Vegas #5 - Gunt and Longing in Las Vegas - Dec 30 - Jan 3 - One last Vegas before jail!

Cucktry Roads

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It's been less than a month, time for another Vegas trip. Gunty has to get ready as this'll be the last one for a while as he'll likely end up in jail when he gets back! At least he'll have some time to recharge from all that stress that arguing with people on his Chris-chan shirt brought him.

@MWV If this fat pig can fly across the country to gamble every 3-4 weeks, he can cough up child support.
 

The Big Dream

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This will never stop being funny. It could be trip #23 and the thought of this fat fuck eating dry steaks, staying in crack shack accommodation, and betting on sports in Vegas will still kill me. True comedy.

A chef's kiss to Stonetoss for gifting this dumb wigger money.
 

Spergichu

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So instead of preparing himself for trial since it seems he won't take a plea deal, he's going back to Vegas eat dry beef, gamble away his life savings, and bang Alice? Any word on if Manstu will be allowed to come and watch or is she stuck in the cuck shed?
 

Trappin in the Trap

You really let the abyss stare back unto you? Ew.
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He should try to set some weird world record for most state-crossing trips to Vegas in the shortest amount of time. It's weird how never actually seemed to live it up, instead of one load-blowing trip he just does minor, slightly mundane stuff multiple times. It tells you a bit about what someone deems as "fun" and how it reflects on them, he's content being on the strip more than actually enjoying what it has to offer.
 

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Guntout: Poo Vegas

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Guntout: Poo Vegas- Honest Sharts
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Tiresome Show

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MeltyTW

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he’s going to jail in a few weeks him and all of us know that it’ll be his last vegas trip in a while. i wonder what are the chances he does some really stupid shit there.
not nearly as much stupid shit as vegas trip 6 if he either beats the charges or survives prison

Guntout: Poo Vegas

Expansion Packs:
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Dead Viewership
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Old Guest Blues (COME BACK DADDY JIM!)
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Honest Sharts
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Tiresome Show

Fan-Made Total Revamp Mods:
Guntout: Poo Vegas- New West Memphis
Guntout: Poo Vegas- The Newproject2 (money-laundering) Front-ier
kop fits really well as ulysses btw.

He should try to set some weird world record for most state-crossing trips to Vegas in the shortest amount of time. It's weird how never actually seemed to live it up, instead of one load-blowing trip he just does minor, slightly mundane stuff multiple times. It tells you a bit about what someone deems as "fun" and how it reflects on them, he's content being on the strip more than actually enjoying what it has to offer.
its a weird thing mostly women do where the trend or the sociality of doing the thing is more important than the thing, even if ralph didnt eat shit and enjoy it hed love shit eating if there was a sort of buzz or social posturing component to it. idk people always say shit like that, thats somethings womanly if a guy has a few traits or ideas more close to women than them but ralph just has so many fucking thought processes inline with women its insane that hed ever dare call anyone else womanly.

So instead of preparing himself for trial since it seems he won't take a plea deal, he's going back to Vegas eat dry beef, gamble away his life savings, and bang Alice? Any word on if Manstu will be allowed to come and watch or is she stuck in the cuck shed?
just wanted to point another instance where joining with ralph gets you to lose everything including your rep whereas nora is now prob a nurse living peacefully and remembered fondly even on the dreaded karenfaroums.

It's his happy place, so I am not surprised. Big lights, loud noises, somewhat attractive women in personnel. But there's one little thing
i bet ralph plays the big 6/8 like an absolute mong in craps.

This will never stop being funny. It could be trip #23 and the thought of this fat fuck eating dry steaks, staying in crack shack accommodation, and betting on sports in Vegas will still kill me. True comedy.

