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A lot has happened in the Lowtax thread since the OP was made in 2013. Now that SA is melting down over the third woman to accuse him of domestic violence, I thought it might be a good idea to update the OP with an overview of all the girlfriend/spousal/totally just a business partner abuse he's been involved with over the years.

I have most of an outline made in his thread with a lot of images, archives, and police reports. It's basically a draft since I'm not sure how to format a lot of it. A lot of the Lowtax relationship dirt is spread between his thread and the SomethingAwful thread, and it's a lot to comb through.

Emily (Integral):
In 2003, Integral announces that she has broken up with Lowtax, claiming they are on good terms. This is in January.

In March, Lowtax posts a frontpage article about how she was a crazy cunt and everything was her fault. Goons believe him. This starts the pattern of every relationship failure in his life being the woman's fault because she is crazy.

Married shortly after breaking up with Integral. Married for 9 years.

2013 police report for domestic violence.
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Lowtax is estranged from both of his daughters. He told off his daughter Lauren when she got upset about him being unfaithful, showing that he has less emotional maturity than a 14 year old girl.
Let Shmorky babysit his kids, and slept in a strip mall office to avoid his wife. A goon visits the office to find box wine and Ambien bottles scattered around.
Lowtax said she was crazy. Goons believed him.

Megan does not have a large internet footprint, and she's kept her family drama off the internet.

Mandy (@Mandarys Milan II):
Lowtax persues Shmorky's mentally ill ex-girlfriend while still married to Ashli, and then makes a shitty thread making fun of her teeth when she tells him to pound sand. Mandy is harassed by goons in person, and Lowtax calls her parents to harass them at 2am as punishment for her refusal. She's posted about this extensively here.

Note: I apologize in advance for the wall of text. I just want to share my perspective as someone who has known this prick IRL, been on the receiving end of his petty attacks, and the receiving end of his shrill, slurring mating call for another woman to abuse.

I still have the 2 am text messages (I've posted them on Something Sensitive in the Lowtax thread), but shit didn't get super cringey until the Facebook messages, which I'm not sure I still have access to as I disabled that Facebook account because it just kept getting postblocked, and considering Dickard blocked me, I don't know if I would be able to still get them, but I'll see if I can. They never got sexual because he got nowhere near that phase with me. We were always in this conversation loop where he would, as I see it, be trying to convert me into someone he could pursue a closer relationship with, so he wouldn't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of being close to someone with wrongthink opinions. Not to mention the fact he could flip and reverse being associated with an eeevil nazi to "Look how I saved this girl from the bowels of Alt Right hatred!" I've seen this before so often with men it's like these SIMPs are reading off script. Only they'll eventually slip up and send me a dick pic while intoxicated and DAMN I wish Rich had done that, it'd be a repulsive thing to see but that would be an amazing thing to have to hold over his head.

When he reached out to me I genuinely did want to bury the hatchet and be his internet friend, so I always told him "Rich, we'll never see eye to eye on politics, so let's agree to disagree and just talk about videogames and bad movies and make jokes and shit", but he NEVER let up with the 'intervention' bullshit. Which is why I got the idea that he was using that as an angle to get closer to me. The way I saw it is if he wants to bury the hatchet and be on good terms with me, great, we'll make jokes on funny links we post, talk about non-sensitive topics and be casual acquaintances just like the other couple of leftist acquaintances I have.

But that wasn't good enough. He always had to get personal. Always had to psychoanalyze me and ask me things to try and get deeper into how my brain worked and why I think the way I do and what he could do to change that, as if he could do something to make me have an epiphany that everything I know is a lie, and I have a new lease on life because of it, and I have HIM to thank for it so I should give him a footjob. Like I've said, I've experienced this exact form of weird 'intervention flirting' with shitlib orbiters enough to know how this game works.

And I don't know if he was actually this obtuse or if he was legitimately trying to neg me, but he would always say "Are you sure the opinions you have about things aren't just a symptom of your schizophrenia? I just want to see you get the help you deserve." But I just found it very insulting and would ask him to stop talking about it, and he never would. Funnily enough HE was the one who blocked me, despite being a condescending prick all the time, when I made a post about some link or other and he commented "Fine! Keep your Jewish boogeyman opinions! I'm done with you!"

Basically, he couldn't get what he wanted from me. He couldn't get into my head, and therefore, he couldn't get into my pants. And after reading this thread, I find that really interesting. Rich didn't want me to be his blonde """business partner""" because he couldn't get a foothold in my brain, and through weird negging/complimenting emotional manipulation, change the way I thought about things. He was testing if I was pliable enough for him to control, and it didn't work, so he gave up and moved on to his next target.

Much like Shmorky, he seeks out women with mental illness and/or limited means. (since 2015, I don't know what Megan's story was). Ashlii was not mentally ill, but, to call a spade a spade, letting Lowtax ride bareback after one encounter and rushing into marriage with him shows a good deal of naivete. I'm not saying she's a bad person, I truly believe she has a good heart, just naive. And she also had no family and not a dime to her name. That plus her immigration status was perfect for Rich to keep her under his thumb. I fall into both categories so he tried with me, but I wasn't his preferred type of crazy.

And now there's Logan (BPD and limited means due to unemployment, also much younger than him), who I'm sure appeals to him in a major way, considering BPD people have little personality of their own and just chameleon-like mirror the personality and interests of the people they're with, and mold themselves into what they think is the ideal man/woman a potential partner wants. You can see it already, the way Logan mimics his WACKYZANY humor and put that dumb queer pronoun shit on her social media to appeal to his crowd.

Lowtax doesn't want a woman on equal footing with him. He doesn't even want a woman with a mind, personality, interests, or interpersonal relationships of her own. Her views on everything must match his or he'll hound her until they do, his interests are the only ones that matter and if she dares to want him to engage in her interests - 'fuck you, you can sit upstairs alone while I get high off my balls and slur incoherently on youtube.' Everything must revolve around Lowtax. Lowtax must be the be all and end all in his woman's life. His entire life is like a case study on clinical narcissism. You can see it in every friendship and relationship he's had once that person disagrees with him or he loses control of them. He even does it to his own kids! And it's all just so fucking pathetic. It's no wonder your dick doesn't work, Rich. You've become so bereft of testosterone you need to prey on a woman and your own 3 year old to feel like a big man.

PS: Does anyone know if Ashlii has a Paypal or something to donate money for legal stuff/bills? I still feel terrible that she was caught in the mix and hurt when I had my schizo episode in 2016 and would really like to make it up to her.

I wish there was someway I could help as some kind of character witness who has witnessed Lowtax's behavior first hand, ie the empty pill bottles laying around his desk at the office, him being perpetually intoxicated, and him leaving the kids with the diaper fur pedo among other things, and that Lowtax is exactly the kind of abusive cum stain Ashlii said he is, ie him googling me to find the GoFundMe page I had made for donations for my dentures, and then posting it on SA to mock me for fucking losing most of my teeth due to a medical condition. Despite, you know, me not having had contact with him or his forum for 2 years at the time he did it. And if that's what he does to someone who hasn't spoken to him in two years, I can only imagine what kind of shit he pulled with Ashlii.

Lowtax said emphasizes her mental health and downplays his attempts to fuck her. Goons believed him. This is the start of Lowtax visibly seeking vulnerable women as victims.

Ashli (Lady Ambien): [needs references, dates, images]
Married shortly after divorcing Megan. Immigrant from Canada.

They have one daughter, Sloane. Sloane is currently living with Lowtax as her mother is stuck in a women's shelter with a tenuous legal status. Lowtax seems determined to win custody of Sloane specifically to crush his soon to be ex-wife's feelings by depriving of of her daughter.

