisingly little to talk about.

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...a review of the Troll video, where he threatened to block people over arguing against cyberbullying and trolling being the same…

Admirable Animation #31: "Troll - Shane Koyczan"
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670if6Etx0o Sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvSXgBmu2Pc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caRBLDqVM-M (CuteFuzz...

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...and his review of My Little Pony's Putting Your Hoof Down, where he became depressed after watching Fluttershy, a character he saw himself in, bullying others.

MLP: FiM “Putting Your Hoof Down” Episode Review [TheMysteriousMrEnter]


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He has shown regret for some of these (like the bit with Casey), but they are noteworthy examples of his behaviour pattern.

Much to his, and everyone else's dismay, he still produces these, though ever since his Indiegogo debacle they are little more than excuses to say how Growing Around is whatever he's critiquing "done right". His most recent series is Nick-O-Rama, where throughout the month of December 2019 he would review every Nicktoon ever made. Of course, thanks to Enter's lack of work ethic and poor planning skills, these videos would come out consistently late - with excuses ranging from 'playing too many video games' to Enter 'hurting his wrist' (by playing too many video games). Naturally, this upset fans and provided ammo to his detractors, eventually leading up to the deletion of his Twitter. Two months later, Enter managed to finish his Nick-O-Rama series in his usual, resentful way, and can be viewed here as a playlist created by a fan, as Enter is too lazy to create one himself. Furthermore, Enter has repeatedly started or announced (and never followed through on) various projects, including several Patreon-demanded reviews, a RPG, a Growing Around TCG, a Let's Play series of every PS1 game, and multiple reviews of the book "1001 video games you must play before you die", for which he seems to have a burning hatred.



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Some debate regarding Enter's personal life has cropped up from time to time in the thread. Besides bringing up his Asperger's diagnosis (big shocker) on occasion, he has claimed to being asexual, aromantic, and sex-repulsed in several of his videos and Deviantart posts, which he has used to justify his rage towards crude romances and certain adult themes in cartoons. He does also claim to having been brutally bullied in school and hating school in general, which is why both are major early triggers for him.

It is known he lives with his grandparents these days and hates his own parents, making a decent chunk of spending money from his Youtube and other sources of ad revenue, if not enough to live off of on his own. Despite his claims of being able to cook, Enter himself has confirmed he eats nothing but junk food in the form of Kraft Mac and Cheese, instant ramen, and Mountain Dew, not mentioning likely eating candy constantly as well, not doing his health any favours.
He shaves with scissors instead of a razor for whatever ungodly reason, resulting in a patchy and scraggly hobo beard. Furthermore, he refuses to brush his teeth, allegedly out of his dislike of mint flavour. He even tried to address his issues with dental hygiene in "Clean Up On Smile Five", a MLP fanfic he wrote and announced he'd get animated. Needless to say, he failed to deliver.

In addition to sharing personal details with his followers, Enter has also used his cartoon reviews to discuss his worldview from time to time. Surprisingly, some of his stances came across as fairly level-headed for what you could expect from him, painting himself as a centrist with libertarian tendencies. Initially, this was acknowledged by some of his critics as a 'saving grace' of sorts, and boosted his credibility in the eyes of his fans, who accepted his hot takes as gospel.

This veneer of validation prompted Enter to fancy himself an authoritative voice in world affairs. In 2019, Enter did a "documentary" series called Technocracy, in which he called out internet companies and governments capsizing privacy, limiting free speech, and reducing monetization (something he, as a floundering content creator, has a vested interest in). However, most of his fanbase didn't care, resulting in declining views and subscribers.



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His channel still bleeding subs as a result of the whole Nick-O-Rama Drama™, Enter the pundit recently decided to dig himself deeper in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, issuing long, unsolicited rants where he claimed healthcare wasn't a human right and insisted on the immediate reopening of the entire country, with zero public health policy understanding to back him up. As expected, detractors and fans alike were not amused, with even his most die-hard yet still upset supporters finding it impossible to side with him every time he took to YouTube to shoot himself in the foot trying to elaborate on his stance.

John not only takes himself incredibly seriously, he's in severe denial about his own situation as well. He avoids all opposition, accusing any and all critics who offer advice as trolls, and ignoring their often well-meaning criticism entirely, thus causing new detractors to form and driving many of his fans away, some of whom become his current trolls and haters.

