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Snowflake Victoria Shingleton / Victoria BellaMorte / Miss Victoria Murder / mvminksendBehind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect...

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Feline Darkmage, Dec 24, 2016.

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  1. "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone."

    At most I'd say she looks a little chunky, so perhaps a few walks per week could tone her up.
     
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    #61 Pina Colada, Dec 28, 2016
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  2. Nudes when?
     
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  3. Awwww it's almost like a real country coming after us.
    Almost.
    You keep at it, Canada. You try your best and that's what counts.
     
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  4. Between her and Julaay, Ontario seems to be quite the hotbed for attention whoring autist cows with an especially re.tarded comprehension of their legal "rights".
     
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  5. Victoria is a fat dirty hoe.

    Now for those cops to come beating down my door. I can't wait. :cool:
     
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    #65 Un Platano, Dec 28, 2016
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  6. Ooh let me try!

    Ahem: Victoria, you are fat, unattractive, mentally ill, and very bad at photoshop.

    One prison, please!
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  7. Thank you, Brando.

    That can't be real. I've seen MSPaint rigs less embarassing than that shoop.
     
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  8. Why is she going to the prom?
     
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  9. It could be worse, instead of Shingles, she could be named after Psoriasis or Eczema or Leprosy or Coxsackievirus or any of a number of other things.
     
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  10. Straight from the front page of her "official" facebook

    It was a fundraising "runway show" for a local (bumfuck nowhere) secondhand charity shop. She treated it like she was asked to join Paris Fashion week, complete with bragging about "closing the show" and bragged about her nonexistent private dressing room.
     
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  11. There's also a well known goth band called Bella Morte, there's a possibility she got the name from them depending on her taste in music.
     
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  12. How unfortunate.
     
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  13. "Proctitis"
     
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  14. If there's one law the Internet needs, it's that everyone who calls themselves "Murder," "Murderer" or any variant thereof should be required to provide official proof that they have committed at least one murder. If unable to do so, for the sake of public safety, they must choose a different crime to be identified by, e.g. Illegal Downloader, Child Molester.
     
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  15. Is she single? She's nearly the perfect match for a boyfriend-free girl for Chris.

    I would pay her to define half of the shit she keeps quoting, though. Hell, put it in layman's terms while she's at it.
     
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  16. She has a long history of shooping her own tattoos too. Like, if you think your own tats are so goddamm ugly that you need to shoop them to oblivion, why show them off in the first place?

    Some anons on Lolcow pointed out that a few of her tattoos in the photos do not exist at all. I recall one around her neck which she shooped on with a stock photo of a lace choker. We have a top notch tattoo artist right here.
     
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  17. Because the cattle auction required a blood test
     
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  18. Other then the fact that she has a toxic personality, it seems to me that Vicki here is trying to hook herself a sugar daddy. She's just hot enough to land an wealthy 60 year old retired doctor that would treat her well, but I don't think she's hot enough to land someone with enough money to buy her a house and cars and the hundreds of thousands of dollars of real life photo shop that she seems to crave.
     
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  19. It's la petite mort actually, and it originally was a synonym for blacking out. (Le petit mort means the little dead.) Why it became a synonym for orgasm is beyond me, but it should be noted that it is an antiquated saying that's no longer in use nowadays.

    So it doesn't surprise me that she used it as a pseudonym to sound edgier.
     
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    #79 WhatNemesisMeans, Dec 28, 2016
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  20. Because your heart stops for a split second when you orgasm. Hence "The little death".

    So... she claims to be from Northern Ireland but only ever had a trash-tier British Accent? Yeah, no. I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out she was Canuck born and bred and just went with "obscure corner of the UK" to try and stand out. The Northern Irish accent is one of the most bastardly sticky accents in all of Britain, doesn't matter where in the world you move you ain't losing that shit.
     
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