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Trainwreck Victoria Campbell: The ProserpinaSuper edgy goth instagram model, dirty Aussie

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  1. People on both PULL and lolcow have said she got a lap band. Haven't seen her state this anywhere herself, so take it as you will.

    Anyway yeah, she cute tbh.
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    Vic seems to vy between being a terribly lost soul and a horrid bitch. She has 0 self esteem and has tons of 1 night stands because she thinks this is how she gets a relationship, and winds up devastated when they predictably fuck off forever after.
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    Don't mention her chin though, lest you wish to trigger her.
     
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  2. Soooo some chick with very low self esteem who covers herself in make up and tattoos to try and be anyone but herself, trying to find a bloke but ending up getting consistently fucked'n'chucked because she doesn't value herself enough to say no to anyone giving her attention and abusing the shit out of photo shop in a desperate attempt to portray herself as the perfection she thinks she has to be......dime a dozen where i come from honestly, i dont see a cow as much as just a really sad bitch who needs a goddamn hug and a job so she can achieve something.
     
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  3. Well, we've done it, we found Australian Pixiteri. She thinks she's an abbo instead of a jap and dresses like the adams family instead of an anime princess.

    Also I didn't know that Dyn was an actual aboriginal, I though that was just a thing people said lol.
     
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  4. Well we like to pretend that @Dynastia is considered a real person (unlike most abbos) this is his hugbox.
     
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  5. I'll have a look and see if she mentions it somewhere.

    I think it's a waste of time though. No-one who was "born and raised" Aboriginal would describe themselves the way she does. She would have first and foremost said she was a Kooma woman and she would have talked about her mob or her people.

    I suspect I know which book she read. It was a bullshit book by a white woman who claimed she was given an Aboriginal name. The names of the book and the author escape me at the moment but it was laughably awful.
     
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  6. He's white but still a nigger.
     
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  7. Ya this. Claiming a tribe but not even mentioning your mob is white as fuck. I don't think we even need to dig into her story because it's clearly an effortless lie only clueless white cunts would believe.

    Yeah I missed this the first time around because white people will often ask what tribe you're from to try and look interested/knowledgeable in real nigger shit (lol) so we generally just say "ya I'm kooma" or w/e. To white people. Who specifically ask. While we roll our eyes at them. They don't know about mobs or blood or people and honestly they probably can't name five tribes anyway. It's just a thing white people ask to look interested or polite or w/e. Tribes/clans are just language groups, it honestly means nothing to blackfellas.

    So yeah no real nigger is just gonna announce shit like this out of nowhere lmao, and they're especially not gonna call their tribe their people.
     
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  8. These pictures are a very good example of how easily goth makeup can go terribly wrong, very easily. She understands how to apply it much better then say, Amy Slaton, but not how to make it work on her face. She's creating an effect that is less goth and more "holy shit that bone structure".
     
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  9. Why is every girlcow thread about how they put makeup on wrong holy fuck this girl has serial killers faces tattooed onto herself and you people are talking about her makeup being wrong and she got a tummy tuck (maybe) what the christ lmao
     
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  10. Talk about an "uncanny valley girl." Yikes.
     
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  11. She does look worse than me, yes.
     
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  12. Could she be considered career cow if she has sponsors? I have heard some instagrammers make bank off of sponsors if they have enough followers.
    Agreed. Makeup and cosmetic surgery are the least of her problems. She looks fine-- but she has the faces of cannibals, molesters and murderers tattoo'ed all over her body. On top of that, she comes off as neurotic.

    Conjecture: Proserpina's next love spell

    "My Albert Fish tattoo brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'it's better than yours.' Damn right, it's better than yours -- because when guys sleep with someone, they really want to be presented with the face of a dude who ate kids and then wrote to their parents to brag about it."

    Yep.

    But according to her, cannibal child-molesting serial killers aren't the inspiration for her tattoos, it's bullies. Because bullies are like serial killers. mhm. Ok.
     
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  13. It's the easiest targets that people have a ready supply of knowledge on, I'm in the vagina club and know fuck all about makeup but even I can see at a glance that this bitch be doing it wrong and could list the reasons if I really gave a shit, its just something that can be easily analysed and critiqued whereas the tattoos require either a decent knowledge of the killers in question to make a meaningful comment or the thread would just be filled with people saying "What the fuck that's fucking weird."
     
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  14. I kind of disagree with the prevailing sentiment, though. I think she's knows exactly what look she wants and is intentionally creating it. She's not "doing it wrong" if she's trying to make herself look fatally anorexic. In shot after shot she poses her arms in an unnatural position so that they look like matchsticks. No way that isn't deliberate.
     
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  15. Makes absolutely no sense because she makes up reasons routinely. Like I said earlier, she has no real, coherent explanation for why she decided to cover herself in serial killer faces. Her sister gave her books on serial killers, she read them, she impulsively decided to cover herself in tattoos and now retrofits reasons for doing it when people ask her what the hell is wrong with her.