Enter's shitty attitude has caused former collaborators to publicly disavow him, most notably his former editor, and the original character designer for Growing Around. Nowadays, people allegedly working on his 'show' are either a gaggle of sycophants presumably afraid to incur in Enter's ire, or just artists he's hired off Deviantart, with most of the commissioned GA art being of visibly inferior quality than the rest of their authors' output, leading many to believe that Enter is a control freak.

What the future holds for Enter is unclear, as he seemingly wants to focus all of his time, money, and energy on a show that will most likely never get properly made.

He might have had a good thing going for him, but wasted it away. He had the respect of a good number of fans (and even some trolls, with his taking on of Viacom's copyright strikes) even during his more spergier moments. However,
through dismissing criticism, deriding any concerns as trolling attempts, and refusing to prioritize realistic goals and expectations, Enter has alienated anyone who would otherwise be willing to help him. By neglecting his reviews and routinely disappointing his fans, his YouTube career has stagnated and his channel has seen a slow but steady decline in active subscribers, as well as diminishing views on every new upload.

His constant refusal to admit and address his flaws and not hold himself on a pedestal has seen him lose the respect of fellow reviewers and followers alike, and quickly erode the sympathy he netted after speaking up about his trolls, thus squandering what chance at redemption he might have had.

For all his penchant for playing victim and constant whinging about all the abuse he's had to endure from his trolls and haters, Enter, like the finest of cows, has proven time and again that his true worst enemy is none other than himself.

REST IN PEACE
The Mysterious Mr. Enter's YouTube Career
2013-2018
(He never scored.)

One little note before this op is finished and a rather recurring issue for the enter thread as a whole. To put it simply Enter attracts autists like moths to a flame. Plenty of users have joined the thread, saying they are totally better than Enter and admitting in thread to watching little kids shows, showing abject hatred for enter or their own half baked fanfic projects just to name a few. To put it simply if you want to say you're better than anyone on the internet for the world to see, you're probably not.

(THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A CONCERNED USER WHO HAVE SEEN SEVERAL USERS FALL INTO THIS TRAP. FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTERNET, DON'T DO THIS.)

special thanks to @Observotron @Just_a_Bored_Guy and @friends o' niall for serving as ways to get sources, beta editors and more
 

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so here's my attempt after several tries and rewrites for an updated op for the enter thread. Is it good enough to replace the current outdated op from when the thread was still in the multimedia subforum?

Johnathan Rozanski, or as most people know him, The Mysterious Mr. Enter, is a cow most well known for reviewing various cartoons that a man his age shouldn't be getting worked up about.


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Thanks to many examples of tard-rage stemming from said reviews, Enter was once an entity that commanded a whole sub-forum here on the Farms. Nowadays, discussion of his endeavours is relegated to this sole thread, as he spends most of his time fantasizing about a children's television show that will never be made.

While he might seem innocent enough, Enter's pet project has brought his blatant hypocrisy to shine, seeing how many of the flaws and criticisms he would otherwise sperg over with other works are present in spades in his own magnum opus - Growing Around.

From the get-go, Growing Around constitutes Enter's manifesto as a cartoon sperg, as his idea for the show was "born" off one of his own Animated Atrocities videos from 2014, in which he reviewed a rejected Disney pilot and basically said, "See their idea? Here's why they failed. I can do it right".

Growing Around Animatic Preview | Are We There Yet?
A preview for the show my team and I have been working on for awhile now.

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"This is another one that falls into the category of thinking because it has a creative idea, it excuses them from doing anything creative with it."
-Enter, presciently roasting himself in the same video he lifted his premise from.

For those unaware, the whole 'schtick' of the show (as well as the short Enter ripped the premise from) is how adults and children have swapped places in society. While many onlookers have pointed out how dystopian this setting really is, Enter doesn't see how this is an issue, failing to realize that denizens of his world lose most of their rights once they turn 18. He also neglects to do anything fun or interesting with his setting, once again ignoring the implications of a world that has been run by children since the Stone Age. The countries are just terrible kids puns and most social norms are still structured as if the world was made today through the eyes of a kid - it doesn't take any of the theory crafting that usually comes with decent world-building.

