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AlexJonesGotMePregnant

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i have enjoyed the anti trump headlines about venezuela lately; after months of screaming "YOU BETTER NOT GET US MILITARY INVOLVED", they are just calling him stupid for backing out when military intervention is probably the only thing the US could do at this point.

how dare a populist who constantly says "lets focus internally and stop getting into foreign wars that aren't our business" avoid war, what an idiot.
 

Adamska

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i have enjoyed the anti trump headlines about venezuela lately; after months of screaming "YOU BETTER NOT GET US MILITARY INVOLVED", they are just calling him stupid for backing out when military intervention is probably the only thing the US could do at this point.

how dare a populist who constantly says "lets focus internally and stop getting into foreign wars that aren't our business" avoid war, what an idiot.
Probably helped that it looks like the starving masses can't be fucked to even try to fight back either, even though their situation is so hideous it'd make sense to. Literally why bother when the opposition can't do shit but neither can the stupid bus driver?
 

Ghostse

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Probably helped that it looks like the starving masses can't be fucked to even try to fight back either, even though their situation is so hideous it'd make sense to. Literally why bother when the opposition can't do shit but neither can the stupid bus driver?
"Well, I guess they just like not having power, starving, and dying of lack of medicine. *shrug* Well ok, we'll leave them with the political system they want."
 
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Cubanodun

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The worst thing about Venezuela is that even if we finally got chavismo out of power we'll probably have the opposition in charge which isn't much better.
Depends of what side of the opposition are you talking about there are two sides in there, one is the side that is probably getting shit done that they get their orders by Voluntad popular and the other are the old farts that helped chavez again and again and people hate them with a passion that are Democractic Action and cia, both are a trainwreck but at least they the less bad side are not communist or muslim lovers, so that is a ok in my book

So what is been happening in loonland recently? not much but going to put the two things that had the chaviztas buttmad recently

1) After a stupid fanfare and bitching from Juan Guaido he finally managed to make Michelle Bachelet (imagine Merkel but in bootleg) to come to Venezuela, for those who doesnt know her she was President of Chile and now is the High commissioner of human rights of the UN, when she came to talk with both sides the alarms were at max because people suspect her to be a paid shill because she called Maduro "President", after talking to both sides and the Chaviztas were celebrating how Bachelett respected Maduro and practically worshiped her as their savior something terrible happened, they forgot that she had to deliver a report about the situation, they expect the classic cock sucking...

But the report was just shitting on him for gross human violations, the report goes on and on how much of a scumbag he is, now they are calling for her head, forgetting that outside of here no one gives a damn about them

2) Yesterday as per tradition we celebrate our independence day, because no one give a shit about it (is boring honestly) almost no one paid attention to it, no one missed anything of value it was just pure wanking and Maduro screaming and demanding loyalty but the inusual part is that for the first time the military parade only lasted..... 45 minutes, and only a selected few pure of hearts could even watch the parade that was boring as sin because Maduro doesnt even have the fuel to move a entire batallion of tanks, and he is paranoic that people would want to kill him, it was so pathetic that even the most hardcore chaviztas asked why he was being so much of a moron when this was practically Chavez favorite day
 

FromaCorvairSix

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Venezuela death squads kill young men, stage scenes, U.N. report says
According to a new UN report, FAES (Maduro's personal """Counter-terrorism""" paramilitary police force, created in 2017) is operating death squads that have killed about 7000 opposition activists in the last 13 months, covering up the murders by staging the crime scenes and listing them as "suspect died resisting arrest" in government police records. These numbers are 6x the total number of suspects killed resisting arrest in the entire USA, a country with 12x the population of Venezuela.

Some Background on FAES:
Meet FAES: The Bolivarian Police Death Squads Leading Repression Against Protesters

More on the UN Report:
Bachelet Report Released: Damning in All Fronts for the Maduro Regime
 

Freedom Fries

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You guys really want the USA to get involved with Venezuela? I mean, we've fucked up pretty much every War we've been in. It would be a fucking mess. You guys deal with it lmao.
To be fair we have done a pretty good job kicking ass and getting more or less out of the way in this hemisphere... not that I want our blood and treasure spent to deal with Venezuela. It isn't like they are really interfering with US interests.
 
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