User UncleLarry pretends to blow 120 bucks on a broken lawn mower -

[UncleLarry]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. She said she was going to call the pawn shop and ask about it, I told her that the old nes and Super Nintendo games cold fork up to $20 a peice. Knowing the pawn shops, they will probably give her half what it's all worth. But to Barb that's still money.. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys. I will probably paint the tractor yellow and name it Son-chu 2.

 

[Asuka]

You got a piece of shit mower and wasted $120. Chris wins.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'll give you points you came through. I'm very shocked to hear they let it go for so little.

 

[Clintonberg]

Why?

 

[House Of Reeves]

Congrats, tard. That's $120 you ain't getting back.

 

[UncleLarry]

I'll give you points you came through. I'm very shocked to hear they let it go for so little.

Sorry I gave you trouble, but it's there now.

 

[RP 520]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys. I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.
She said she was going to call the pawn shop and ask about it, I told her that the old nes and Super Nintendo games cold fork up to $20 a peice. Knowing the pawn shops, they will probably give her half what it's all worth. But to Barb that's still money.

God, you're retarded.

 

[ES 148]

To sit upon a seat that has graced Chris is truly repulsive an honor.

 

[GS 281]

I'd rather pay $120 to ride Barb tbh fam

 

[zap2theextreme]

Why?

 

[NiggoFiggo]

And people say Chris is the retarded one

 

[Slowinthemind]

You paid $120 for something that does not work that is now famous for having the taint juice on it.

 

[Bassomatic]

Sorry I gave you trouble, but it's there now.

No harm no foul.

Enjoy your new tractor, and piles of autistic ratings that will come.

 

[Asuka]

Honestly the people who buy stuff from Chris or Barb and then try to come onto the Farms like they are epic weens or something are probably just as autistic as Chris. Why would you waste this amount of money on the Chandlers? Don't you have anything better to do, like maybe paying your own bills or saving up for something you can actually use? I don't understand this phenomenon.

 

[UncleLarry]

Honestly the people who buy stuff from Chris or Barb and then try to come onto the Farms like they are epic weens or something are probably just as autistic as Chris. Why would you waste this amount of money on the Chandlers? Don't you have anything better to do, like maybe paying your own bills or saving up for something you can actually use? I don't understand this phenomenon.

If I fix this up I could probably get 3 or 4 hundred dollars for it. Or, I could get $25 for the scrap metal if I can't fix it.

 

[zap2theextreme]

you didnt even get to meet chris

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Congrats, tard. That's $120 you ain't getting back.

If he knows how to fix a lawn mower, then it isn't too bad, but then again a broken lawn mower still isn't worth $120 even as a project, especially if you have to haul it.

 

[Bassomatic]

The OP did mention he's handy so he honestly probably got a pretty good deal for something he can fix and use all while causing anger on the farms as well as a piece of Christory.

 

[UncleLarry]

you didnt even get to meet chris

No Chris did not come out it was only Barb

 

[Asuka]

If I fix this up I could probably get 3 or 4 hundred dollars for it. Or, I could get $25 for the scrap metal if I can't fix it.

So you get $25 for something you paid $120 for. You're dumb.