Lowtax either withheld or somehow fucked up her visa. Lowtax's mother was her visa sponsor. Because of her immigration status, Ashli was unable to legally work and was unable to get a driver's license. This meant she was trapped and 100% dependent on him for everything. Ashli was vicious towards his previous wife Megan, which ends up being ironic later on.

During their marriage, Lowtax claimed that his spine and neck crumbled to dust. He claimed the pain left him bedbound and unable to assist with any household responsibilities. This meant that Ashli was alone, caring for a toddler, caring for her deadbeat husband, and caring for multiple large breed dogs. Lowtax had trapped her as a live-in servant by keeping her in immigration limbo.

There was a police report for domestic violence perpetrated by Ashli against Lowtax from March 2018, which I'll post a little bit later because it is the ultimate in petty, spiteful autism by Lowtax.

Over Thanksgiving 2019, Lowtax went to Utah for a business trip to meet up with a media consultant to assist with rebranding SA. If you think this sounds suspicious, it is. He used the trip to meet up with Logan Day, a self-professed bipolar 27 year old with substance abuse issues. Ashli reached her breaking point, and while Lowtax was away, she withdrew $3,000 from a joint account and fled to a domestic violence shelter with the help of the wife before her, Megan.

Lowtax reported it to the police as a parental kidnapping two months later in January. Right away he tells the police that his wife is here illegally, even though it would have been his responsibility as her citizen husband to secure her visa. He used her cell phone to figure out what shelter she was in, prompting Ashli to change shelters as she feared for her and her daughter's safety. He later lies to the police officer about not knowing where she was.

Megan reports to police that she suffered mental and physical abuse during her marriage, and this motivated her to help Ashli. Megan said that the 2018 domestic assault was the result of Ashli defending herself from Lowtax, and he uses his wife's immigration status to threaten her with deportation and separation from her daughter. Megan is able to corroborate Ashli's account of what being married to Lowtax is like.

Megan doesn't really have any reason to help Ashli. Ashli was a piece of shit to Megan, parroting Lowtax's stories about how crazy and what a bad mother she was.

Ashli speaks to the police, confirming that Lowtax is violent, abusive, and threatens her with deportation for disobeying him. She confirms that she cannot work and does not have a car. Additionally, Ashli is afraid that Lowtax's substance abuse problem will mean that he will be incapable of caring for their daughter if he gets custody. In the report, the police officer seems sympathetic to Ashli and assists her in getting legal help. He is not concerned with the 2018 domestic assault indecent. Using immigration status as a tool for domestic abuse is extremely common.

The police officer determined that the case did not rise to the level of parental kidnapping because Ashli fled with good cause.

The full report is below.

1/17/20 Parental Kidnapping Police Report said:

Lowtax's statement to the police is below. He claims that he doesn't know where they are (lie) and that he is concerned for his daughter (lie).

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Ashli made an anonymous GoFundMe from the shelter, asking for $3,000 to help with day to day expenses and legal expenses for both her immigration case and her divorce. The GoFundMe was discovered by goons and spitefully reported in an effort to make sure that she stays homelesss and without legal representation. Lowtax brags about intentionally depriving his wife and toddler daughter of resources while they are in a shelter.

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The situation looks pretty damning for Lowtax. Suddenly, Null receives an 'anonymous' email with a 2018 domestic violence report on 2/15.

Sent from an unknown person via a throw-away email. This is the original domestic violence report.

TL;DR: Ashli hit Lowtax on the neck after his surgery and he went down hard, suffering a concussion. The police were called because Lowtax had warned her after the 2nd time she had hit that he would do so.

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Interestingly, the print date for this report is 1/15/20, two days before Lowtax made the parental kidnapping report. User @NGGYU had previously filed a request with the police department for this document and was denied because this case had been dropped. We had no way to access it. An eagle-eyed user @Leonard Helplessness spotted a file on Lowtax's desktop on a 2/11 stream that looks awfully like the same police report.

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Lowtax sent this report to Null to smear his wife while she was in a domestic violence shelter. Normal adults that don't abuse their wives don't do this shit.

The thread for their divorce is here.

Lowtax said she was crazy. Goons believed him.

Logan (Toad in a Hole on SA, @Mormon BPD Cokewhore):
Crazy BPD sidepiece that he shacks up with over Thanksgiving, leaving his wife alone to take care of three pit bulls and a toddler. This is after he claims that his crumbling spine makes it impossible to get out of bed. Apparently he's not so disabled that he can't fly to Utah to bang a Mormon slampig.

Moved in with Lowtax around (date?) as a 'business partner', frequently appearing in streams to trash Ashli. Logan claims that she is a high power media consultant who took on the task of re-branding SA as some kind of unpaid passion project. Her and Lowtax make no secret of their relationship. They get drunk together on streams. During this time, Lowtax is granted temporary custody of his toddler daughter, a child that he seems to have no interest in. Ashli is still in a women's shelter and keeping a low profile.

Logan gets ugly fillers and uses every opportunity she can to both flaunt her relationship with Lowtax and insult his current wife Ashli. This post is just days before the domestic violence blowup.

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On 6/22, Logan makes a Facebook post alleging domestic violence. The tagged location is a bar that is not open during the time of the alleged assault. The post is quickly taken down.

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There was a domestic violence call to Lowtax's house a few hours before she made her Facebook post.

IR Number: 20-004236
Crime: Domestic Violence Assault
Location Type: Residence/Home -
Date: 06/22/2020
Time: 7:20 PM
Public Address: 55XX NE OAKS RIDGE LN LEE'S SUMMIT, MO, 64064
Accuracy: Address

Logan comes to post on KiwiFarms as @Mormon BPD Cokewhore to exonerate Lowtax. Her post is manic and confused. It doesn't make any sense. She blames herself for getting hit.

Hey guys, it's that "Bogan Lay" young lady here, using my favorite pseudonym you gifted me (it's funny!!! You guys have a good time, clearly, even though neither of the 3 elements of my username apply in any way, I still still think it the best username I've ever been gifted. Thank you!)

Hope you are somewhat uh, "pleasant" about my presence here, but I'm no stranger to what this forum is about. There's only so many ways you can call me crazy, plastic-surgery ugly, and a useless amount of space, and you people have just about covered the brunt of that entirely from when I still read this way back when post-18 Gen Z wasn't doing slutty dances on video. My question for you is: is this a date night activity with your lover(s?) to post hateful things on these forums? If not, definitely Livestream your attempts. I'm sure it would be very sexy, with lots of hot bods. You all have hot bods, right? That's how you're so readily able to pass judgment, right? Of course!! Please do post your beach bods lads and we harlots will be certain to rate you!! Just know hermanos, that I rate for pizzazz. Do a Fortnite dance boys and I'll give you a good score! 😘

Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it. Last night, I had a severe panic attack. I received news that my dear maternal grandfather had passed away suddenly, and I was distraught. Unfortunately I was all alone upstairs, and I went downstairs and tried to rouse Rich from his peaceful doze. He's a very peaceful person, always has been. Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below. I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack. Thank God for Ativan from my psychiatrist!! I'm so grateful. And I'm grateful for Rich for patiently explaining the events that my panicked mind couldn't interpret in a state of profound grief.

i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort. J mean, for goodness' sake, he has limited mobility at best and frankly total immobility in truth to truly harm a healthy young 26-year-old girl.

Rich called the police himself to ensure everyone was taken care of. It was decided that I needed some time away from my business partner for an evening so we could come back together with clear heads and not he-said, she-said. No report was taken, it was simply a matter of a young women losing her grandfather and taking the inappropriate steps to receive support in the midst of a panic attack. Thankfully, I have medication prescribed for this sort of occurrence, and Rich was quick to help me remember to take them when I was able to return to his home (it was decided that I should stay the night at a hotel because no individual was at fault or causing any problematic disturbance, it was just determined that time apart would be most healthy and beneficial for all parties involved).