As copiously stated by John, the show itself is supposedly made for children, but a closer look reveals that not to be the case.

While Enter's seeping hatred for normal adult things like getting a job and living on your own might appeal to manchildren in general, the fact Growing Around is literally being made for Enter's and only Enter's own enjoyment becomes clear as you start noticing a recurring theme throughout the series: the concerning, gratuitous insertion of a certain fetish, namely having his male characters forcibly crossdressed in various girly outfits, usually for humiliation purposes, with just a few examples shown below.



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It gets rather creepy and uncomfortable for the casual viewer, as John continues to insist nothing is wrong and this is completely okay for a kids show because it's totally just a one-off gag (meant as a clever commentary on gender, no less) and not a full-time feature of the show itself.

Enter's apparent lack of reservation when it comes to inserting fetishes in a 'show' aimed at children, on top of his terrible grasp on worldbuilding and storytelling, have resulted in confusing storylines and inappropriate morals - all of which he has harshly criticized in other works of fiction.

Growing Around Indiegogo Trailer
Donate now: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/...-where-kids-rule-youtube-fantasy/x/18874099#/

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Despite a lack of experience and work material, in mid-2018 Enter, in his infinite wisdom, thought it was a good idea to start an Indiegogo campaign in an attempt to fund development for his series.


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Growing Around - Questions Answered
Support us here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/...-where-kids-rule-youtube-fantasy/x/18874099#/ scripts: https://www.mysteriousmi...

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To the surprise of no one it failed, raising only ~10,600 of his delusional 350,000-dollar goal for making a pilot with only sloppily written scripts, scrounged together artwork from various DeviantArt users with no consistent visual style, and barely any animation at all to show as proof of concept. With all his hopes and dreams piled on this crowdfunding attempt, its failure pushed John into a downward spiral of frustration and insanity. Alas, he doubled down, focusing even more on Growing Around to the exclusion of all his other projects.



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Previously, Enter had even published a Growing Around book on Amazon, Growing Around: Party Panic. It was rescued and thoroughly reviewed in this thread by @Piga Dgrifm after Enter made it "non-canon" and tried to make it disappear.

If you want to spare yourself from reading it (sensible choice), an Amazon customer review ripped it to shreds, saying actual kids didn't enjoy it, the pacing was poorly thought out, the dialogue was unlike anything children would say, and it gave off uncomfortable vibes with all the crossdressing involved. You should take the customers' word for it, but if you want to see it for yourself, you can find a PDF copy of it here, courtesy of Piga.

During the Indiegogo saga, Red Van Buskirk (then known as reviewer Robo-buddies) livestreamed a reading of the book, which resulted in her having a PTSD breakdown from her own experiences with parental abuse. Enter, naturally, jumped at the chance to play victim. The stream itself is currently lost, but here's hoping it will one day be found.



With all of this Growing Around nonsense, it's easy to forget what Enter was originally known for - his poorly-edited cartoon reviews where he screeches about bad morals, mean-spiritedness, and gross-out humour into a potato microphone.
Enter's hissy fits over his bugbears in animation have sparked much drama and controversy, most famously his rampant hatred of some of the writers of Spongebob Squarepants, like Zeus Cervas and Casey Alexander.

(Original Version) MrEnter's Animated Atrocities #13: "One Coarse Meal" [SpongeBob]
THIS IS HIS OLD, FIRST REVIEW OF THIS EPISODE, NOT HIS RE-REVIEW OF IT. Don't get confused! To get to his re-review, click the "i" at the upper right of the ...

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MrEnter's Animated Atrocities #7: "Stuck In The Wringer" [SpongeBob]
Originally uploaded on August 22th, 2013. FINALLY, jeez... This took more effort than necessary to keep on here :( Apologies for the filter as well, it was t...

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In his review of the episode Pet Sitter Pat, he called out Casey Alexander for some things he said on Twitter, causing Enter's rabid fans to harass Casey.


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(Original Version) MrEnter's Animated Atrocities #41: "Pet Sitter Pat" [Spongebob]
THIS IS HIS OLD, FIRST REVIEW OF THIS EPISODE, NOT HIS RE-REVIEW OF IT. Don't get confused! To get to his re-review, click the "i" at the upper right of the ...

