null hasn't done an update on her in ages, glad to see she hasn't changed one bit not that she's even capable of it, but still.
Trainwreck Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian - Musician, "Culture comes out of Genetics", Gangstalking Nut, Pedo Apologist, Ever Changing Aliases.
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I love that new retarded duck pose she's added into her tard haka repertoire. The one where she stands one one leg, leans forward, extends the other leg awkwardly out behind her and flutters her arms backwards. She probably thinks that she looks like a ballerina doing an arabesque, but there's a reason dance studios are full of mirrors.
I think most eggs sold aren’t pasteurised. It’s an added expense, and most eggs will be cooked so it isn’t necessary. Egg products that must be heat treated include things like egg whites packaged for convenience, or emulsions such as mayonnaise.
If you want to make your own mayo at home, there’s a small risk of salmonella unless you buy pasteurised eggs or do the heat thing yourself. You can eat all the raw untreated eggs you want, but you can’t sell that homemade salad dressing without making sure there’s no unwanted bacterial payload.
If Marissa insists on regularly eating raw eggs, her risk is increased.
I have noticed lately that she’s back to her music that she never had time for with the 15 hour work days. She back to promoting her artwork and dancing (she is limber, I’ll give her that) in her signature twirls and high kicks set literally to a different drummer. And displaying her pricey tidbits. Eviction doesn’t seem imminent.
Could her family have made an agreement with her landlord to quietly settle the outstanding debt? As unlikely as that would seem, and you’d think she’d be crowing about it, but maybe they’ve clubbed together to provide just enough to keep her where they have some idea where she is? I kind of hope so. I don’t think she’d do well homeless. No one thrives in that situation, but for her it would be catastrophic.
If you want to make your own mayo at home, there’s a small risk of salmonella unless you buy pasteurised eggs or do the heat thing yourself. You can eat all the raw untreated eggs you want, but you can’t sell that homemade salad dressing without making sure there’s no unwanted bacterial payload.
If Marissa insists on regularly eating raw eggs, her risk is increased.
I have noticed lately that she’s back to her music that she never had time for with the 15 hour work days. She back to promoting her artwork and dancing (she is limber, I’ll give her that) in her signature twirls and high kicks set literally to a different drummer. And displaying her pricey tidbits. Eviction doesn’t seem imminent.
Could her family have made an agreement with her landlord to quietly settle the outstanding debt? As unlikely as that would seem, and you’d think she’d be crowing about it, but maybe they’ve clubbed together to provide just enough to keep her where they have some idea where she is? I kind of hope so. I don’t think she’d do well homeless. No one thrives in that situation, but for her it would be catastrophic.
It's possible Bethann coughed up enough to pay her back rent and Marissa is back to living like the grasshopper in summer. But it's also possible that she's just temporarily blinded by her current rage at Freelee for being more famous than Marissa.
Marissa is also pretty good at ignoring her landlord in between reality breaks, so who knows.
I don't think for a second that Bethann paid anything. I think she's back to driving for lyft/uber and that's why she has money to show off her latest food haul. Bethann is done with her, cut her off, she would be absolutely stupid to give in and keep Marissa afloat at this point.
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An energetic, non-ranty 17+ minute brainiac world tour on how what people eat in one place (Greece! Norway! Japan!) makes them smarter than people in other places. Equador - like, how evolved? Not so sure about Africa either though she's sure in some parts they eat a lot of fish and are getting evolved; it may have to do with location and how much sun people are getting.
Plus good/bad music experimentation; early Pink Floyd members were all omnivores. Second cousin won million-dollar prize for medical research and his brain function is pretty good. His MIT professor wife is not interested in using technology. Technology is really amazing. Vangelis is pretty smart, uses technology, and is from Greece; not sure he's a very healthy person, necessarily.
P.S. She has less room for dancing in her apartment because she bought a bed for her father (placed in the smallest of her three bedrooms where she's never videoed herself doing the "90-degree" leg extensions that she cheats on by curving her spine to throw her shoulders forward toward her raised leg).
Reddit update: Her link for the world tour vid was botted off r/healthyfood because of the sub's Rule #5:
It may survive on r/anthropology and r/dietand health.
Yesterday she posted "Innocence Elise" on r/creativeroom and r/electronicmusic, adding the only comment those posts received:
Plus good/bad music experimentation; early Pink Floyd members were all omnivores. Second cousin won million-dollar prize for medical research and his brain function is pretty good. His MIT professor wife is not interested in using technology. Technology is really amazing. Vangelis is pretty smart, uses technology, and is from Greece; not sure he's a very healthy person, necessarily.
P.S. She has less room for dancing in her apartment because she bought a bed for her father (placed in the smallest of her three bedrooms where she's never videoed herself doing the "90-degree" leg extensions that she cheats on by curving her spine to throw her shoulders forward toward her raised leg).
Reddit update: Her link for the world tour vid was botted off r/healthyfood because of the sub's Rule #5:
It may survive on r/anthropology and r/dietand health.
Yesterday she posted "Innocence Elise" on r/creativeroom and r/electronicmusic, adding the only comment those posts received:
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I wonder if she knows about Pink Floyd's The Man and the Journey suite, or Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast? Or that they intended to make an LP using household items shortly before they embarked on creating the masterpiece DSoTM? Or how about the studio songs on the second LP of the Ummagumma release.