Rich acted completely honorably. I was the dingus in this situation. Rich is strong and I admire that he is letting me have a safe place to stay until I find next steps for me. Rich is a man with a great deal of honor. I've had less kind treatement from police in my life. Rich is a class act and I would trust him with any young person experiencing a panic attack or worse! Any questions, let me know.

I'm so grateful that everyone is safe. Nobody was unsafe at any point, and it's my fault for making that seem different at any point. Anyway, go ahead and call me a whore, but Rich is a class act great guy and I can't wait to pay respects to my grandfather in October when LA country reopens for wakes. PEACE!! ✌

After Logan posted on KiwiFarms, something that she said was 'forbidden', there was a second domestic violence call to Lowtax's house.

IR Number: 20-004269
Crime: Domestic Violence Assault
Location Type: Residence/Home -
Date: 06/23/2020
Time: 6:48 PM
Public Address: 55XX NE OAKS RIDGE LN LEE'S SUMMIT, MO, 64064
Accuracy: Address

Logan makes this post on Facebook on 6/23, tagging Lowtax so it shows up in his feed.
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Lowtax claims that he recorded Logan lying to the police. Missouri is a two party consent state, meaning that recording her without her consent is illegal.
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She made a second recanting post on Facebook on 6/24 using the "fell down the stairs" defense after the 2nd domestic violence police call.
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Logan later posted a video on Facebook where she is crying and recanting her story. Her acting is stiff and fake, leading to speculation that Lowtax is forcing her to recant. (6/24)

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She is now implying that Lowtax forced her to recant her stories. (6/25)
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A goon tried to warn Burt Sexual that something weird was going on with Lowtax possibly cheating on his wife in late November 2019.
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We warned Lowtax she was crazy. He did not believe us.

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Hope I'm posting this in the right place? The OP of the shoe0nhead thread needs to be updated really badly. I have a pretty good handle on her "lore" and a few other regular posters in the thread could probably contribute as well. Is it OK to write out an OP draft, and then post it in here later as the update to the thread OP?

Since she's on the front page, we've been getting a flood of posts asking very dumb/late questions about her, it's slowing down the thread but I can't blame anyone since the Dynastia OP from 2016 is just 1 video, and a couple sentences. The current OP doesn't have even the most basic info about her. I think people didn't think she would pan out as a lolcow in 2016, but she's been pretty milky, especially in the last year. There's definitely a lot to add that's new.


Can someone update the Mr. Enter thread? It's incredibly outdated and doesn't cover his COVID shenanigans.
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Updated Onision OP by me and @Pizza Munch
Onision, aka Greg, is a 35-year-old (b. November 11, 1985) self-described entertainer and YouTuber from Gig Harbor, WA. He became popular from his Banana Song in 2009.

At one point, Greg was extremely successful on YouTube, but has since struggled to stay in the spotlight by making controversial videos and broadcasting his personal life all over the internet. He now makes a fraction of what he made in his prime— and still makes a fool of himself online.

Name Changes:
Gregory James Daniel (original)
Gregory James Jackson
Gregory James Avaroe
James Jackson (Current)

Internet Career
As one of the early YouTubers, Greg mostly focused on doing comedy skits and giving raw commentary on various topics as the “most honest YouTuber.” However, his brash, sanctimonious personality, hypocrisy, and questionable content/actions has led him to receive backlash and criticism over the years.

Views and Commentary
He once identified as an obnoxious militant vegetarian who thinks meat eaters are murderers. He loudly disparages meat eaters to the point of berating his own wife over Twitter who was recommended by a doctor to eat fish for her anemia. Yet for all his preachiness, diet knowledge, and caring about animals, Greg has been reported to mistreat animals on and off camera. And failed being a vegan.
He had a tortoise named Reptar. Greg put him under a plastic bin so he could be protected while he was outside. Greg forgot about the greenhouse effect, so Reptar was baked alive.
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Apparently, Greg used to have a chicken he let starve, and confirmed in an old video he made (@0:55).
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More dog antics:
  • He let his dogs (one overweight and one w/ arthritis) struggle in the mud for a video (@6:45).
  • An interview with a witness [archive] who stayed over at the house said that the dogs were kept in terrible conditions.
  • Greg had a dog that would pee itself whenever he gets close to it (said here @ 2:11).

Greg had also identified as a big-brained atheist who hated the Bible and once tried creating his own religion (See Pre-Youtube Antics).
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On the day after YouTuber/singer Christina Grimmie’s death, he made multiple controversial tweets and later received massive backlash.
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Bonus: Greg criticizing a fan for having depression due to their abusive mother.

Interactions w/ Other YTers
Greg’s collabed with big names in his heyday (Shane Dawson, Olga Kay, Jacksfilms, etc.), but also had disputes with his fellow YouTubers— whether it’s one-off, one-sided, petty, or he feels he has something to air. Usually, it’s because they’ve criticized him, wronged him somehow, they’re more successful than him, or he wants attention (or all of the above). See Orbiters/People of Interest for more prominent examples.

Minor spats, Major YTers
Jeffree Star

False DMCA Strikes
Greg’s also been known to abuse YouTube’s copyright system against his critics by filing false claims on videos about him protected under Fair Use.
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Other Content
On the main Onision channel, Greg mostly does comedy skits. Moreover, he makes repetitive, low-quality songs and has several albums on RYM’s Worst Albums of All-Time. Since the banana song, Greg has repeatedly failed to replicate the same level of internet success, and compared to other YouTubers of his time, his content appears to not have evolved as much. At age 35 and after a decade on YouTube, he still has a bit of a thing for Death Note, being emo, the banana song, and holding onto the past with the occasional old video he reuploads to one of his many channels.

Like Greg's age gap with his wife, this is a 9-year difference:
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Greg became more of a cause for concern by also making certain videos like rating girls' bodies, with submissions coming from underage girls on his forums posting half-naked photos of themselves.
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Over the years, Greg has had multiple failed relationships, mostly with barely legal teenage girls far younger than him. Greg finds girls who are typically unhappy at home and encourages them to fly out to him, promising them a better life. He then proceeds to alienate them from friends and family and make rules, contracts, and NDAs for them to follow. By having the girls pay their stay by cleaning, having sex, and helping with Youtube, Greg makes them financially dependent on him. If things go wrong, he makes public videos and posts about them, which leads to his fans harassing them online while he profits off the clicks. Greg is most likely a sex addict with an impregnation fetish, and he expects sex multiple times a day. Below summarizes some more prominent relationships over the years and highlights the allegations about him:
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Skye Altamirano ("Tantaga"; 2005 - div.2010) was Greg’s first wife that he met in high school. Greg wouldn’t let her work because he deemed it inappropriate, so she helped him create and edit his videos (his only somewhat good ones, including “I’m a Banana”). Greg first tried to divorce Skye for Shiloh with an autistic contract he made himself until Skye got a lawyer. Greg has continuous meltdowns over having to pay her alimony even though she is a major reason why he made so much money on YouTube.

During and after his marriage to Skye, Greg had an obsession with Skye's younger sister, Alicia (“Netunesa”). Greg went out of his way to find Alicia's Suicide Girl modelling photos and jerked off to them [source]. Once, when Alicia was 15 and drunk, Greg tried to kiss her [source].
Shiloh Hoganson ("Draculoh"; 2010 - 2012) is a Canadian singer who dated Greg from 2010 to 2012. Shiloh was a fan and started talking to him when she was 17 and Greg was 26 and married. She talked to Greg on Skype for about 8 months every day for 8–10 hours a day.