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Other examples include his Rocket Monkeys review, which he turned into a video about him hating requests (despite asking for them)...

Animated Atrocities #95: "There's No Business Like Monkey Business"
From Rocket Monkeys. A show that despite having so much wrong, gives me surprisingly little to talk about.

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...a review of the Troll video, where he threatened to block people over arguing against cyberbullying and trolling being the same…

Admirable Animation #31: "Troll - Shane Koyczan"
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670if6Etx0o Sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvSXgBmu2Pc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caRBLDqVM-M (CuteFuzz...

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...and his review of My Little Pony's Putting Your Hoof Down, where he became depressed after watching Fluttershy, a character he saw himself in, bullying others.

MLP: FiM “Putting Your Hoof Down” Episode Review [TheMysteriousMrEnter]


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He has shown regret for some of these (like the bit with Casey), but they are noteworthy examples of his behaviour pattern.

Much to his, and everyone else's dismay, he still produces these, though ever since his Indiegogo debacle they are little more than excuses to say how Growing Around is whatever he's critiquing "done right". His most recent series is Nick-O-Rama, where throughout the month of December 2019 he would review every Nicktoon ever made. Of course, thanks to Enter's lack of work ethic and poor planning skills, these videos would come out consistently late - with excuses ranging from 'playing too many video games' to Enter 'hurting his wrist' (by playing too many video games). Naturally, this upset fans and provided ammo to his detractors, eventually leading up to the deletion of his Twitter. Two months later, Enter managed to finish his Nick-O-Rama series in his usual, resentful way, and can be viewed here as a playlist created by a fan, as Enter is too lazy to create one himself. Furthermore, Enter has repeatedly started or announced (and never followed through on) various projects, including several Patreon-demanded reviews, a RPG, a Growing Around TCG, a Let's Play series of every PS1 game, and multiple reviews of the book "1001 video games you must play before you die", for which he seems to have a burning hatred.



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Some debate regarding Enter's personal life has cropped up from time to time in the thread. Besides bringing up his Asperger's diagnosis (big shocker) on occasion, he has claimed to being asexual, aromantic, and sex-repulsed in several of his videos and Deviantart posts, which he has used to justify his rage towards crude romances and certain adult themes in cartoons. He does also claim to having been brutally bullied in school and hating school in general, which is why both are major early triggers for him.

It is known he lives with his grandparents these days and hates his own parents, making a decent chunk of spending money from his Youtube and other sources of ad revenue, if not enough to live off of on his own. Despite his claims of being able to cook, Enter himself has confirmed he eats nothing but junk food in the form of Kraft Mac and Cheese, instant ramen, and Mountain Dew, not mentioning likely eating candy constantly as well, not doing his health any favours.
He shaves with scissors instead of a razor for whatever ungodly reason, resulting in a patchy and scraggly hobo beard. Furthermore, he refuses to brush his teeth, allegedly out of his dislike of mint flavour. He even tried to address his issues with dental hygiene in "Clean Up On Smile Five", a MLP fanfic he wrote and announced he'd get animated. Needless to say, he failed to deliver.

In addition to sharing personal details with his followers, Enter has also used his cartoon reviews to discuss his worldview from time to time. Surprisingly, some of his stances came across as fairly level-headed for what you could expect from him, painting himself as a centrist with libertarian tendencies. Initially, this was acknowledged by some of his critics as a 'saving grace' of sorts, and boosted his credibility in the eyes of his fans, who accepted his hot takes as gospel.

This veneer of validation prompted Enter to fancy himself an authoritative voice in world affairs. In 2019, Enter did a "documentary" series called Technocracy, in which he called out internet companies and governments capsizing privacy, limiting free speech, and reducing monetization (something he, as a floundering content creator, has a vested interest in). However, most of his fanbase didn't care, resulting in declining views and subscribers.



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His channel still bleeding subs as a result of the whole Nick-O-Rama Drama™, Enter the pundit recently decided to dig himself deeper in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, issuing long, unsolicited rants where he claimed healthcare wasn't a human right and insisted on the immediate reopening of the entire country, with zero public health policy understanding to back him up. As expected, detractors and fans alike were not amused, with even his most die-hard yet still upset supporters finding it impossible to side with him every time he took to YouTube to shoot himself in the foot trying to elaborate on his stance.

