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Xarpho

You crack me up, clown.
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Do you like driving? Do you like having a yard? Do you like having a big supermarket where you can find just about everything without making stops at half a dozen stores?

If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, you are part of the problem to the Urban Left. Sure, there's a whole range of urban fetishism, most categorized by affluent bugmen who fantasize about having a loft apartment with brick walls and access to a bar with old arcade games, without acknowledging the ugliness of urban America and the politics that enable said ugliness.

However, it's not just some autists who think riding a light rail is a better experience than driving, it's worse. Much worse.

The most radical of them comes down to some unironic "force us to ride trains and live in commieblocks" philosophy, mentioned in this article, but the people that want this are out there. In Los Angeles, the chief of the transit authority openly said that "It's too easy to drive in this city,” and "part of that has to do with actually making driving harder." (mentioned in this link).

Even when it's not openly "give up your cars, citizen", the more "mainstream" blogs like Citylab or Streetsblog are big echo chambers for this nonsense (to a lesser extent, the 4chan /n/ board), often using faulty data and ridiculous hyperbole to push narratives, and anything not aligning to their perfect little vision is lambasted. In [URL]https://archive.fo/ZseD8]this case[/url] (recycled from an old post I made a matter), it's complaining about how a sidewalk is too close to the road.

Naturally, the spectrum is pretty wide but there's a distinct pattern of people who think that surface parking is literally some crime against humanity, and it plagues many forums across the Internet.

This is my first real thread of the sort, so I apologize if it's a little underdone
 
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Hux

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You mean basically this?

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Xarpho

You crack me up, clown.
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I came into this thread thinking it would bring up Moviebob-type cows that hate those midwestern wasteland ghouls, and all I got out of this thread was:

"Did Hitler Have The Right Idea, But The Wrong Means?"

That's pretty much what the structure of OP reminds me of

Sorry. It really was supposed to be the former but it came out of a mish-mash of different ideas.
 

sasazuka

Standing in the school hallway.
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Note to OP: please format links like this.
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In this case, {url=https://archive.fo/ZseD8}the link{/url} becomes the link when you switch { } to [ ].

Or you can use the link option in the top bar (or press CTRL-K for PC/Command-K for Mac/I dunno what ya do on other devices because I never use them to post here as I'm a luddite who needs a keyboard and a mouse to use the Internet).

Another thing you can do on this board is just paste the link as is without any formatting and the board will put it in a light blue box.


Anyway, in regards to the subject, if I could live anywhere I wanted in a given country/province/state and money/local job availability wasn't too much of an issue, I'd probably live on the edge of a medium-sized city (like, in Ontario, Cornwall on the low population side of medium to Thunder Bay on the high population side of medium) or a smaller town that's still the main population centre for a large area (i.e. Kenora) so there's still be some things I'd miss from truly living out in the sticks like a cinema.

The older I get, the less I want to be anywhere near a big city but I know I'd have trouble adapting to the full "innawoods"/"trailer in the desert" lifestyle either as, even if I had a car, I wouldn't want to drive more than a half a dozen miles or so to get groceries.
 
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Picklechu

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I hate these kinds of faggots. There's an entire Facebook meme group I've been watching over the past few weeks for the slapfights they have. "You own a car? You planet murdering nazi!" "Reee hostile architecture, reeeeee!" They're pretty easy to trigger in my experience.
 

HumanHive

Human Behavior is Exceptional Behavior
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Where is the funny individual? This is obviously a community thing, but every community has the big name cow that obsesses over this. So are there any examples?
 

yourdadscumdumpster

1983’s evidence of why preggos shouldn’t drink
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There is some lolcow behavior in these groups - but it is pretty niche.

I've seen some of their lot sperg out IRL when they didn't get their way on eliminating all the local one way streets in a single bill. They resorted to the same kind of screaming and inane sophistry more commonly associated with antifa and other contemporary political activist movements.
 

sasazuka

Standing in the school hallway.
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Yeah, this is more of a "Deep Thoughts" thread than a "Community" thread.

Naturally, the spectrum is pretty wide but there's a distinct pattern of people who think that surface parking is literally some crime against humanity, and it plagues many forums across the Internet.

Come to think of it, the reduction of surface parking in central Ottawa (both because of urban planning utopianists and also because there's not that much area downtown otherwise to build things like Shopify headquarters) also coincides with the decline of pedestrian-friendly shopping areas like the Byward Market and especially Sparks Street. There's still parking structures and underground parking but it's expensive compared to suburban shopping areas with thousands of free parking spots.

Early last decade, they redeveloped Landsdowne Park, the area around the CFL Football stadium, into a pedestrian shopping district, but didn't include much parking in that plan and now they're wondering why so many of the fancy stores and restaurants are closing after only a few years (Whole Foods is doing okay, but it's Ottawa's only Whole Foods). Note that the only public transit available to and from Landsdowne is buses, it's a few kilometres south of the new LRT line and it's also nowhere near where they plan on expanding the LRT in the future.
 

Dustlord

Homoerotic fascist
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You should try focusing on specific individuals within this group that exhibit lolcow behaviors first. That might be a better fit than this thread. There isn't an "urban left" community like there is, say, furry community - it's just people that hold a certain worldview so I'm not sure it fits.
 

The Fool

True & Honest Fan
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By 2077 we'll all be living in high rise AmazonPod apartments anyway as the world pop reaches 20 billion or something.

Actually the more a society develops, the more population growth stagnates, plateaus or even declines. The only perpetual growth that will occur is shitholes like Africa and India where they fuck like rabbits and are a living exhibit of the Mouse Utopia experiment.
 

emo goff

its too damn sunny for darkmode
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Actually the more a society develops, the more population growth stagnates, plateaus or even declines. The only perpetual growth that will occur is shitholes like Africa and India where they fuck like rabbits and are a living exhibit of the Mouse Utopia experiment.
It's always the poorest who shit out 7 kids and then wonder why they're stuck eating mud cookies.
 
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