Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

Adamska

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Can’t we at least send them some weapons? Pretty hard to water the tree of liberty with the blood of Chavistas if you’re unarmed.

Let’s get a little contra-weapons smuggling thing going. If Oliver North quit being a radio host, I’m sure he has some ideas as to which phone numbers to call.
That'd I be more okay with, but watch as that fucks up and backfires too since this is a country that can't learn to not be exceptional.
 

AnOminous

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In other news Maduro finally stabbed to death his fictional crypto it passed from being at 80.000 bs.f per 1 petro (like 2 bucks at black market rate) to this:

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"This crypto is going to save us guyyyss is going to kill the black market $ for sure, this time!!! is going to work"
How could a cryptocurrency possibly succeed that isn't even traded on any exchange?

Even worthless shitcoins created by random NEETs are on exchanges.
 

Ped Xing

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How could a cryptocurrency possibly succeed that isn't even traded on any exchange?

Even worthless shitcoins created by random NEETs are on exchanges.
How many Dickels does Maduro need to stay in power
 

Ghostse

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Can’t we at least send them some weapons? Pretty hard to water the tree of liberty with the blood of Chavistas if you’re unarmed.

Let’s get a little contra-weapons smuggling thing going. If Oliver North quit being a radio host, I’m sure he has some ideas as to which phone numbers to call.
They could get weapons if they wanted. You can storm the army bases. You can probably get Columbia to quietly help you out. No one has interest in that. Much better to sit in the dark and die of easily treatable diseases, watch the government propaganda when there is power, and occassionally grumble about your situation while doing naught to fix it.

French peasants had fewer rights and fewer weapons and pulled it off.

Normally I'd add a caveat about trying to avoid the following reign of terror, but that this point fuck it.
 

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No one has interest in that.
Yes, the CIA puppets like Giardia or whatever his name is are wildly unpopular among the general population. Certainly, wishing to be be 'helped' like the US 'helped' Afghanistan is not exactly a widely held opinion.

Obviously there is no mass support for regime change. I'm sure one can find plenty of mongs on Twitter begging for the US to be invaded to save America from Ronald Drumpf too, as if that means anything.
 
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Cubanodun

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How could a cryptocurrency possibly succeed that isn't even traded on any exchange?
Because it was never meant to be exchanged, it was just a excuse so Maduro could justify random raises in wage without saying that abominable word he hates so much, "inflation"

Much better to sit in the dark and die of easily treatable diseases, watch the government propaganda when there is power, and occassionally grumble about your situation while doing naught to fix it.
Pretty much you have described 80% of the venezuela population right now, it doesnt help that every time there was a public revolt in the streets the damn sellouts of the opposition pulled negotiations out of their asses to calm the streets, one of the big shots of the opposition Capriles refused to fight his victory against Maduro in the presidential election because "he was afraid of a civil war" that single comment absolutely nuked his political career, there is another negotiation right now in Barbados that is supposedly "going well" but "going well" in commie talk is just "we are pretending to be exceptional for time"
 
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Pretty much you have described 80% of the venezuela population right now, it doesnt help that every time there was a public revolt in the streets the damn sellouts of the opposition pulled negotiations out of their asses to calm the streets, one of the big shots of the opposition Capriles refused to fight his victory against Maduro in the presidential election because "he was afraid of a civil war" that single comment absolutely nuked his political career, there is another negotiation right now in Barbados that is supposedly "going well" but "going well" in commie talk is just "we are pretending to be exceptional for time"
Ya'll niggers need a Duterte it sounds like. Someone who'll kill anyone including himself if they betray themselves to the current regime.
 

Cubanodun

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So today a new trailer of the series of Jack Ryan from Amazon was released and for some reason chaviztas are assmad about it, weird because no one here has Amazon prime maybe they are jealous for it


And to add some flavor going to add some answer to some of the questions that the trailer ask

Why is Venezuela in the greatest humanitarian crisis in history?

We were actually not in this bad shape but the break point was when Chavez was overthrowed after the great national protest that even froze the oil industry, after he survived that event (with the help of some shills of the opposition) he became a paranoid mess, purging everything, putting idiots in charge, creating tons of social missions that put us on great debt then the oil prices went downhill, is rumored or stated that Chavez resigned himself to the mess he created and just did whatever the fuck he wanted because he was going to die anyway and several of the members of the new post Chavez government stated that hewas the one that was stopping them to make a bigger mess, mind you i dont believe this for a second, his entirely family are corrupted imbeciles that spit on the people every day

Who is the woman that appear giving a speech?

