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Snowflake Victoria Shingleton / Victoria BellaMorte / Miss Victoria Murder / mvminksendBehind these pale green eyes of mine lurks a delusory intellect...

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Feline Darkmage, Dec 24, 2016.

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  1. You never go full Irish.
     
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  2. I heard going full Irish is a synonym for dying of potato blight.
     
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  3. Oh, no.
    "Full Irish" is 15 shots of hard liquor followed by unprotected sex with an angry chick, then domestic violence.
    It's okay, common misconception.
     
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  4. Hahahaha. Our lawyer doubles as a talented anti-lolcow comedian. This is fucking gold.

    Anyway, yet another moron with zero impulse control and an extreme aversion to negative fame who ironically brought far more attention to herself by threatening war with Null over something no one had originally remembered. These people must have very shitty lives because they learn nothing from failures and always blame other people for their problems. Great job, Victoria.
     
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  5. 1. Mmhmm, and how much has this helped him? Is his house paid off? Are all of his and his mothers debts paid off? No. He gets minor donations, which, granted, if he saved ALL of them and used them to pay off his or his mother's credit card debts, he would probably have taken off quite a sizeable chunk. But he doesn't. He gets a little $20 donation and goes "yippee! I can buy a new Transformer toy!". If anything, it's made it WORSE for him. Because he THINKS he can make way more frivolous purchases than he should be, because he'll just "ask his many adoring fans" for some cash to help him out. One day, even the fools are going to get bored with him, or are going to realize how much they are wasting their money. One day, the donations will dry up completely, and Chris will just be left sitting there, wondering why his "fans" are leaving him out in the cold, so to speak

    2. Neither is she..? Sure, her photoshopped pics look like a goddess you'd do anything to have sex with...IF IT WAS REAL. But the real her is average. She's not ugly, but she's certainly not going to be launching a thousand ships..She could probably launch a few canoes?

    3. They're idiots. The old adage of "There is no such thing as bad publicity" is wrong on SO MANY LEVELS. Especially now that we have the internet, where NOTHING is forgotten. These girls you speak of, that do it all the time, probably all fit into that nice little stereotype of an "attention whore". They'll do anything to be noticed, because validation is the only thing that matters to them. Problem is, they don't think long term, and how seriously this can hurt them down the road...Like say, when they're trying to get a job and their potential employer enters their name into a Google search.
     
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  6. 1. Yeah Chris is an exceptional individual.

    2. Couple of canoes is all it takes mang. We saw a thirsty orbiter appear earlier in this very thread.

    3. Potential 'employer' lol try potential sugar daddy.

    So she's like a low 6 that hits the mid 7's with makeup and the low 8's with photoshop. If she gets like a 0.01% hit rate of wealthy dudes who'd like to stick it in she only needs to reach an audience of 10,000 to be landed.

    Seriously being a passably attractive girl who senpai notices is all it takes. She'll only become lolcow-level human detritus upon reaching her 30s.

    w/e though, promise to whiteknight PULL/.farm cows fulfilled, if she's funny, laugh
     
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  7. She doesn't understand copyright and sperged out on her .farm threads. That's pretty funny imo. And even if the .farm thread was initially a self-post (which I'm of the opinion that there's absolutely no proof that it was) the fact that she thought Kiwi Farms/Lolcow LLC was related to lolcow.farm shows she doesn't know how to google to get information straight.
     
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  8. Has she mentioned anything about Rousey getting destroyed? haha
    "Yelling at the screeeeenn"
     
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  9. Omg her "katana" skills are so badass, a cop offered her a job. Wow. :neckbeard:
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    So at least once a month, according to Vicky, a person she talks to is so blown away by her genius / sick ninja skills / modeling talent / beauty that they immediately offer her a job or a magazine cover despite her lack of any kind of qualifications or experience. Yet she remains unemployed. Hmm. Seems odd.
     
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  10. I know it's been said before but katana are the ultimate weeb weapon. Like, if Sean Connery owned a katana, I couldn't take him seriously.
     
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  11. I'll give her this, she knows it's beta bait.
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  12. Phil did
     
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    She is aware of the nickname Vicky Shingles, but maybe not the true implications. (That or she's trying to be smart with us and /pt/)

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  15. If she put in a little effort in losing weight she'd look quite decent actually.
    Unless you're going to cosplay a fat character, lose weight before doing a good cosplay
     
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    Everything about this encapsulates why she's a lolcow.
    >painfull
     
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  17. I went to high school with Victoria back in the mid 2000's in Guelph. She was two grades ahead of me at the time. I can't say much about her personality back then because I didn't know her too well but at that time she was just getting into her "look".

    Definitely changed her accent though, she used to speak with a fairly standard Ontario accent.
     
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