Their First Meeting
Greg checked state laws to see if he could have sex with a 17 year old in PA. The two met in a hotel room and Greg slept with her in the first 5 minutes. Her mother called the cops and told them what hotel they were at. When the police arrived, they saw the camera equipment in the room and searched his computer for child pornography. Both were sent home and Greg began to alienate Shiloh from her parents.

Shiloh Moves In
Shiloh spent her 18th birthday next to the airport so she could fly out to his house in Tacoma without her mother’s consent. 1–2 weeks after she moved in, Greg locked her out of the editing room to masturbate to porn and jailbait Hentai. Greg also gave her a set of rules she had to follow [source]. Greg had sex with her 8 times a day, shaved her head during sex, called her degrading names, and gave her frequent UTIs. In June 2011, she started having seizures from the stress.

First Breakup
In July 2011, Greg broke up with her, she had a breakdown, and Greg posted it online. Greg wouldn’t let her call her mother to get her so she threatened to kill herself while he was on the phone with the police. She was taken to a mental care facility and was later released her into her mother’s care. Greg made other videos, making the entire situation public. In September 2011, Greg lured her back in, flew her to LA, and had her pick out an engagement ring.

Last Breakup
In October 2011, Greg got her pregnant. After he shoved her into a door, Shiloh had a miscarriage and was at risk of going septic. Greg refused to pay for her healthcare so she flew back to Canada. Greg released a video about the ordeal and broke up with her. In December 2011, Shiloh went septic. Her mother took her passport so she cannot return to Greg.

In January 2012, Greg wanted her back and sent her money for a new passport. Instead, Shiloh spent the money, pawned the engagement ring for an Xbox, and slept with someone else. Greg continued to post about Shiloh and his fans harassed her online. [source 1, 2, 3]
Adrienne Jourgensen (2011) started as a fan Greg met through his website in 2011 and they briefly dated for two weeks. Unlike the other girls Greg dated, Adrienne was Greg’s age and did not put up with his manipulative tactics. She wrote a letter telling her story. During their short relationship, Greg asked her to marry him and move in, tried to alienate her from her friends, tried to get her to quit drinking, and forced himself on her within a minute of meeting. Greg eventually defends his actions, saying that he couldn’t have raped Adrienne because she was a slut who slept with over 20 people.

After quitting her job to work for Greg, he broke up with her. Adrienne refused to get back together with him and he proceeded to call/message her about 60 times. In 13 voicemails [archive], Greg starts by begging for her back and ends by angrily spiraling and threatening to expose her.
Name Changes:
Taylor Elaine Anderson (original)
Taylor Elaine Avaroe
Taylor Elaine Jackson
Kai Jackson (Current)

Taylor Anderson ("Laineybot"/"CoolGuyKai"; 2012 - Present) is Greg’s current wife. She obsessively tweeted Greg as a fan in 2011 until Greg noticed and contacted her.
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The two started dating in 2012 when Taylor was 17. Greg rented a house in New Mexico to wait for Taylor to finish high school. Soon after, Greg started calling her Lainey. Taylor’s parents disapproved of the relationship, so Greg and Taylor got married when Taylor turned 18 without telling them. Months after doing so, Taylor got pregnant with their first child. Ever since then, Greg has encouraged Taylor to get girlfriends so they could be in a polyamorous relationship. Multiple grooming allegations have come out against Taylor. Of note, Taylor became the legal guardian of Sarah, but sent her romantic text messages, nude photos, and eventually had sex with her. In 2019, Taylor came out as trans and changed her name to Kai.
Billie (2015 - 2017) was Greg and Taylor’s on/off girlfriend from December 2015 to January 2017. Billie was 18, Taylor 21, and Greg 30. Billie was initially interested in only Taylor and was coerced into also dating Greg because he assumed he would get something out of it [source]. Greg would also frequently pressure their relationship to go further. It eventually became clear that Greg had some sort of obsession with Billie, so Taylor would frequently send Billie home during visits.

While Taylor was not home, Greg gave Billie a full body massage and they cuddled in Taylor’s bed. When Taylor found out, she broke up with Greg. During this period, Greg goes back and forth between blaming Billie for the situation, apologizing to Taylor, and wanting to leave Taylor for Billie, who was ultimately labeled a homewrecker online. [source]

Breakup Cycle
Eventually, Billie was brought back to the house and a cycle of breakups ensued throughout 2016/2017. Greg made Billie sign five contracts he wrote himself during the course of the relationship. The three of them would have threesomes almost daily, all controlled by Greg. One day, Greg and Billie had sex without Taylor, who found out, got upset, and blamed the entire situation on Billie. Billie was forced to sign a contract to stay longer and work things out. Greg also tried to convince her to get a tattoo for their relationship. Billie refused to Greg’s dismay, and she snuck out of the house, hiding out in the rain until she got an Uber home. Greg sent her a manipulative breakup email. [source]

Final Breakup
The final breakup ensued after Billie, her friend Ayalla, and Sarah publicly get into it over Billie smoking weed. Billie is later thrown out of the house. When she asked for Greg’s forgiveness, he said he will only forgive her if she gets an “I’m a liar” tramp stamp tattoo or she gets chained up in his basement for a week.
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Years after the breakup, Billie still gets obsessive emails from Greg and Taylor (but could just be Greg).
Sarah (2016 - 2019) was first a fan of Greg at age 12 and began talking to Taylor online when she was 14 (Taylor was 19). Sarah had a difficult home life. She eventually dropped out of high school to be Greg and Taylor’s live-in nanny and Taylor obtained legal guardianship over her [source].

On and off, Sarah lived at the house for a few years. During this time, Taylor sent Sarah flirty text messages, they exchanged nudes, and they cuddled together in bed [source]. Sarah was also given alcohol and was promised to be in a relationship with Taylor in the future [source]. During visits, Greg would make fun of her body and sex life.

Sarah Turns 18
Almost immediately after Sarah turns 18, Sarah loses her virginity to Greg. Greg and Taylor started having sex while Sarah was in bed with them and she was invited to join [source]. Sarah has also detailed having sex with them while their daughter was in the same bed, which the onions have done before. The relationship ultimately ends because Greg accused Sarah of rape and blackmailing them into having sex with her. [source]

Legal Issues
Tax Fraud
In 2017, Greg got audited by the IRS because he didn’t do his taxes right. He went to Reddit for legal advice and blamed his shortcomings on TurboTax. He ended up having to owe $150,000 in taxes due to writing off so much shit (an entire house, an ATV, his divorce from Skye, etc.) as business expenses— solely on the basis that he used them for his videos.

Wetlands Destruction
In 2018, Greg purchased the Swamp Shack, which has wetlands in the backyard of the property. Even though it is in the deed of the house that the wetlands are government owned and must be upkept, Greg decided to clear the area and bulldoze trees right into it so he can build a dock. Not only did he film a video of him doing this on his Patreon, his neighbors also submitted a video of him bulldozing the wetlands. A Google Map view and pictures from his own videos show the damage he’s made.
The county filed charges against him for doing this and Greg claimed that they trespassed on his property. He submitted an autistic appeal, but eventually Greg was given a wetland mitigation plan that fixes the damages he’s done on his own dime. The plan includes building a fence with a sign and replanting the wildlife he destroyed.

Grooming Allegations
In 2019, Sarah and many others went public with their stories about Greg and Taylor. The Internet rallied around them with support as Greg lost most of his fanbase. This got the attention of Chris Hansen of "To Catch a Predator" fame. Hansen had since conducted interviews with many of Greg and Taylor's victims. He had supposedly gotten the FBI involved and evidence had been turned over to them.
Greg pretended to be unbothered by this, but had sperged out to those who work on the show via email multiple times [response].