Not technically her but is Maria Corina Machado she has tried to get to the presidency several times but was mostly kicked out because she was not with the cabal of the MUD, she created her own political party "Vente venezuela" to bypass being fucked by them, she is hated by the hardcore oppositions members because she is pro intervention, the thing is that she is right now doing a pseudo campaign for no reason instead of reuniting with foreign leaders to create the "armed coalition" she likes to spout, so she is in a weird limbo were she has followers but her mouth is writing checks that she cant cash

Are the Russians secretly selling guns to Venezuela?

Is not a secret if you brag on it on TV

Venezuela has nuclear capability?

Yes and No, We have high reserves of Uranium but we don't have the tech to weaponize it, there was a scare when Chavez begin to make alliances with Iran and the opposition feared that he was giving them Uranium to be enriched, there was even plans to create Nuclear reactors to provide electricity with the help of Russia but again it was scrapped for reasons


Kudos to amazon to put a realistic police uniforms, it almost look like the real deal
 

Cubanodun

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So today in not big news, one of Maduro main boot lickers , Garcia Carneiro announced that something big was going to happen in his state people believed that is the same shit as always but this one surprised everyone for how utterly stupid it was, it was a announcement for getting medicines? food? hospitals that actually work?

Nah, he just went to China and announced that is going to buy a big ass stupid Ferris Wheel so people could play with it

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A FERRIS WHEEL

 
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So today in not big news, one of Maduro main boot lickers , Garcia Carneiro announced that something big was going to happen in his state people believed that is the same shit as always but this one surprised everyone for how utterly stupid it was, it was a announcement for getting medicines? food? hospitals that actually work?

Nah, he just went to China and announced that is going to buy a big ass stupid Ferris Wheel so people could play with it

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A FERRIS WHEEL
FUCKING GREAT.

Now when Venezuela gets its shit back together they won't even own their Ferris wheels because they signed a 99 year lease with the Chinese.
 

Cubanodun

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So yesterday was a weird day in the imperium of socialism lets get with the news

To the surprise of no one the dialogue in Barbados was nuked to oblivion, Maduro just plainly abandoned it because Orange man refuse to lift the sanctions (he already said that he is not going to remove them as long as he is there), Guaido saw that this 4 months of time wasted was enough (lel) and also abandoned it


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The reaction of the populace was mostly "oh is that so?" and continued with their merry lives, but Maduro was planning something stupid again, after Guaido and his delegation was going to leave they received a summon from Maduro team, the other delegations Guaido,Japan, Europe and other countries went to see what the fuck they wanted now

They went and sit down just to see 3 people that had NOTHING to do there, Claudio Fermin (Ex AD, confirmed commie shill), Timoteo Zambrano (another shill and branded as traitor since a long time ago) and Henry Falcon (the idiot that went against maduro in the last presidential election and no one voted for him), everyone was like "what the fuck are those guys doing there" then they suddenly dropped a bombshell

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They are doing ANOTHER rounds of dialogue but with these people that no one like, in american terms imagine a coalition between Trump, Jeb and Gary Johnson to discuss the term of his impeachment, claiming that they are going to purify the CNE to call for new congress elections and liberate a bunch of political prisoners, also they are going to stop saying that Guaido congress is now tote legal and let the commie congressman go to the legal one to do whatever the fuck they are suppose to do

Everyone in the room was "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" and "who the fuck are those guys???", everyone except the church leaved the premise and told them to fuck themselves with a cactus, having a controlled opposition was Chavez favorite trick, they are not fooling anyone they are just salty cunts that never won a election

After that horrible backlash come today and the commies were laughing and celebrating their new ploy, ja! they did not see that coming

Commies are not famous for being smart however

America pretty much said "oh you want MORE sanctions? no problems there fam, here a couple more", thats one on me 8)

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Eurocucks pretty much said "lol no", i know the wording is weird but they are not recognizing those idiots as legits