John not only takes himself incredibly seriously, he's in severe denial about his own situation as well. He avoids all opposition, accusing any and all critics who offer advice as trolls, and ignoring their often well-meaning criticism entirely, thus causing new detractors to form and driving many of his fans away, some of whom become his current trolls and haters.

Enter's shitty attitude has caused former collaborators to publicly disavow him, most notably his former editor, and the original character designer for Growing Around. Nowadays, people allegedly working on his 'show' are either a gaggle of sycophants presumably afraid to incur in Enter's ire, or just artists he's hired off Deviantart, with most of the commissioned GA art being of visibly inferior quality than the rest of their authors' output, leading many to believe that Enter is a control freak.

What the future holds for Enter is unclear, as he seemingly wants to focus all of his time, money, and energy on a show that will most likely never get properly made.

He might have had a good thing going for him, but wasted it away. He had the respect of a good number of fans (and even some trolls, with his taking on of Viacom's copyright strikes) even during his more spergier moments. However,
through dismissing criticism, deriding any concerns as trolling attempts, and refusing to prioritize realistic goals and expectations, Enter has alienated anyone who would otherwise be willing to help him. By neglecting his reviews and routinely disappointing his fans, his YouTube career has stagnated and his channel has seen a slow but steady decline in active subscribers, as well as diminishing views on every new upload.

His constant refusal to admit and address his flaws and not hold himself on a pedestal has seen him lose the respect of fellow reviewers and followers alike, and quickly erode the sympathy he netted after speaking up about his trolls, thus squandering what chance at redemption he might have had.

For all his penchant for playing victim and constant whinging about all the abuse he's had to endure from his trolls and haters, Enter, like the finest of cows, has proven time and again that his true worst enemy is none other than himself.

REST IN PEACE
The Mysterious Mr. Enter's YouTube Career
2013-2018
(He never scored.)

One little note before this op is finished and a rather recurring issue for the enter thread as a whole. To put it simply Enter attracts autists like moths to a flame. Plenty of users have joined the thread, saying they are totally better than Enter and admitting in thread to watching little kids shows, showing abject hatred for enter or their own half baked fanfic projects just to name a few. To put it simply if you want to say you're better than anyone on the internet for the world to see, you're probably not.

(THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A CONCERNED USER WHO HAVE SEEN SEVERAL USERS FALL INTO THIS TRAP. FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTERNET, DON'T DO THIS.)

special thanks to @Observotron @Just_a_Bored_Guy and @friends o' niall for serving as ways to get sources, beta editors and more
Not to rag on you, but what's up with the images? A lot of them are broken. You mind taking another look at that?
 

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Not to rag on you, but what's up with the images? A lot of them are broken. You mind taking another look at that?
Seems fine from my end and the links all work fine as well. If there's still a problem with images, it's probably because I copy pasted the whole thing to the main thread after finalizing it in pm's. Is there any other issues I should deal with?
 

Catch Your Breath

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Seems fine from my end and the links all work fine as well. If there's still a problem with images, it's probably because I copy pasted the whole thing to the main thread after finalizing it in pm's. Is there any other issues I should deal with?
They're definitely broken, fren. Went to 2 different browsers just to make sure it wasn't Brave having a stroke.
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Other points to focus on:
  • You should download all the videos you have linked in the post so you can directly upload them into the OP. Every YT channel has a risk of being terminated without cause nowadays + your subject could also just purge. If you can't download + upload due to internet issues, let one of the mods know & they can do that for you. Until then, you should embed the video. That way it isn't just displaying that weird tab to YT
  • There's some redundant links in there. For some reason you just have links to YT's home page. Get rid of those. Not needed.
  • You also have an assortment of YT thumbnails (I'm guessing?) for some reason. I'm... not sure why? Get rid of those and replace them with whatever was supposed to be there.
  • You have partial copies of YT descriptions included as well. If you're trying to include the whole thing, you'll need to go back to whatever videos you copied them from and copy / paste the entire thing. Not sure what the relevance to the OP is though.
  • I see a ton of hyperlinks to shit off-site but no archives unless I'm blind.
  • Can you add a spoiler towards the bottom with all of his accounts?
 
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