Buckle in gorls:
Recap (in process):
0:02 - Holy shit that tongue lick lol.
0:17 - Our gorl's mook-bong situation is some Morning Star Farms vegan buffalo nuggets. It's vegan so it is hEaLtHy. Also shout out to my fellow beetus knuckles for holding it down.
0:34 - Our gorl tells us she logged all 16 of these in Weight Watchers. She is still maintaining the WW lie despite we all know she cheated on vacation.
0:54 - Our gorl begins eating and stabbing random nuggets with her fork. She likes to eat the soft ones (underdone) first.
1:17 - Our gorl confirms she is down with the WP by flashing the okay sign. We knew Necky was racist but Amber too boo boo?
3:35 - Our gorl loves her nuggets hot temperature wise.
4:00 - She addresses the haydurs that ask why she moans whenever she eats. Her response is akin to everyone else does it so there. She puts another nugget in her mouth and starts to moan. You showed those haydurs Amber! Yo go gorl!
5:00 - Our gorl brings out the riveting content. She starts to complain about the RANDUM stuff on HER counter.
5:08 - She shows us her water bottle (where is your coldest water bottle sis?) and someone put coffee in it.
5:14 - Our gorl gets startled by Eric and Ricky coming home.
5:16 - Ricky gives zero fucks that Amber is recording and stares at the camera.
5:34 - Eric begins trolling by turning on the sink and making noise. There is still salt in the house even after the Lexington trip.
5:57 - She finds a shot glass with Listerine. Which means that someone is sneaking alchohol and covering it up with the Listerine. Necky the stealth alcoholic.
7:00 - Amber eye fucks herself for us:
8:40 - Our gorl is blazing new trails for YT content. She is now silently reading the bag the nuggets came in as she chews her food. Riveting.
8:53 - A serving has 3 fiber and 13 protein!
9:11 - Despite her telling us that she doesn't like to talk with her mouth full, she exclaims "Awww that's cute" with a full mouth of nuggets. She pauses so she can finish her bite to finally reveal what was so cute. The answer: a recipe for sliders and lettuce wraps. Woot! Woot!
9:58 - Our gorl admits she gets sad when the nuggets are gone and proceeds to scrape all the crumbs from the plate with her fork.
10:35 - these used to have ayyyyyggggsssss
10:58 - she is dyin' of a thirst y'all.
END
Recap (in process):
0:02 - Holy shit that tongue lick lol.
0:17 - Our gorl's mook-bong situation is some Morning Star Farms vegan buffalo nuggets. It's vegan so it is hEaLtHy. Also shout out to my fellow beetus knuckles for holding it down.
0:34 - Our gorl tells us she logged all 16 of these in Weight Watchers. She is still maintaining the WW lie despite we all know she cheated on vacation.
0:54 - Our gorl begins eating and stabbing random nuggets with her fork. She likes to eat the soft ones (underdone) first.
1:17 - Our gorl confirms she is down with the WP by flashing the okay sign. We knew Necky was racist but Amber too boo boo?
3:35 - Our gorl loves her nuggets hot temperature wise.
4:00 - She addresses the haydurs that ask why she moans whenever she eats. Her response is akin to everyone else does it so there. She puts another nugget in her mouth and starts to moan. You showed those haydurs Amber! Yo go gorl!
5:00 - Our gorl brings out the riveting content. She starts to complain about the RANDUM stuff on HER counter.
5:08 - She shows us her water bottle (where is your coldest water bottle sis?) and someone put coffee in it.
5:14 - Our gorl gets startled by Eric and Ricky coming home.
5:16 - Ricky gives zero fucks that Amber is recording and stares at the camera.
5:34 - Eric begins trolling by turning on the sink and making noise. There is still salt in the house even after the Lexington trip.
5:57 - She finds a shot glass with Listerine. Which means that someone is sneaking alchohol and covering it up with the Listerine. Necky the stealth alcoholic.
7:00 - Amber eye fucks herself for us:
8:40 - Our gorl is blazing new trails for YT content. She is now silently reading the bag the nuggets came in as she chews her food. Riveting.
8:53 - A serving has 3 fiber and 13 protein!
9:11 - Despite her telling us that she doesn't like to talk with her mouth full, she exclaims "Awww that's cute" with a full mouth of nuggets. She pauses so she can finish her bite to finally reveal what was so cute. The answer: a recipe for sliders and lettuce wraps. Woot! Woot!
9:58 - Our gorl admits she gets sad when the nuggets are gone and proceeds to scrape all the crumbs from the plate with her fork.
10:35 - these used to have ayyyyyggggsssss
10:58 - she is dyin' of a thirst y'all.
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