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Panty Shroom

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'Cus there needed to be a girl version of the "Penis Deflectors" thread. What makes my clam scram? Lemme tell you, fam:

Fat

Insecure

Alcoholism

Excessive, untamed chest hair

Back hair

Knuckle hair

Toe hair

Neglectful to personal hygiene

Entitled attitude to sex

Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously

Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny

Watches The Big Bang Theory
 
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Mightykiwi

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Clop

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verissimus

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I'm surprised the OP list is so short and doesn't include SJW beta males, droning pretentious assholes, people with gunt, Andy Warski, etc.
 

Terminus Est

Absolutely Extraterrestrial
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'Cus there needed to be a girl version of the "Penis Deflectors" thread. What makes my clam scram? Lemme tell you, fam:

Fat

Insecure

Alcoholism

Chest hair

Back hair

Knuckle hair

Neglectful to personal hygiene

Entitled attitude to sex

Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously

Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny

Watches The Big Bang Theory
your pussy stinks
 

Fek

What could possibly go wrong?
True & Honest Fan
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Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously

Sometimes there's value to knowing things like this as the guy involved and using them to your advantage once you've entered "how many years have we been together, again?" territory.

Want to get left alone for five minutes? Tired of the droning on about some dumbfuck friend of hers repeating the same stupid pattern of behavior she'll never escape?

<shovels popcorn into mouth>..."WHA THID U AY? OH YEAH FE'S A DAHM BITH"...<old lady immediately wanders off disgusted>

sweet, sweet silence..
 

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