Valentine's Day Thread! How should Phil show his undying love to his true soulmaid? - And where will he buy that love?

[rizlajizzla]

Edit: I am a great big fucking faggot, and I wasted 20 minutes of my life typing out a big stupid thing & my stupid human hands deleted it. I have no idea how but I have a screen shot of part of it. I don't intend to type it out again, so fuck it. Here is part of my answer. What say you?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Will this be before or after he pays his taxes?

 

[rizlajizzla]

Will this be before or after he pays his taxes?

Phil has unexpected taxes due in March. And April. And June. And July. And August. Phil is the taxedest motherfucker on the internet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

By telling him he's fat like a shut-in.

 

[Pargon]

The exact same things he did with Pandalee.

 

[DiabeticSP]

A valentines gift?


Bitch got takeout chinese and no gift for christmas.

 

[thebonesauce]

Oh, she got a gift for Christmas. Phil told his viewers a few weeks prior that he had big plans for Kat’s gift and he wouldn’t be spoiling it.

As for Valentine’s Day, she’s getting some shitty dollar store chocolates and a 50 cent card saying, “kind regards, Phil.”

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Phil told his viewers a few weeks prior that he had big plans for Kat’s gift and he wouldn’t be spoiling it.

He's going to neck himself online?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

A valentines gift?


Bitch got takeout chinese and no gift for christmas.

He got her some gifts. Claimed he couldn't say on stream what they were because detractors might "make fun of him."

 

[Pointandlaugh]

Probably be a brand new car. Pure speculation but with all this hardcore begging he must be spending big on Kat. He known to buy the expensive stuff, no research into what he buys. If it costs more, it must be good according to DSP. Darksfadil probably said to Kat on her birthday "Hey let's go to the arcade, I did that with my previous girlfriend Leanna". Wouldn't surprise me if he persuaded Kat to go to places he went with Leanna.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Do a suicide stream. Let her be the one to pull out the chair (Off camera, so she has deniability)

 

[rizlajizzla]

The exact same things he did with Pandalee.

Welp, thread's over.

Solved.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Beg. He will beg and beg and beg like he's never begged before. It's valentine's day and he can't afford to do anything dood! He's still choking at night and can't sleep, and he can't take any time off! I predict he'll literally bring a tin cup to rattle on stream.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Hewo everyone! Uuuh, it's Valentines Day. Unfortunately my authentic real life girlfriend Kat can't be here tonight, thank you Tevin, but she bought me a new plushie. That's right, it's Seizure the plushie heart *goatlaugh*. Look at that, yeah, Seizure the plushie heart.
Okay then. As you all know Valentines Day is the day of giving. So I give you, that's right I'll put the camera on, ack ack ack, that's right, Bob Ross. Hello my children. Now the ambience is set, I ask of some happy little donations here and some happy little bits there. Yeees.
Oh look, there is a message on Seizure the plushie hearth. Uuuuuh. Uuuuuuh. I can't really read her handwriting. "I'm on gym right now, go feed yourself, I'm sweet for you. Also go get a job". Well! I'm at my job right now and I totally take it *chuckle*. "As Reaper said it best: Pie Pie Pie". Huhu, apparently Kat made pie for me. Seeee? This is my soulmate doods. Okay then.
Who is Reaper? *looks at chat*

 

[Kosher Dill]

she bought me a new plushie. That's right, it's Seizure the plushie heart *goatlaugh*.

Not exactly on-topic, but you know what the precise moment was that I realized Kat doesn't give a fuuuuuuck about Phil? When "Potion" turned out to be the factory default name of that cat plushie. Like, she couldn't even be bothered to give her love gift an original name.

 

[Sparkletor]

Not exactly on-topic, but you know what the precise moment was that I realized Kat doesn't give a fuuuuuuck about Phil? When "Potion" turned out to be the factory default name of that cat plushie. Like, she couldn't even be bothered to give her love gift an original name.

I knew it last year when she gave him a Super Mario wallet for his birthday. First, he hated Nintendo for demonitizing his videos. Second, he has no money.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Second, he has no money.

But he's got tons of credit cards!

 

[LiquidCancer]

Get her on the loveseat in cheap lingerie and let the donations roll in.

 

[Emerald Queen]

He'll celebrate with a special DSP Tries It. Some random Valentine's related burger

 

[Pargon]

He'll celebrate with a special DSP Tries It. Some random Valentine's related burger

Sad to think that DSP would even abuse his first love: his colon.