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This is fine work! If I could add one thing, it would be the gif someone made of his recent Star Wars comic vs. stills capped from the movies, because that shows just how blatant his tracing really is. Oftentimes, these go "viral" and wind up being posted on Facebook over and over by people who think he's a "great artist" when in reality he's a fraud.
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So I actually got off my ass and wrote up a new Dobson OP. One of the things I notice in the thread is that we end up discussing specific events over and over and that we have to dredge up the exact same images, so in addition to the general overview of Dobson I included some of those more infamous moments so that they'll be easier to reference in the future. There's a lot of things that could have been mentioned but I didn't want the OP to be too gigantic since most of the people in the thread are already familiar with him. Let me know if there's any derps and I'll fix them.
This is pretty good. I can insert the text into the current OP right now if you want. If you want this post to replace the current OP and give you post authorship, you'll have to ask @Null.
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This is pretty good. I can insert the text into the current OP right now if you want. If you want this post to replace the current OP and give you post authorship, you'll have to ask @Null.
I'm good with it just being inserted in. Thank you!


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Chantal Sarault/Foodie Beauty's thread needs an OP, as the current OP is just a random post extracted from another thread that a mod split off into its own thread.
I decided to have a go at this, first time though so may be complete shite.

Chantal Sarault is a Canadian death-fat youtuber and food addict who does makeup tutorials Weight-loss Vlogs Exercise Vlogs Mook Bongs and vlogs complaining about her various health issues related to her morbid obesity and God awful eating habits. (But they're not obesity related afflictions you guiyze cuz muh genetics).

These can all be found at her Big Beautiful Me Youtube channel (Name changes periodically)

This gargantuan gorl is a vegan (but not vegan) on a diet (but not on a diet) and her mook bongs consist of her eating family sized portions of fast food while talking shit, addressing her haters or telling disgusting stories. She is militant when it comes to copyright striking creators who critique her videos and deleting negative comments on her channel and instagram.

Chantal drinking game:

Take a shot every time Chantal says 'I really just wanna listen to my body'


Take a shot every time she does her sooper annoying chimp laugh (lol don't do this you'll die).

This gorl absolutely spams her videos with ads so an adblocker is recommended for watching her channel. If you want to keep up with the tea on this Foodie Boody but don't want to give her the satisfaction of views or adshekels Zachary Michael regularly does videos on his Youtube channel about her.

par example:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/big_beautiful_mee/?hl=en (Now Private)

Bonus content: Erverlerd Null's stream on Chantal is a good starter point for those new to this particular cow.



Op Rewrite Request: This lolcow's op deserves some more love it passes everything for a bad op.
came across this guy having a meltdown over the past couple days on youtube concerning trolls and people he believes are trying to take over his ministry. trying to find more info on the drama, but his videos are really funny to say the least
It doesn't give links to all his social media,it isn't descriptive, and it's really similar to the bad op examples that this threads OP has given.
Here's my favorite post so far by this lolcow consider including this because he gets tricked by the very old Navy seal copypasta.


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i drafted an OP for that Athene guy. bryan dunn did the first one and it, along with the first 2 pages of the thread, is unreadable because of him. this guy might deserve more attention.



New Millennial Woes OP from this thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/millennial-woes-colin-robertson.32530/

I feel like it's old and outdated, also wrong in its angle of attacking him based on his "political ideas" rather than the fact that he's a complete sped. Any direct link to a YouTube video on his channel has been archived, and will be reuploaded in the event he deletes or privates it.

Meet Colin Robertson, the fat porn addicted pseudo intellectual plastic fuhrer of the alt-right/dissident-right/reactosphere with delusions of grandeur. He is a sex pest. With cola in one hand and a cigarette in the other, he has been making videos ever since 2014. He is mentally ill and is only getting worse. In a misguided attempt to relive his art college years he's set up glaring red and purple lights that pierce his peripheral vision at all times.

Welcome to hell.

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Unkempt, untidy, ogre cave aesthetics and a shirt that reads "I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER". The shelves and artificial lighting make his room look like an industrial chicken coop.