A kind kiwi archived all of the interviews thus far.

Civil Lawsuits
In 2020, Greg attempted to take matters into his own hands and filed lawsuits against recurring onion critic Repzion and Chris Hansen. It then turned out that he served papers to the wrong Chris Hansen. Greg later dropped both lawsuits while showing up to court wearing a bulletproof vest backwards.
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Other Business Ventures
To get extra money, Greg created a Patreon around April 2017 where his fans got access to disturbing, sexual videos he made. Although he clearly attracted young viewers, his Patreon wasn't 18+ until October 2018. At one point he had over 1,000 Patrons and made over $4,300 a month, but as Patrons began leaving, his desperation to get them back increased.

In November 2019, his Patreon was removed for doxing Billie's phone number. His desperation for the money he made monthly on Patreon made him post a series of increasingly irritating temper tantrums on his YouTube and create a new subscription.

Greg has written several books that are all equally disturbing and poorly written. The books have received harsh criticism and reviews for his horrible grammar and storytelling abilities. As usual, he does not take criticism well, as he has made videos about the reviews and has sperged on his twitter. His fans have offered to edit his books, but he rages at them in response.

Stones to Abbigale [2015]
This is Why I Hate You [2015]
Reaper's Creek [2018] Read it here.
Untitled Book [2019, Unfinished] Read it here.

Greg created a Twitch channel early 2016. He was banned in January 2020 due to the grooming allegations, only to be unbanned days later and still a Twitch partner. He began streaming more often starting around September, playing games mediocrely with his few remaining fans that he doesn’t always treat well. He was unpartnered near the end of October, so now he only uses Twitch to stream his old videos.

Greg also decided to turn to OnlyFans around March 2020. He initially posted poorly created CGI porn before eventually posting content of himself. Greg tried and failed to get leaks taken down from here.

Pre-YouTube Antics
Attempted Cult Leader
Greg once attempted to start a religion called Sicesca when he was younger. [archive]
Essentially, it revolved around beliefs that humans and energy came from the earth, some shit about bodies being shells, different kinds of souls, etc. Also, aliens are real and watching us. More info here.

Joining the Air Force
While he was starting to make videos, Greg had joined the Air Force when he was 19. He was in SERE training, but said he dropped out because he refused to kill a rabbit. He claimed to have gotten an honorable discharge, but he actually got a general discharge after he stripped naked in his CO’s office and had a few meltdowns. Greg describes his version of his military story here.

Orbiters/People of Interest
Greg and Taylor have two children together and do not put them in videos (probably the smartest thing they have ever done). It’s been said that Greg does not take care of the kids (Taylor does) and he completely ignores his daughter. Greg also yells at his son for beating him in video games and horny-posts even while his daughter was in the hospital for falling out a window.
  • Troy Alexander Avaroe/Troy Jackson (b. 2013)
  • Cloey Abbigale Avaroe/Cloey Jackson (b. 2016)
Greg’s father and sisters seem like completely normal people, but Greg’s mother, Tami Jackson, is a cow in her own right. This sums her up pretty well.

Vincent Cyr: YouTuber/Twitch streamer. Former collaborator and ex-best friend of Greg who lived with him while Greg was still married to Skye. Ended friendship after Greg got pissy over Cyr’s voting choices during the 2016 election.

Eugenia Cooney: A YouTuber with anorexia. Greg has made 73 videos to date about her eating disorder and frequently tweets about her despite her asking him to stop and Greg saying multiple times he would.

Shane Dawson: A YouTuber who has been posting content as long as Greg, but became more successful than him. Greg constantly tweets about him, flipping back and forth between idolizing him and making videos about him calling him a fat pedophile. Shane mostly ignores him.

Jaclyn Glenn: YouTuber, former collaborator of Greg, and ex-gf of YTer Social Repose. Has made videos calling out Greg.

Blaire White: A transgender YouTuber. Has made videos calling out Greg and Taylor's predatory behavior, debated Greg twice. Triggered Greg by retweeting fan art of them:
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Repzion: Commentary YouTuber. Longtime Onion critic who’s made a plethora of Onision videos since the Shiloh era. Greg tried to take him to court for harassment and cyberstalking.

Chris Hansen: Journalist, former host of “To Catch a Predator.” Initially lauded for bringing about Greg’s downfall, now seen as a scammer after selling the Onion story to Investigation Discovery to make a TV documentary w/o the victims’ consent, fumbling with the investigation, and being an all-around boomer on YouTube.

Royal Black: Former rabid fan who got her own thread after coming to the farms to defend Greg.

JoySparkleBS: Obsessive Onion critic.

Social Media and Websites
Main YouTube Channels
Onision Speaks

Social Media
Instagram: @OnisionPrime
Twitter: @Onision, @OnisionPrime
Twitch: @onision

Current Websites
Onision.co [archive]
Old archive from Dec 2017 [credit]

Sources and Forums
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Life of Onion
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Avatar of the Kali Yuga.

Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes​

Updated Op, started originally by (@AnOminous)
Let's start this off with some unbelievable facts.
✔ brought a hamster to orgasm
✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community
✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner
✔ carried a dead rat around with him
✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost
✔ played with animal carcasses
✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"
✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D
✔ low intelligence
✔ aspiring BBC script writer
✔ aspiring BBC cuckold
✔ obese
✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)
✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)
✔ owns an inflatable dalek
✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger
✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss
✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women
✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces
✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets
✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive
✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy
✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club
✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate
✔ licked his own nipple on cam
✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia
✔ his own sister is terrified of him
✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling
✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person
✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him
✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot
✔ founded Project MIRTH
✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers"
✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house
✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room
✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair
✔ got angry when she only gave him £30
✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)
✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities
✔ blacklisted by the labour party
✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict
✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win
✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results
✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play
✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it
✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers
✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out
✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)
✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat
✔ not even white
✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution
✔ rejected by the straight community
✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars

Project MIRTH: Making Internet Racists Think Healthily
JIDF: Jahans Internet Defense Force
The JQ: The Jahans Question
JEU: Jahans Extended Universe
bickers: the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers"
GNP: Green Nothing Productions
Supremely arousing: how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism
Absolute nectar: a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria
Nazis: a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything
Submissive Blond Girls: see "supremely arousing"
Jeremy Corbyn: hope
The Female Doctor: also hope

First and foremost Alexander Jahans considers himself a political and games commenter in the same vein as Jim Sterling one of his idols next to Laura K Buzz, but were not at that point of the tale, yet.
This is his worldview.