    Here's another explanation that completely contradicts the whole, "we're all one bad day of bullying away from kidnapping, killing and eating a little girl so don't think you're above rape, murder and cannibalism" reason above (I can't get a screen shot of that tiny font that is readable so I'm just copy-pasting):

    Reading about serial killers gave her hope, when she was suicidal, y'all!
    i’d always wanted a tattoo and i guess the idea came to me at the roughest time in my life so far. i’d been in hospital for my mental health and barely scraped through high school… my school literally helped me pass by averaging out all my grades and making sure i was excused from exams because i was on suicide watch. i felt like i was the biggest loser. the biggest failure. i had no idea what i wanted from life. if i ever had purpose and on top of that all my friends were ditching me. saying horrible things. they couldnt even sign a “get well” card for me because they assumed i was just “attention seeking”… fucking teenagers dude…

    while i was away for that period i spent most of it reading these books that my sister had gotten me from second hand stores. they were all serial killer books, she thought id find them fascinating after i found one of her books at home on them. she was right, i was so baffled by them. at first i felt wrong for not thinking these people were horrible. i mean, yeah, they’re sick, and what they did was wrong, beyond wrong, but i didn’t hate them. i wanted to know more.

    it felt like the first time in a long time that i found myself interested in something. i felt as though there was something to explain why all these bad things were happening. why my mind told me the things that it did.

    people go out and get fucking roses on them. skulls. fairies. love hearts. even names of their boyfriends who they’ll be split from in a month or two. i didn’t want that shit. i wanted something that would represent a section of who i am, and it would be raw, and it would be truthful… hell, i could have just put a picture of my star sign on me, but thats not me.

    i’m not going to pretend like i’m so offended by these people just because everyone else it. thats not the purpose of a tattoo. you get it because it represents a piece of you, that’s why i got it. it represents not only my passion for the human mind, the deranged… but it represents a really fucking weird time in my life, where i almost gave up.

    isn’t it ironic how, whilst everyone around me left and called me names and bullied me after i tried to kill myself, that reading about a bunch of serial killers would give me hope… ha.

    So far, she's identified with them and tattooed them onto her carcass because they were bullied like she was, because she's far too deep to get a star or a fairy tattooed on her skin, because they express her affection for that which is deranged, because they were mentally ill and so was she, because she has morally relativist ideas about what human beings are capable of doing and respects killers for at least being honest about their atavistic impulses, and because inevitably we all do the same things as serial killers because bullying is the same as serial murder except bullies result in serial murder because their victims snap.

    Yep, makes perfect sense, right?

    Give her a year and she'll have another reason why she did it but the real reason will always boil down to that her sister was interested in serial killer culture and Victoria mimicked her interest. Just like she shaved her head and got a skull tattoo because a friend she loved did it. Just like she makes all the decisions in her life - she copies the actions and interests of other people because she has no coherent self that drives her decisions.

    Even the radical photoshopping she does to her photos doesn't represent a coherent view about what she wishes her ideal self looked like. In real life she's a short, stubby, plump girl with a wide nose and normal chin. If it weren't for those tattoos, we could find ourselves in an elevator with her and have no idea it was Victoria standing next to us because she alters what she looks like so rapidly and continually online and she does it because something new caught her eye and she edits that new image onto herself.

    She's one of the more interesting cows psychologically. She's mostly harmless but she's somehow managed to become an adult without any core personality or drive.
     
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  16. Why do I even bother clicking femcow threads anymore? No matter how much potential the cow has, the thread is flooded with comments about their appearance or make up or clothes. There are A LOT of ugly (or attractive) people in the world. There are fewer lolcows. I wanna drink the delicious tard cum from the cow's teat, not read a thread full of "would not have sex with her"
     
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  17. That's because those femcows generally profess to be either models like this chick or beauty/fashion vloggers/gurus like Kailyn, Amberlynn ect. If their whole identity is based around their clothes and makeup and they profess some level of skill in those areas then it's not ridiculous for people to be discussing it. It's like how DSP is a 'professional' gamer, so people discuss his gaming skills. Kailyn et al call themselves makeup/fashion gurus so people discuss their makeup/clothes.

    I think that people go way too far with it, but I don't think that remarking that someone who thinks they're an expert at makeup sucks at makeup is any different to pointing out the fails of male lolcows.
     
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  18. They want to be judged by their appearance. We provide
     
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  19. Chris claims himself to be thin and sexy but never has the MAJORITY of a thread about him been about his appearance. It's s boring. So many people think they are sexy when they're not, and do shitty make up. It doesn't make them cow material. Again, I'm sick of these cows that could provide a lot of genuine content basically being trampled down with "I wouldn't fap to this."

    This fucking bitch has fucking Dahmer tattoos, yet I'm pretty sure it has been discussed in this thread twice. Her putting powder on her face has some how stood out more than that

    "They want to direct attention to their appearance rather than their shit hole personality, we co-operate"
     
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  20. Probably not in the way they'd like us to, though.
    Anyway, I don't think we're here to educate her about her cunt-y ways and lead her to the path of righteousness.

    BTW: We've gotten a lot of mileage out of ADFs warpaint adventures. If that helps with the equality concerns at all...
     
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