2001 Went to art college and met a girl
2002 Changed to another art college in London to avoid the girl
2004 Finished art college and started to live with gay men
2006 Came back home after having 'completely fucked up in my life'
2008 Was rejected by the girl he met in 2001 and had a mental breakdown
2014 Millennial Woes begins
2017 He is doxed
2018 He is banned from Twitter / 46 minute speech to a bewildered audience about his twitter ban

Colin Robertson's only reason for being involved in politics is to get donations and social power. His political opinions are stale and he is a known flip flopper.

Here's your complimentary bathrobe, cola and cigarettes (yes that is his bathrobe.)
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"I feel generally psychologically unwell for the reason embarrassingly clichéd of an artist that I am not expressing what is within. Whether it is thoughts about the world, critiques of the movement, advice for younger people, feelings about my life, observations about my thought processes or abstract images and sounds whose value and meaning I don't myself understand, I am aching to create again."

Those abstract images and sounds?

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As you can see, many objects are visible in his online uploads. Here is a deep-dive of Woes-essential objects:

lotion, toilet paper and sweat stain:
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objects in 'a quick succession of embarrassments':
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(It took us about 2 hours to find the brand of lube)

the cracked soup bowl:
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objects in the synthesiser twitter video:
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He is a known sex pest, and harasses any women he finds online by sending them photoshopped dick pics

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I can personally attest to this as he sent me a dick pic through skype. For what reason, I don't know. He is very mentally ill.


size research:


YouTube / live channel / secondary channel

Him defending grifting thots: Malice Aforethot reupload
The legendary ditch-trolley video: MW and Pale Hominid vs Supermarket Trolley

the soaker, the pillow he sits on while masturbating fan service appearances:
soaker on office chair: A&C I. In a Room, On My Own
soaker behind Laura Towler: A Cosy Chat with Woesy! By Laura Towler
soaker in red room: https://www.instagram.com/p/B2nC7wngehr/
soaker on armchair, cola and ashtray: Channel update (extreme ramble), 11th October 2019

Withnail & I speech, the movie he bases his identity from: "Withnail & I" Viewed From the Right [speech]

OMGTOWTF reupload
-'I should say that I considered myself to be gay.' 'I was gay. I was pretty damned gay.'
-'She was as far from a skinny boy as you could get.'
-'I was pursuing the gay thing.'
-'I remained in love with her for 7 years. From the age of 18 to 25.'
-'I went nuts. I had a breakdown. I had a crisis. I was manic.'
-'I have clinical depression right now.'

Psychedelics and the Left/Right Spectrum
-'Some of the happiest times of my life were on magic mushrooms.'

My Entire DVD Collection multi parter (reupload)
- reverting to childhood

Black Bulls and White Balls – The Appeal of Cuckoldry Porn (reply to Tyrone) reupload
-'I could see it being healthily accomodated or contained within an underworld, a demimonde'

Subculture and the Mainstream
-'I went through a gay phase when I was younger. And that involved being in the gay scene in Edinburgh and having friends living in flats and so on.'
-'I detected in these older gay men a memory of a time when it was exotic to be gay. Nowadays it's boring to be gay.'

A quick succession of embarrassments

Synthesiser videos:
MW tests his new camera
A Synth Shop in Stockholm
A Synth Shop in Vienna

Twitter ban saga
Twitter ban speech: Machinery of Silence [speech to Erkenbrand, Utrecht]
Twitter ban announcement video: #FreeWoes
Twitter ban video: Banned from the Global Public Square
-'I hadn't added any new memes to my meme folder. I was memeless'
-Him showing the tweet that got him banned. 'Black men are more prone to committing violent crime than white men.'

dox saga:
Fugitive Woes
The Tortures of the Doxed
A Woes By Any Other Name

hell saga:
The Turmoil (Inner)
Channel update (extreme ramble), 11th October 2019
Portable filming set-up
MW tests his new camera reupload

full view of desk
holding empty pizza box with a serious look

Horrible red lighting room red and glaring hell room

Photoshopping himself out of phone booth:​
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