Okay, so apparently, this Russian lolcow has been active on the internet since 2004, but due to the fact that she is Russian, only really became known to the world a few years ago. Why? Because she was declared the "human Barbie":
The Internet spent ages trying to pinpoint which plastic surgeries she'd had, but the truth of the matter is, she's simply just a major Photoshopper.
And of course, one could argue that she is MUCH prettier than her terrifying alien Barbie Photoshops. It's too bad she has a completely shitty personality...
QUOTES:
"Yesterday i talked with arabs turkish and jews via skype
They don’t speak a word in russian but i thought oh well i’ll talk with them in Nafariss [?] and preach to them a little of course they won’t understand but this language is still very good for their karma.. They are such idiots they only repeated Nafaras goo-goo-goo though I said Roogooshoo but for some reason they still were refusing to pronounce “R” and they were just repeating goo-goo-goo and laughed hard
But i had a VEEEEEry good laugh, too…"
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"All the arabs are nothing but dirty animals, i wish someone shot them all down, cruds…"
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"99% of men find me perfect."
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"…Then i make my claws black and sharper and open the door. I tell him-well now i’m gonna get you)))) And then i feel that my higher Self begins directing me… it want me to sleep with Lucifer. He agrees immediately like if he was waiting for it. And I can’t stop my higher Self.. I can’t control my energetic body! <…> he thrusted inside me-and i decided to wake up to not aggravate the situation- but before i did it he thrusted into me with the entire lenght and i’ve got an orgasm and then i woke up."
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Yeahhhh.
Yes, that first photo is actually her.
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Oh, and, to top it all off... She claims that she is an alien. Yes, this is one of her bizarro spiritual beliefs. She gives seminars about astral projection, and even speaks in her own made-up language.
I guess I'm just curious about everybody's thoughts on this weirdo?
EDIT: There's a whole Tumblr, dedicated to translating her insane quotes into English, and sharing her craziness with the rest of the world. Take a look: http://lifeinplastic21.tumblr.com/
The Internet spent ages trying to pinpoint which plastic surgeries she'd had, but the truth of the matter is, she's simply just a major Photoshopper.
And of course, one could argue that she is MUCH prettier than her terrifying alien Barbie Photoshops. It's too bad she has a completely shitty personality...
QUOTES:
"Yesterday i talked with arabs turkish and jews via skype
They don’t speak a word in russian but i thought oh well i’ll talk with them in Nafariss [?] and preach to them a little of course they won’t understand but this language is still very good for their karma.. They are such idiots they only repeated Nafaras goo-goo-goo though I said Roogooshoo but for some reason they still were refusing to pronounce “R” and they were just repeating goo-goo-goo and laughed hard
But i had a VEEEEEry good laugh, too…"
---
"All the arabs are nothing but dirty animals, i wish someone shot them all down, cruds…"
---
"99% of men find me perfect."
---
"…Then i make my claws black and sharper and open the door. I tell him-well now i’m gonna get you)))) And then i feel that my higher Self begins directing me… it want me to sleep with Lucifer. He agrees immediately like if he was waiting for it. And I can’t stop my higher Self.. I can’t control my energetic body! <…> he thrusted inside me-and i decided to wake up to not aggravate the situation- but before i did it he thrusted into me with the entire lenght and i’ve got an orgasm and then i woke up."
---
Yeahhhh.
Yes, that first photo is actually her.
---
Oh, and, to top it all off... She claims that she is an alien. Yes, this is one of her bizarro spiritual beliefs. She gives seminars about astral projection, and even speaks in her own made-up language.
I guess I'm just curious about everybody's thoughts on this weirdo?
EDIT: There's a whole Tumblr, dedicated to translating her insane quotes into English, and sharing her craziness with the rest of the world. Take a look: http://lifeinplastic21.tumblr.com/