Alexander Jahans is (a gamer) over 1k hours in skyrim, he's (a prolific writer) even controversial demonized by feminists & fascists alike.​
  1. AOTM: Down the Rabbithole
  2. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/adventurers-of-nothingness-part-1-down.html
  3. http://archive.md/493kV

  4. AOTM: Origin of the Sylphs
  5. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/adventurers-of-multiverse-part-2-origin.html
  6. http://archive.md/zHXJo

  7. Laura Queen of Earth
  8. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/laura-queen-of-earth.html
  9. http://archive.md/dTFhp

  10. Pretty and the Brain
  11. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/pretty-and-brain-distraction-fic-nsfw.html
  12. http://archive.md/XghVo

  13. The Fall of The Patriarchy
  14. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/the-fall-of-patriarchy.html
  15. http://archive.md/99Abt

  16. The Struggle
  17. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/the-struggle-nsfw.html
  18. http://archive.md/5ntZZ

  19. The Toy Maker
  20. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/the-toy-maker-nsfw.html
  21. http://archive.md/yKzoa

  22. Choice World
  23. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/choice-world-nsfw.html
  24. http://archive.md/4L1Rh

  25. The Taming of Me
  26. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/the-taming-of-me-nsfw.html
  27. http://archive.md/REDAf

  28. Trouble in Choice World
  29. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/trouble-in-choice-world-nsfw.html
  30. http://archive.md/UtTxY

  31. The Dream
  32. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/the-dream.html
  33. http://archive.md/ANN8q

  34. The Contravoxai Survivor
  35. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/the-contravoxai-survivor-nsfw.html
  36. http://archive.md/wuYme

  37. Green Eyed Nothing
  38. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/green-eyed-nothing-series-1-episode-0.html
  39. http://archive.md/8L45t

  40. The Ludricrous Logic Lady
  41. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/the-ludicrous-logic-lady-nsfw.html
  42. http://archive.md/oZ2tl

  43. The Many Claras
  44. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/the-many-claras-nsfw.html
  45. http://archive.md/79c1w

  46. The Valkyrie
  47. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/the-valkyrie-distraction-fic-nsfw.html
  48. http://archive.md/XGPru

  49. The Game
  50. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/the-game-distraction-fic-nsfw.html
  51. http://archive.md/Ztqow

  52. Fuzzy Logic
  53. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/fuzzy-logic-distraction-novelette-nsfw.html
  54. http://archive.md/Hw4lH

  55. Seventy Seven Shades of Red Parts 1-4
  56. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/seventy-seven-shades-of-red-part-1-nsfw.html
  57. http://archive.md/l7fzq
  58. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/seventy-seven-shades-of-red-part-two.html
  59. http://archive.md/vctBj
  60. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/seventy-seven-shades-of-red-part-3.html
  61. http://archive.md/tQ5wg
  62. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/seventy-seven-shades-of-red-part-4.html
  63. http://archive.md/xI0uG

  64. The Return
  65. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/07/the-return-nothingness-fic.html
  66. http://archive.md/vkXoW

  67. The New Cold War
  68. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/08/the-new-cold-war-arc-2-fiction.html
  69. http://archive.md/B4xqf

  70. Weresylph Dawning
  71. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8rKKL34mJpCWnJOYnhaeWlXbDQ/view
  72. https://ia601501.us.archive.org/8/i...raft/Weresylph Dawning Part 1 rough draft.pdf

  73. The Shrinkening
  74. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/the-shrinkening-nsfw.html
  75. http://archive.md/oTg3Y

  76. The Final Solution
  77. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/02/the-final-solution.html
  78. http://archive.md/MpQ7T


  80. You're a Writer, Write Something
  81. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/youre-writer-write-something.html
  82. http://archive.md/sigL9

  83. New Year, New Me
  84. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/new-year-new-me.html
  85. http://archive.md/Os7BY

  86. Wake Up and Smell the Duty
  87. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/wake-up-and-smell-duty.html
  88. http://archive.md/gIA71

  89. The White Man's Rule Must End
  90. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/01/the-white-mans-rule-must-end.html
  91. http://archive.md/LqKNd

  92. Back to The Abyss
  93. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/07/back-to-abyss-autoexposiprose-by.html
  94. http://archive.md/L1xz2

  95. So What Next
  96. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/08/so-what-next.html
  97. http://archive.md/zlmaZ

  98. Pick Your Poison
  99. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/pick-your-poison.html
  100. http://archive.md/i5YRS

  101. In The Shit
  102. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/10/in-shit-autoexposiprose.html
  103. http://archive.md/2Y5mo

  104. The Wormhole
  105. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2016/10/the-wormhole-autoexposiprose.html
  106. http://archive.md/euNi0

  107. The Exorcism
  108. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/the-exorcism.html
  109. http://archive.md/IusGV

  110. Apparently the Farsh-nuke did it...
  111. http://www.protagonize.com/story/apparently-the-farshnuke-did-it
  112. http://archive.md/ODIqy (Part 1)
  113. http://archive.md/YsSoM (Part 2)

  114. VANILLA

  115. The Vacancy
  116. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/distraction-fics-vacancy.html
  117. http://archive.md/D9znq

  118. The Accessory
  119. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/the-accessory.html
  120. http://archive.md/0C9hB

  121. The Gift
  122. http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/02/the-gift-nsfw-distraction-fic.html
  123. http://archive.md/59vds
Some classic jahanic kino
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157 videos
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As Jahans rose to infamy he drew looks from onlookers curious as to weather or not he was serious, or if he was serious to what degree.​
In a 2016 (4chan thread) his bloodline is brought into (Question).
if you've ever looked at Jahans you quickly wonder whats wrong with his tits, well he has kallmans syndrome, this is notable for many reasons 1 it impacts his writing his worldview as well as his sexuality as noted in an early 4chan thread made prior to jahans rise to infamy. this of course mad jahans a prime candidate for trolls.
Links related:
Some early trolling plans from 8chan /pol/ /cow/ and 4chan /pol/
(archive of operation Kevins revenge)
4chan /pol/ & /cow/ work together yet halfchan jannies started to crack down.

I call this screecap the duality of man.
And they did send him oodles of pizza in revenge for Kevin, or at least thats the cover they used.
Rip Kevin (https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1153372/l) archived by (@Esoteric Jahanist)

His interest in literature might be genetic (since keith is a writer himself).
(Here's an interview with Keith big balls Jahans with pollyver and Godwinson the latter pretended to be a girl for this interview.

Without a doubt these events contributed to Alexander getting an (Ed thread) where esoteric (Jahanism),
a precursor to esoteric PPPism helmed by black Adam / (Godwinson). He made this (Documentary) and (Interviewed) Jahans.

Alexander Gordon Jahans

is a left wing, autistic person who is against the alt-right and hates racism the official leader of /pol/ and the alt-right.
He is the mastermind behind Green Nothing Productions and online fan-fiction, which is nothing like an autistic version of Dr Who. He rose to prominence when a video entitled "Why Donald Trump is So Terrifying" was posted on 4chan's /pol/ board. Since then, polacks and Brit/pol/ have had an odd fascination with him.
Jahans Generals are posted daily on /pol/ following the release of a new video. The goals of the Jahanposters remain a mystery to people with no sense of humor. Some merely wish to observe the confluence of impotent British shame and incorrigible fandom in its natural environment, while others seek to enrage the beast in hopes of evoking anything from lulz to personal harm against Alex. Others still desire to redpill the big lug, so that he may find peace in an ideology that does not see his sense of hierarchy as misplaced or anachronistic.
So far there has been limited success with goading Jahans into meeting his destiny, with him claiming loudly that "he will never ever become alt-right" but this is a common reaction of cultural leftists coming to terms with the fact that they are unwanted even in the context of egalitarian virtue-signalling from the left.

Esoteric Jahanism and the Alt-Right​

Jahan's first came into contact with the far-right through Brit/pol/. He first become famous for a video entitled "Why UKIP is racist"; further antics involved Gordon demanding that UKIP voters 'have a good wank' on him after flashing his 'grotesque body horror tits'. Jahan's would later provoke the alt-right further in a video entitled 'Why Donald Trump is so terrifying'. Jahan's proved incapable of handling the savage banter dolled out by his new found followers and began moderating his comments, regardless, the alt-right continued to hound him, one of the most notable cases involved generous alt-right activists delivering free pizza to Jahan's home as an offer of peace. Jahan's would later comment 'I kind of just want pain on the alt-right now. Just pain. horrible horrible pain' in regards to the incident. His flappy mantits grew three sizes that day.
Wikipedia Encyclopedia
Esoteric Jahanism refers to the teachings of Jahans that cannot be learned by simply listening to everything he says as-is at face value. Those who follow the practice call themselves Esoteric Jahanists, who are almost exclusively politically far-right. As the name implies, following the true nature of Jahan's teachings can be difficult, especially to those who have not been exposed to Jahans in the past. Members of the Esoteric Jahanism community eagerly await each new video release by the Farsh-Nuke and follow his every social media update (of which there are many). Jahans himself is aware of the community, and seems to have mixed feelings about it; on one hand, he is flattered, but on the other, he seems to believe this is just another way for people to bully him, likely feeding further into his constant victim-mentality. The highest tenants of Esoteric Jahanism are nearly impossible to grasp, and require intense meditation and dedication.

