Gross Virgie Tovar - #losehatenotweight HAES, BoPo Snake Oil Salesman. Fat AF.

MirnaMinkoff

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Here's another pic of the guy she's allegedly hooking up with:
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I'm guessing he's a self-loathing "male feminist" who's been roundly rejected by Tinder. Who else could tolerate Virgie at all?

A year or two ago Virgie claimed that she had been dating a handsome, successful lawyer for a while, but she broke it off. If remotely true (I'm skeptical of Virgie's definition of "handsome" for one), none of this makes any sense. Is the dating scene in San Francisco an abysmal cesspool of leftovers?
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Looks like she just snapped a photo of a unaware guy holding his vape and reading his phone, not a boyfriend.
 

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I doubt her book has sold enough copies to pay out what little advance she may have got, much less royalties, and there are only so many landwhales privileged enough to be able to afford her "Babecamp" events (which I don't even think she's offering any more, due to abysmally low turnout at the last one).
If this sales calculator is accurate, she's only selling about 4 physical books a day, and 1 e book per day - definitely not enough to quit her day job if she still has one (which I don't believe she does anymore given how much she travels). She's still running an online only version of babecamp to the tune of almost $300 per person, but considering she panders to a crowd that whines about being poor almost as much as they whine about not getting hit on by hot dudes, I can't imagine she has a ton of participants. Even if she's lucky enough to get 5 at a time, an extra $1500 here and there is not going to make a dent when she's competing with people who are making tech salaries.

I have absolutely zero clue as to what her speaking engagements or Forbes gig would pay. She doesn't actually show much her living situation on social media from what I've seen, so I always assumed it was something fairly unglamorous, like having to share a studio or 1 bedroom with a platonic roommate.
 
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God damn, that is one ass-ugly bitch. We haven't even scratched the surface of her hideousness. It's like the god of ugly fucked the hag goddess and this is the half-baked, aborted-in-the-second-trimester fetus.

Actually, are we sure it isn't a 45 year-old obese Asian man? Because it looks like a 45 year-old obese Asian man that trooned out. I feel like I could Google search something like "fat middle-aged Asian faggot" and find a picture of someone that looks just like Virgie.

I know I'm probably in top hat territory here but I rarely find someone this astonishingly unattractive. I'd love to see those crazy South Korean plastic surgeons take a crack at this thing.
 

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God damn, that is one ass-ugly bitch. We haven't even scratched the surface of her hideousness. It's like the god of ugly fucked the hag goddess and this is the half-baked, aborted-in-the-second-trimester fetus.

Actually, are we sure it isn't a 45 year-old obese Asian man? Because it looks like a 45 year-old obese Asian man that trooned out. I feel like I could Google search something like "fat middle-aged Asian faggot" and find a picture of someone that looks just like Virgie.

I know I'm probably in top hat territory here but I rarely find someone this astonishingly unattractive. I'd love to see those crazy South Korean plastic surgeons take a crack at this thing.
My finger literally hovered over the top hat but then I was like “...I mean....” 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

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Teen Vogue published a piece called "Baby Fat Isn't Real, It's Just a Fatphobic Myth." Virgie is one of the "experts" they quoted.


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Heaven forbid anybody think that "too much food" might make a person fat.

Thread crossing: after scrolling down to the bottom of that Teen Vogue article (big mistake), I found this gem by Ashleigh Shackelford. Virgie is being quoted in great company.
 

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Photo dump from her IG. It's mostly her eating calorie dense food and pretending to pose with her eyes closed. The pecan pie does look pretty good.
Oh what cuck is this who puts up with her? And he brought her home to meet his parents? Oy vey, what a shock for those good midwestern folk.
 
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LetThemEatCake

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Teen Vogue published a piece called "Baby Fat Isn't Real, It's Just a Fatphobic Myth." Virgie is one of the "experts" they quoted.


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Teen Vogue is pure cancer.

Bunch of college-educated trust funders pushing communism and obesity. Aside from pushing bad ideas while being the benficiaries of a system they claim to despise, just fucking well pick one, because you can't have both.
 

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I always enjoy when this thread has some activity because Virgie is one of my favorite cows.

Legit looking like an abuelita:
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Gross:
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Gross part deux:
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I honestly can't imagine Virgie spending time with a normal family in Ohio. Is she able to hide/compartmentalize her crazy? What if someone brings up dieting? Does she throw all her alleged values and activism out the window for hobbit dick and some tacky Christmas presents?
 

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Maybe it's just been a while since the last time I paid attention to Virgie, but she's looking positively tiny compared to the rest of the FA squad, roly poly arms aside.

How much longer will she be allowed to speak on the topic of fat if she remains such a smallfat?
 
Teen Vogue published a piece called "Baby Fat Isn't Real, It's Just a Fatphobic Myth." Virgie is one of the "experts" they quoted.


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Heaven forbid anybody think that "too much food" might make a person fat.

Thread crossing: after scrolling down to the bottom of that Teen Vogue article (big mistake), I found this gem by Ashleigh Shackelford. Virgie is being quoted in great company.
No loving parent is going to talk to their child like that. If the kid is fat, the parent might sign the kid up for sports and make them more home cooked food. A parent might say something like, "looks like you gained a bit of weight. That's okay, we can both start to move more and eat a little better." A good parent is no going to tell their kid that they, "lost their innocence" or that they have a "bad moral compass." How does Virgie come up with this stuff?
 

rocknrollmartian

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Maybe it's just been a while since the last time I paid attention to Virgie, but she's looking positively tiny compared to the rest of the FA squad, roly poly arms aside.

How much longer will she be allowed to speak on the topic of fat if she remains such a smallfat?
Oh, Virgie got some flak for being "small" (lol) during the "Lindy West stole my chunky dunk story" debacle, and Virgie often has people like this mega-fat mess of a friend tag along with her to events and on trips for cred:
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Teen Vogue is pure cancer.

Bunch of college-educated trust funders pushing communism and obesity. Aside from pushing bad ideas while being the benficiaries of a system they claim to despise, just fucking well pick one, because you can't have both.
And anal sex. Don't forget the anal sex.

Magazine for 17-year-old girls.
 

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Maybe it's just been a while since the last time I paid attention to Virgie, but she's looking positively tiny compared to the rest of the FA squad, roly poly arms aside.

How much longer will she be allowed to speak on the topic of fat if she remains such a smallfat?
She would have been called out as a privileged smallfat and told to stay in her lane long ago, were she not Latina. In the twisted calculus of oppression, being a POC and a sub-300lb "smallfat" is roughly equivalent in oppression points to being white and a 450+lb "infinifat."
 

LetThemEatCake

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I thought Virgie was a highly unfortunate-looking, fat East Asian or half white, half East Asian for ages. The East Asian thing would explain the biterness because god knows Asians don't hold back on the fat shaming. The face is ... well, the eyes are .... yeah. You all know where I'm coming from and fuck you if you pretend not to.

I'd love to see her parents because that's some odd set of genetics right there.

As for Teen Vogue and the anal sex articles for underage girls ... yeah. There's sex ed and then there's grooming and normalization.