Valentine's Day Thread! How should Phil show his undying love to his true soulmaid? - And where will he buy that love?

Pointandlaugh

Lookin' for the good stuff
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Probably be a brand new car. Pure speculation but with all this hardcore begging he must be spending big on Kat. He known to buy the expensive stuff, no research into what he buys. If it costs more, it must be good according to DSP. Darksfadil probably said to Kat on her birthday "Hey let's go to the arcade, I did that with my previous girlfriend Leanna". Wouldn't surprise me if he persuaded Kat to go to places he went with Leanna.
 
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PomegranateKing

Spooky scary pomegranates
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Do a suicide stream. Let her be the one to pull out the chair (Off camera, so she has deniability)
 

Wurstbrot

Basic Understanding Of Time
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Hewo everyone! Uuuh, it's Valentines Day. Unfortunately my authentic real life girlfriend Kat can't be here tonight, thank you Tevin, but she bought me a new plushie. That's right, it's Seizure the plushie heart *goatlaugh*. Look at that, yeah, Seizure the plushie heart.
Okay then. As you all know Valentines Day is the day of giving. So I give you, that's right I'll put the camera on, ack ack ack, that's right, Bob Ross. Hello my children. Now the ambience is set, I ask of some happy little donations here and some happy little bits there. Yeees.
Oh look, there is a message on Seizure the plushie hearth. Uuuuuh. Uuuuuuh. I can't really read her handwriting. "I'm on gym right now, go feed yourself, I'm sweet for you. Also go get a job". Well! I'm at my job right now and I totally take it *chuckle*. "As Reaper said it best: Pie Pie Pie". Huhu, apparently Kat made pie for me. Seeee? This is my soulmate doods. Okay then.
Who is Reaper? *looks at chat*
 
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Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
True & Honest Fan
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she bought me a new plushie. That's right, it's Seizure the plushie heart *goatlaugh*.
Not exactly on-topic, but you know what the precise moment was that I realized Kat doesn't give a fuuuuuuck about Phil? When "Potion" turned out to be the factory default name of that cat plushie. Like, she couldn't even be bothered to give her love gift an original name.
 

Sparkletor

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Not exactly on-topic, but you know what the precise moment was that I realized Kat doesn't give a fuuuuuuck about Phil? When "Potion" turned out to be the factory default name of that cat plushie. Like, she couldn't even be bothered to give her love gift an original name.
I knew it last year when she gave him a Super Mario wallet for his birthday. First, he hated Nintendo for demonitizing his videos. Second, he has no money.
 
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