Perhaps Alex's most infamous attempt to date to engage with his audience was through a DisGord server originally created by an ardent Jahanist. Alexander was initially open to the idea and preached to the congregation, fielding questions about his life, literature and religion. Sadly, the DisGord server was short lived as Alex's paranoia caused him to expel heretics such as admins, memesters and various other alt-right bastards, detailed in this video.

Personal life​

Jahans lives on benefits according to his means in a small, shitty flat with his mother. He used to live with both of his parents before he was royally BTFO'd by his dad for being a human sack of shit, after which his dad promptly abandoned ship. Briefly touched upon in this video, Jahans explains that his dad had threatened to off himself if he didn't quit acting like such a bitch. Of course to no ones surprise, Jahans doesn't think that maybe he should look to himself to see why he's driving his parent to such madness but instead twists the situation into one in which it's his father attempt to get him to be normal. His justification for all this being a quote from Dr Who, because what else could it be.
Alexander's father (author of Cogrill's Mill and accomplished actor, Big Balls Keith Jahans) once asked him to do the dishes. Jahans flipped his shit. After retreating to his room he set the timer for 15 minutes and went downstairs - where he saw Keith sitting in his armchair watching Emmerdale (Keith's fave show). Alexander started shouting at Keith - so he got up and walked away. LIKEABOSS. Yesterday, Alexander decided he couldn't take anymore of these outbursts from his father. It wasn't worth it. When Keith came back to the house to settle down for a night of Netflix and Chill with his based daughter, Alexander set the timer. 15 MINUTES TO GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. The 15 minutes were up, Alexander marched down stairs and HUGGED HIS FATHER to a bloody pulp. Keith wasn't having none of it and brought in Lady Law who told Alexander that he was a NEET who needed to respect his elderly father's wishes for him to wash the dishes
Alexander is a man of strong morality and unbending principals. Don't ask him to fire a gun, or turn his back on his fellow man, or lift some furniture from one room to the other - not unless you want to be JAHAN'D. Once, Alexander's mad bitch ma Helen Jahans (whose profile picture people keep wiping their noses on) asked him to move a small table and chairs a total of 5 METERS. Alexander was obviously affronted by this - he is an important man, with a busy non-stop schedule. How dare a bitch like his own mother presume otherwise? After much protest, Alexander agreed to move the furniture under an agreed upon price of FIFTY FUCKING QUID. Dragging his pendulous titties downstairs, he proceeded to move this furniture and experienced so much pain, so much suffering. The only thing keeping Alexander going was the thought of the FIFTY FUCKING QUID he'd spend on a new mouse and keyboard (that he fail at Dark Souls with). The cunning fox that Helen is, however, managed to checkmate Alexander. She only gave him THIRTY FUCKING QUID, the mad biatch. Alexander was rightly furious and demanded that he be given the full FIFTY FUCKING QUID for all his pain, all his suffering. Helen became scared as he stared at Alexander's orgre-like rage. She proceeded to write an email that was over 9000 words long that essentially kicked her son out of the house FOUR DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. WUT?? Alexander ignored the email, and carried on playing Skyrim and listening to his podcasts.
Jahans once had a boyfriend but that ended as apparently kids don't want to date a fat, miserable, bisexual and autistic man-baby. Nobody is really sure how Jahans has managed to survive on his diet of crisps and orange juice but he could probably be able to live off of the fat stored in his body for a year if he were to ever stop eating. He also has a qt sister who is proper wife material. One popular feel is "never getting to fuck Jahans' sister and then ask how he is afterwards". His sister is widely speculated to have stolen all the good genes available, leaving him with what you see before you.
<Some kino from the boyfriend saga prior to the work saga
<lel @ /cow/boys memeing Jahans as straight

In his interview regarding Jahans Adam neglected to mention he wrote the sequel to Laura queen of earth which sent Jahans into a rage, nor did he mention the fact that he had a sock account engaging Jahans on his Facebook.(link to an audiobook by godwinson & nat sock.
Lord Adam Edge even appeared at this time to do his documentary.
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2 (http://archive.md/wpMkV) >>228717
3 (http://archive.md/gao1O) >>241661
4 (http://archive.md/AhHjl) >>246909
5 (http://archive.md/JsYNs) >>251169
From thread 5

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8 (http://archive.md/NwW0h) >>257816
9 (http://archive.md/gBhyn) >>261757
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12 (http://archive.md/MfpAH) >>286948
13 (https://archive.md/oiNbR)>>291971
14 (http://archive.md/9Vzhm) >>302988
15 (http://archive.md/gbxlw) >>228717

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this thread op is outdated and the op is kill.
His ED: (https://archive.fo/V2KWa)
His feud with Mark Ortiz (https://archive.fo/V2KWa)
should i go into the deep brit lore?
alleged creation of forever alone meme
uwu sadboi mentality
attempt to copyright claim it like cwc
his raids on /cow/
fights with /baph/
appearance on the farms
stream me
Dominic Vanner or britbong is a clsssic lolcow and as every cow each varying in quality he uses a trip-code likely since in his addled mind he fancies himself important enough due to him being the rightful creator of the Forever alone meme a proto wizard incel meme since apparently his existence wasn't pitiful enough as it was he had to claim ownership of a meme, and even in his unoriginal attempt he copied chris-chan a fellow lolcow and Failed normie wizard.​
Dominic can't help but enagage in cross platform autism transference, in this vein britbong has Been banned from stream.me as well as many other stream sites and bounced around the Internet similar to a whore, or more accurately he prostituted himself to unwanting and unwilling onlookers quite literally if some tales are to be believed. smolpeen.jpg​
He's lost his temper and self "BTFO's without fail on every platform from Twitter to steam to YouTube to 4chan.org & 8chan since he's a true channer even here at the very merry kiwi farms = Foxdicks farms.​
And one of the most telling bits of britbong is how he promotes the NEET life yet doesn't use this time to have fun but instead engages in autistic crusades.​
at the same time his infamy spread akin to the cancer many proclaim him to be.


vannerpedia: made by (@JaredFogle)
(https://vannerpedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page) / (archive).
you can even read his exploits on 4chan.
(https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/185566.html) / (https://archive.ph/mFHX6)
a female centric imageboards centered on lolcows. and the usual cast of posters from britbong internet defense force to (@Kopy)

this same format was used for (@Kopy) just take a look @ britbongs Personal board linked and capped below.

"This is a multifaceted operation.".

he even made a board on 8chan called /gremlin/ to do his personal bidding, of course this didn't sit well with most.


Did some googling on MT and found some interesting pastebins.

First one is MT talking to Boyd about how he's making an ED article on Upraksi (his ex-girlfriend before he hooked up with Kopy's sloppy seconds)
http://pastebin.com/nnXJpjdg (archive: https://archive.fo/dIZ11)

Second one is MT talking about Twitch drama with someone and complaining about having his cocks flagged
http://pastebin.com/0nqrjjqr (archive: https://archive.fo/32jRq)

The third and final one could very well aid in getting MT kicked off of stream.me for good. It has a great deal of evidence of MT violating stream.me's TOS and using his stream to harass other streamers.
http://pastebin.com/nnXJpjdg (archive: https://archive.fo/8cXUc)

I figured I'd lend a hand in helping any internet sleuths lurking this thread uncover more to the MT Trannygate mystery.