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The salty commies did not expect that kind of fast answer and in less than 24 hours they broke their first promise, to let the PSUV congressmen to join

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They did not even bother to show their faces
 

Trilby

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Looks like Venezuela will have to pirate Adobe from now on.https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/7/20904030/adobe-venezuela-photoshop-behance-us-sanctions

Adobe is cutting off users in Venezuela due to US sanctions

Users have until October 28th to download content, and no refunds will be issuedBy Dami Lee@dami_lee Oct 7, 2019, 10:47pm EDTAdobe is shutting down service for users in Venezuela in order to comply with a US executive order issued in August that prohibits trade with the country. The company sent out an email to customers in Venezuela today to let them know their accounts would be deactivated, and posted a support document further explaining the decision.In the document, Adobe explains: “The U.S. Government issued Executive Order 13884, the practical effect of which is to prohibit almost all transactions and services between U.S. companies, entities, and individuals in Venezuela. To remain compliant with this order, Adobe is deactivating all accounts in Venezuela.”Users will have until October 28th to download any content stored in their accounts, and will lose access the next day. To make matters worse, customers won’t be able to receive refunds for any purchases or outstanding subscriptions, as Adobe says that the executive order calls for “the cessation of all activity with the entities including no sales, service, support, refunds, credits, etc.”
https://twitter.com/AenderLara/status/1181291242531020800
The news is not only disastrous to designers and freelancers who rely on the company’s software like Photoshop and Illustrator, but to NGOs and media outlets that will no longer be able to use software like InDesign, Acrobat, and Reader. The ban will also affect all free services like Behance, Adobe’s portfolio site, which requires a Creative Cloud account.
It’s an unfortunate situation that highlights a downside of Adobe’s subscription-based model — users lose access to the company’s products immediately as soon as the option to pay for them is removed, no matter how long they’ve been a customer. Adobe says it’ll continue to monitor the US sanctions for more developments, but until then, accounts will remain deactivated.When reached for comment, an Adobe spokesperson provided this comment to The Verge: “Due to the recent Executive Order (Executive Order 13884) regarding ‘blocking’ select activities with the Government of Venezuela, Adobe is currently evaluating our existing partnerships and agreements with individuals and organizations subject to the rule to ensure we remain compliant. Adobe will continue customer and partner support activities permitted under the Executive Order but will pause all activities which are not permitted. We regret any inconvenience this may cause to customers, as we continue to carefully monitor and assess the situation. We will share more details as to how our operations and customer activities might be impacted, as those details become available.”
https://twitter.com/faintenkiu/status/1181296289155293191
Updated October 7th, 2019, 11:43pm ET: This article has been updated with a statement from an Adobe spokesperson.
 

Cubanodun

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we always pirated Photoshop because adobe pricing is uber ridiculous for us, the most affected were people that actually bought back in the day but managed to leave the country, if their adobe account has "Venezuela" as country then you are fucked, the only way to bypass it, is calling costumer service and several twitter users have claimed that Adobe has the most shitty costumer service in the galaxy, they always refuse to do something as easy has change you country in your account

The Chaviztas reacted by just recommending GIMP
 

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This, right there, is the best argument for Open Source. I've been critical on them in the past, but, right now I'm glad Krita, Gimp, and others exist. It's a shame this happened, but, to be honest, I would be surprised if the graphic design industry in Venezuela was profitable at all.

I don't think someone designing you a logo is exactly a priority there right now
 

AnOminous

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This, right there, is the best argument for Open Source. I've been critical on them in the past, but, right now I'm glad Krita, Gimp, and others exist. It's a shame this happened, but, to be honest, I would be surprised if the graphic design industry in Venezuela was profitable at all.

I don't think someone designing you a logo is exactly a priority there right now
Various rainbow haired corporate plants want to fuck that up by revoking your license if you make a troon cry.
 

Ghostse

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Meanwhile, on Venezuelan TV:

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"527 years ago more than 160 million venezuelans lost their lives to the European empire".

HAHAHAH
Lol this nigga. The estimated population of the whole Inca empire was 12million, I would love to see the data the shows the jungle-squatting indos were reaching population densities that exceed modern Venezeula.


WE BE KINGTH, ETHAY

edit: sorry that should have SIX million not Sixty; but I was wrong, it was 12.
 
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