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Gross Virgie Tovar#losehatenotweight HAES, BoPo Snake Oil Salesman. Fat AF.

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by entropyseekswork, Oct 2, 2016.

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  1. She's thirty-three? I honest to God thought she was in her late 40s.

    And the thing is ... she's not even super-fat. I mean, yes, she's overweight, but she's no Slaton. I'm wondering if there isn't something else wearing on her system, because she looks pretty rough for her age. Does she smoke?
     
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  2. Virgie has a day job at a LBBTQQBBBQ non profit org - she avoids saying it and acts like her going to the office is her going to the fancy downtown San Francisco office she personally rents and is the boss of. In reality, her writing, camps and "activism" are side gigs. Her real job is as an office drone.
     
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  3. ikr? She reminds me of that person who paid for back alley injections in her face and wound up getting a needle of cement mix

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  4. Lol, it's like every tumblrina stereotype gained sentience and formed into one lumpy being.

    I honestly thought at some point even the staunchest tumbltards had to tone it down so they could go out into the real world and earn a living (unless tugboat).

    I guess I have to rate myself :optimistic:
     
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  5. Virgie? More like Virgin if you as me.

    Smokes filters. What a pansy
     
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  6. they frown on the idea that a man might be entitled to sex from someone else, but apparently they themselves don't have to conform to the standard they preach because they're 'victims' of 'oppression'
     
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  7. It really shows how comfortable you are in your body when you chimp out over words in an advertisement, that if dragged completely out of context could potentially be deemed offensive.
     
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  8. A little insight into the fat people/high-waisted clothing phenomenon... it's because normal jeans and skirts won't fit at the proper level without riding up or down over their stomachs/asses. So clothing companies who make plus sized clothing have attempted to counteract this by making gaudy high-waisted "retro" clothes marketed towards fatties as an attempt to get them to wear actually normal fitting clothes. SJW fatties think they're "taking back" high waisted clothing from skinny girls when they're really just being forced to cover their gunts so we don't have to see them constantly pulling their jeans back over their plumber cracks. Kind of neat the way they pulled that off, huh?

    I hate how she speaks towards her boyfriend. How dare he have a personal emergency in a Michaels! God forbid she have to accommodate for another human being in a 2-sided relationship! Seriously, the reason she's having issues finding a man to "appreciate" her isn't because she's fat. It's because she's selfish.
     
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  9. She looks like pearl from blade.
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  10. See, I just buy shit that holds nicely at my hips. Like a normal human being.

    Anyone that wears shit at the actual waist is a fucking weird tbh.
     
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  11. Fat women have a bit of a disadvantage when it comes to jeans because their body shape in general kind of makes it hard for jeans to stay up unless they're either situated underneath their massive apron of fat (which is an unflattering, risky cut for jeans) or is high-waisted and will stay up above the fat. It's off-topic, but basically because of the general hourglass/hip to waist ratio of women, it makes more sense for plus sizes to generally aim for high-waisted cuts.

    Also, since nobody has come in yet to say it, Virgie is fat and I would not have sex with her.
     
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  12. Here's some classic word vomit by Virgie in which she complains empirical evidence is unfair and doesn't know what words like unjust and violence mean:
     
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  13. The only time she isn't following her gut is when she's walking backwards.
     
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  14. Ah, the Asian tradition of Sumo...!
     
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  15. Interestingly her gut making her these dumb decisions isn't that surprising. The bacteria within, if nourished for too long can actively override your desire food-wise. It forces your body to crave more and more junk food in order to sate that bacteria. It's why dieting is insanely hard to begin with if you're a big 'un as you have to basically starve off that bacteria first before you can make real gains.

    Or to put it another way, she's dumb enough to now feel said bacteria is "her choice."
     
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  16. I found the blog post where she talks about behaving like a selfish, rude POS on crowded subway trains. Deliberately taking up multiple seats with her belongings, anyone who complains about this or doesn't want to be sat on by a fat person are the entitled ones in her world:

     
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  17. But if a man of size and colour does it, it's MANSPREADING and the world ends.
     
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  18. p sure manspreading can only be committed by slender cis white males, just like mansplaining.
     
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  19. she wouldn't get exhausted from spreading her bags on the seats if she exercised. then she wouldn't have any of these problems at all.
     
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  20. Maybe the pants arent that high, her boobs are just racing towards the ground.
     
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