A chef's kiss to Stonetoss for gifting this dumb wigger money.
lol i completely forgot that one major windfall and hes already blowing thousands on accommodations and transportation to blow more money in betting he could have done at home, murses, shitty food and std ridden hookers (ralph cant afford the tested ones)

No Ralph! Don't gamble away the NFT money!
stfu up bitch ill gamble away all mah fuckin legal funds, dont fucking talk to me like that unless you donate to mah legal funds. (where ill just tell you to kys for giving me money to gamble)

all those paypigs must feel so good about helping him reach his legal fund goals, ralph will be a happy family with exclusive custody of xander and nora jr in no time
 

There's light at the end

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Guntout: Poo Vegas

Expansion Packs:
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Dead Viewership
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Old Guest Blues (COME BACK DADDY JIM!)
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Honest Sharts
Guntout: Poo Vegas- Tiresome Show

Fan-Made Total Revamp Mods:
Guntout: Poo Vegas- New West Memphis
Guntout: Poo Vegas- The Newproject2 (money-laundering) Front-ier
And main character - ranger with small iron between his hips
 

MeltyTW

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i just thought of something, doesnt court take into account your frivolous spending and social media joviality when seeing how serious you are about parenting your son? could this all be to shadow his intent to the judge and lose the case in a way he can either wash his hands of and claim ignorance of or claim is a violation of that oh so golden freeze peach?

also ralph does less unique to location stuff half way across the country than most people do at the local swimhole. why not at least ride some vehicles or rentals in the desert? dune buggy it up at least. and why not stream it? i mean i guess hes moved on from claiming his vacations are business or show related and no showing streams he never intended but come on
 

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i just thought of something, doesnt court take into account your frivolous spending and social media joviality when seeing how serious you are about parenting your son? could this all be to shadow his intent to the judge and lose the case in a way he can either wash his hands of and claim ignorance of or claim is a violation of that oh so golden freeze peach?

also ralph does less unique to location stuff half way across the country than most people do at the local swimhole. why not at least ride some vehicles or rentals in the desert? dune buggy it up at least. and why not stream it? i mean i guess hes moved on from claiming his vacations are business or show related and no showing streams he never intended but come on
There's apparently a place in Vegas that has decommissioned tanks and lets people pay to drive them and even smash scrap cars with them- not to mention the fact that the city of Las Vegas has been diversifying the city's economy away from Casinos in recent decades- so it's not like there's a lack of stuff to do in Vegas. Fuck- if I was in Vegas one of the things I would do is visit various different pawn shops just to see if there's any rare shit I could find in there like a Roman Denarii minted during the reign of Julian The Apostate or some shirt. Ultimately, I think the big fear for Ralph though is as follows:

1. He does NOT want to become an IRL/IP2 streamer. He very vividly remembers the biblical trashfire that his trip with Warski in Miami was- as well as the time people played MC Jarbo on the TV screen when he and Pantsu were streaming with Baked. Trying to stick his grubby little pig-hooves in Alice's various different holes aside, the fact is he just doesn't have the stomach for IRL streaming- and most likely would take the negative superchats of IP2 about as well as Chaggot took all the "13-18" superchats.
2. If I'm not mistaken he has explicitly stated that Vegas is more or less his "safe space"- in that he goes there to get away from streaming and his so-called "job" in the first place. Odds are it's his safe-space to get away from Pantsu as well.
 

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ralph does less unique to location stuff half way across the country than most people do at the local swimhole.
As one TTS donor asked during the Miami debacle, “Does Ethan know he can get drunk anywhere, even at home? He didn’t have to go to Miami to do it.” This low IQ nigger flies coach to Vegas so he can sit in a bar and stare at the same sportsbook apps that consume all his attention on the shitter at home.

I love the utter waste of time and money — and his insistence on suffering the drudgery of domestic air travel— just to “get away from it all.” There are so many places nearer to home that he could escape to, but Ethan can’t enjoy himself unless he pisses away more on travel expenses.

And it’s not like he’s spending it on traveling in luxury. Nope, he’s wasting it on coach flights on Southwest, the oldest motels off the strip, airport food, and Lyfts to and from el aeropuerto. I’ve seen literal rednecks travel more luxuriously than this dumb wigger does.
 

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