Here's some stuff to search through on the Fireden archive

Here's some more helpful links for you internet sleuths who want to find out more about MT's past tranny shenanigans.

Google either of the following too
>InuitInua manlytears site:http://4archive.org
>InuitInua manlytears site:https://yuki.la

Found an interesting story from manly's past involving a girl He apparently talked to her in youtube pm and then claimed to have had sex with her.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/326218106/#326231192 - More on the drama with Inuitlnua (pic related)
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/326201735/#326207814 - Weak attempt at false flagging Danielfromsl
sauce: https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/manlet%20tears/page/9/

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/325681482 - Manly shilling himself on /v/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/321554794 - More on the tranny drama (Inuitlnua)
First here are some archived 4chan threads that came up (Turns out it might be a good idea to search the archives outside of just /v/)

MT's bogus copyright on Forever Alone (pic related is the real copyright and the bogus one side by side)

Here we have a thread where MT's copyright is discussed (It's just one post so CTRL+F search for Dominic Vanner)

Next up is MT getting busted for steam scamming (further proof that he's a scammer)

Finally, here's an old myspace account of his that seems to be empty now


Found another juicy report on MT's steam scamming.

Pics related are MT engaged in scamming (along with this chatlog)
http://pastie.org/private/we6t1hb83xsurrknpecla (archives: http://pastebin.com/qHbd5Hxx & https://archive.fo/ax7Lx)


>Next up is MT getting busted for steam scamming (further proof that he's a scammer)
Here's the post in question that mentions MT.

>The most prominent name to pop up was Dominic Vanner claiming ownership though whether it's true or not doesn't seemed settled yet he tried to act upon it against Team Meat. Other names that popped up when searching for the creator was Brandon Newton who has an older claim (http://www.gameranx.com/img/12-May/are20you20serious-2.jpeg) than Dominic Vanner and FunnyJunk user Azuul who has not made any claim and is merely attributed it on some websites, for some reason (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/465634/April/) though since I have no idea what Azuul's real name is.
8chan /cow/ ironically (@Kopy) hosted a version of this board a bona fide oldfag, or just a fag.
1 - >>213805 (Archive: https://archive.fo/A4Out)
2 - >>231173 (Archive: https://archive.fo/5VrXi)
3 - >>233775 (Archive: https://archive.fo/a8K0L)
4 - >>234902 (Archive: https://archive.fo/irn5C)
5 - >>236200 (Archive: https://archive.fo/rCy0i)
6 - >>237389 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Rb5gG)
7 - >>239759 (Archive: https://archive.fo/7XpQk)
8 - >>241382 (Archive: https://archive.fo/2o1wJ)
9 - >>242161 (Archive: https://archive.fo/aEm0F)
10 - >>243566 (Archive: https://archive.fo/eVJnY)
11 - >>245631 (Archive: https://archive.fo/oksc8)
12 - >>248688 (Archive: https://archive.fo/okZJl)
13 - >>252535 (Archive: https://archive.fo/ZcSo1)
14 - >>254018 (Archive: https://archive.fo/ne9TC)
15 - >>256475 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Gu6Ui)
16 - >>258702 (Archive: https://archive.fo/6Jnzi)
17 - >>260169 (Archive: https://archive.fo/2QruJ)
18 - >>262241 (Archive: https://archive.fo/S9XAC)
19 - >>263966 (Archive: https://archive.fo/8fEd3)
20 - >>266605 (Archive: https://archive.fo/RRG1s)
21 - >>269586 (Archive: https://archive.fo/AzpIh)
22 - >>274184 (Archive: https://archive.fo/kcS6U)
23 - >>276929 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Gkj3y)
24 - >>279507 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vXXN4)
25 - >>281126 (Archive: https://archive.fo/hv8hP)
26 - >>282656 (Archive: https://archive.fo/rKd30)
27 - >>283753 (Archive: https://archive.fo/oq1KQ)
28 - >>285932 (Archive: https://archive.fo/7BEfg)
29 - >>289732 (Archive: https://archive.fo/btzdG


besides his autism being documented by ED, lolcowfarm and /cow/, /baph/ was brought in by /cow/.

kiwi farms & britbong.
Which brings us to Britbong registering an account here on the farms.
His first epic post where he "adds context" and clears up misconceptions and even tries to frame himself as a victim, a common lolcow phrase and tactic his feud with (@Kopy) some of the more paranoid on /cow/ assumed null & (@Kopy) were frenly, and of course he brings up his grudge with (@Kopy) yet phrases it as if he btfod and cucked (@Kopy) when it's said (@Dominic Vanner) had (@Kopy) 's sloppy seconds.

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this thread op is outdated and the op is kill.
His ED: (https://archive.fo/V2KWa)
His feud with Mark Ortiz (https://archive.fo/V2KWa)
should i go into the deep brit lore?
alleged creation of forever alone meme
uwu sadboi mentality
attempt to copyright claim it like cwc
his raids on /cow/
fights with /baph/
appearance on the farms
stream me
Dominic Vanner or britbong is a clsssic lolcow and as every cow each varying in quality he uses a trip-code likely since in his addled mind he fancies himself important enough due to him being the rightful creator of the Forever alone meme a proto wizard incel meme since apparently his existence wasn't pitiful enough as it was he had to claim ownership of a meme, and even in his unoriginal attempt he copied chris-chan a fellow lolcow and Failed normie wizard.​
Dominic can't help but enagage in cross platform autism transference, in this vein britbong has Been banned from stream.me as well as many other stream sites and bounced around the Internet similar to a whore, or more accurately he prostituted himself to unwanting and unwilling onlookers quite literally if some tales are to be believed. smolpeen.jpg​
He's lost his temper and self "BTFO's without fail on every platform from Twitter to steam to YouTube to 4chan.org & 8chan since he's a true channer even here at the very merry kiwi farms = Foxdicks farms.​
And one of the most telling bits of britbong is how he promotes the NEET life yet doesn't use this time to have fun but instead engages in autistic crusades.​
at the same time his infamy spread akin to the cancer many proclaim him to be.
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vannerpedia: made by (@JaredFogle)
(https://vannerpedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page) / (archive).
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you can even read his exploits on 4chan.
(https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/185566.html) / (https://archive.ph/mFHX6)
a female centric imageboards centered on lolcows. and the usual cast of posters from britbong internet defense force to (@Kopy)
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this same format was used for (@Kopy) just take a look @ britbongs Personal board linked and capped below.
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"This is a multifaceted operation.".
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he even made a board on 8chan called /gremlin/ to do his personal bidding, of course this didn't sit well with most.
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8chan /cow/
ironically (@Kopy) hosted a version of this board a bona fide oldfag, or just a fag.

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besides his autism being documented by ED, lolcowfarm and /cow/, /baph/ was brought in by /cow/.
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kiwi farms & britbong.
Which brings us to Britbong registering an account here on the farms.
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His first epic post where he "adds context" and clears up misconceptions and even tries to frame himself as a victim, a common lolcow phrase and tactic his feud with (@Kopy) some of the more paranoid on /cow/ assumed null & (@Kopy) were frenly, and of course he brings up his grudge with (@Kopy) yet phrases it as if he btfod and cucked (@Kopy) when it's said (@Dominic Vanner) had (@Kopy) 's sloppy seconds.
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+1 for this but Null doesn't even care about that thread maybe someone could slap some sense into the pussy. :)

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