'Cus there needed to be a girl version of the "Penis Deflectors" thread. What makes my clam scram? Lemme tell you, fam:
Fat
Insecure
Alcoholism
Excessive, untamed chest hair
Back hair
Knuckle hair
Toe hair
Neglectful to personal hygiene
Entitled attitude to sex
Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously
Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny
Watches The Big Bang Theory
Fat
Insecure
Alcoholism
Excessive, untamed chest hair
Back hair
Knuckle hair
Toe hair
Neglectful to personal hygiene
Entitled attitude to sex
Tries to to talk and eat simultaneously
Thinks Dutch Ovens are funny
Watches The Big Bang Theory
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