Updating the CWCki -

Who or what will cause the next saga?

  • Andrea Libman

    Votes: 8 1.7%
  • Tara Strong

    Votes: 29 6.3%
  • Barb dying

    Votes: 421 91.9%

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AnalGlass

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Hey I'm looking to see if there is a list on how many consoles Chris has owned / owns right now. I know I saw somewhere that he owns like 3 Nintendo DSs and more.
 

Jasonfan89

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Atricle on hedgehog defense mode? Here's a rough draft:

Hedgehog defense mode is a cwcism for Chris's latest attempt at self defense, even though he wasn't in any way being threatened. He first used it at the too many games convention after security warned him about touching and kissing the other patrons at the convention. Although not as bad as spraying mace at a store employee rightfully making him leave the store, it is still infantile and even reflects Chris's ever declining grip on reality. When Chris assumed the position he legitimately believed he was in his CPU/hedgehog form and had quills shooting out of his back, and they serve as a jerkop detterant. When in reality the more likely reason nobody got too close to him was because he's a fat, sweaty, smelly, balding nearly forty manchild and security didn't have the authority to get physical with him, and unlike the salad days of Target and the Charlottesville fashion square, they were being recorded.
 
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Mr. 0

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Atricle on hedgehog defense mode? Here's a rough draft:

Hedgehog defense mode is a cwcism for Chris's latest attempt at self defense, even though he wasn't in any way being threatened. He first used it at the too many games convention after security warned him about touching and kissing the other patrons at the convention. Although not as bad as spraying mace at a store employee rightfully making him leave the store, it is still infantile and even reflects Chris's ever declining grip on reality. When Chris assumed the position he legitimately believed he was in his CPU/hedgehog form and had quills shooting out of his back, and they serve as a jerkop detterant. When in reality the more likely reason nobody got too close to him was because he's a fat, sweaty, smelly, balding nearly forty manchild and security didn't have the authority to get physical with him, and unlike the salad days of Target and the Charlottesville fashion square, they were being recorded.
Maybe as a sub-section under Chris and reality? There doesn't seem to be enough for it's own article (unless he started doing it in public regularly)
 

duff101

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Atricle on hedgehog defense mode? Here's a rough draft:

Hedgehog defense mode is a cwcism for Chris's latest attempt at self defense, even though he wasn't in any way being threatened. He first used it at the too many games convention after security warned him about touching and kissing the other patrons at the convention. Although not as bad as spraying mace at a store employee rightfully making him leave the store, it is still infantile and even reflects Chris's ever declining grip on reality. When Chris assumed the position he legitimately believed he was in his CPU/hedgehog form and had quills shooting out of his back, and they serve as a jerkop detterant. When in reality the more likely reason nobody got too close to him was because he's a fat, sweaty, smelly, balding nearly forty manchild and security didn't have the authority to get physical with him, and unlike the salad days of Target and the Charlottesville fashion square, they were being recorded.
That’s not relevant enough to warrant its own article and would be better in the CWC-isms.
 
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Jasonfan89

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Maybe as a sub-section under Chris and reality? There doesn't seem to be enough for it's own article (unless he started doing it in public regularly)
That’s not relevant enough to warrant its own article and would be better in the CWC-isms.
Fair enough It would be better off as a sub section to either of those at the time I guess it needed some recognition beyond the too many games article, plus like I said it was a rough draft I didn't have time to fully plot out something longer
 
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AllMightyCow

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A rando went to spazkid's curiouscat page and asked him about a headline on the S:TAS CWCki article

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If someone who was around for the original article can confirm Spaz and his old friend group themselves didn't plug their latest works into the article, then the headline should be removed
 

Jasonfan89

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Any thing to add to the bronycon segment some Lola can be milked from the video of him having to listen to all star at the arcade.
 

ToroidalBoat

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cwcki just keeps loading and loading on my home system yet it loads fine on another

what gives?
 
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