Nah, she's a poseur.
Nah, she's a poseur.
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She says life's going better and her landlord's installed cameras and double locks all over the house. She doesn't seem to feel spied upon. Yet.
Her war against banana gurl continues with backfiring language choices that sound like someone doing a parody of her. "Do you want to be able to think your way out of a paper bag?" Yes? Then she's got THE diet for you.
She sneers at people who pretend to be things they actually aren't. Anybody can claim to be an artist, she says, and not everybody can be a health guru but they can pretend to be.
The most evolved humans have been the Mediterranean, Japan, and Norway - the fish eaters. Fukushima! She hasn't seen as much wildlife. She hasn't seen black flies at all. "None of it is a joke." Noo-kyoo-lur fission.
Nonetheless, she's eating wild fish. Just bought sardines from Morocco. Maybe millions of people have died but we'd never know if they died as a result of Fukushima. No one's doing any in-depth research on this. They've seen stro-teem-90 in the aurora borealis. Gets lodged in your bones. Same thing in your lungs. Diabolical, it's death, it's destructive.
Humanity is an experiment in dumbed down monkeys. Yes, she loves acoustic music but she's very much interested in technology. She's very interested in living off the grid as well. If you want to hear more, put your money where your mouth is.
She was an athlete. How clear-thinking are you? She has no problems with hygiene or depression but has a little trouble with anxiety sometimes, which is only natural. She's thinking her way through her problems.
On a Reddit Fukushima sub, she said the video's diet/brain function title is "deceiving" because she talks so much about Fukushima. On three other subs, she posted a link to a Dana Dumford stream on a fundraiser for Fukushima research. She got auto-modded off one that doesn't allow standalone video posts.
Her war against banana gurl continues with backfiring language choices that sound like someone doing a parody of her. "Do you want to be able to think your way out of a paper bag?" Yes? Then she's got THE diet for you.
She sneers at people who pretend to be things they actually aren't. Anybody can claim to be an artist, she says, and not everybody can be a health guru but they can pretend to be.
The most evolved humans have been the Mediterranean, Japan, and Norway - the fish eaters. Fukushima! She hasn't seen as much wildlife. She hasn't seen black flies at all. "None of it is a joke." Noo-kyoo-lur fission.
Nonetheless, she's eating wild fish. Just bought sardines from Morocco. Maybe millions of people have died but we'd never know if they died as a result of Fukushima. No one's doing any in-depth research on this. They've seen stro-teem-90 in the aurora borealis. Gets lodged in your bones. Same thing in your lungs. Diabolical, it's death, it's destructive.
Humanity is an experiment in dumbed down monkeys. Yes, she loves acoustic music but she's very much interested in technology. She's very interested in living off the grid as well. If you want to hear more, put your money where your mouth is.
She was an athlete. How clear-thinking are you? She has no problems with hygiene or depression but has a little trouble with anxiety sometimes, which is only natural. She's thinking her way through her problems.
On a Reddit Fukushima sub, she said the video's diet/brain function title is "deceiving" because she talks so much about Fukushima. On three other subs, she posted a link to a Dana Dumford stream on a fundraiser for Fukushima research. She got auto-modded off one that doesn't allow standalone video posts.
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The first video doesnt seem to be working. Here it is for the curious; she sounds like she wants to be showing off how secure her home is, but this kind of thing directly affects her gang stalking fears. How long before she insists that the landlord has hidden cameras in her apartment?
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Yeah #1, I've been having some kind of secondary fail in the last week or so with both mp4s and jpgs. Everything looks ok when I first post, but shortly thereafter, if I Ctrl R I find nothing left in the post but the unique identifying number for the asset. On this post, only the last of the replacements now appears on screen. At times, nothing will load at all.
Yeah #2, how long before she locks in on Smutley hacking the cams to make vids for Porn Hub?
She's gotten some push-back on r/fukushima. (Screen shot seems to have loaded successfully. Will check back.)
Update: She's still in her u fuku uppu cycle - new 15:22-min video. Got some pushback on YouTube so know that because she has research doctors (now plural) in her family, she thinks science! Second Update: She's actually gone back and forth with her critic and left the exchange up.
Updated version of the comments section:
On r/nuclearpower, a more KF type of reaction:
Fourth update: Yesterday, she posted a link on three subs to a Dana Durnford fundraising stream. Someone's comment on her r/nuclearpower post pointed to this Japan Times article about Durnford, which says he was convicted of criminal harassment in a British Columbia court ini 2016 because he threatened violence against two scientists he claimed were underplaying the damage from Fukushima. Durnford's a diver, not a scientist, and has claimed online that the court proceedings bankrupted him. So once again, crazy Marissa is drawn to another crazy.
Fifth update: She's hidden the 15-min vid in the spoiler above and replaced it with this 8-min vid, which was promptly knocked by the Durnford-debunker commenting on the longer vid.
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Marissa continues to ramble about radiation, despite lacking even the most basic understanding of electromagnetic radiation.
"Frankenstein food"
Dec would be proud. She just needs to learn about the gangster computer god.
"Do I need to flash my body in front of you and show you my dance videos to you and my 90 degree leg kicks and leg extensions to impress you? I'm a pretty healthy person if you look at my dance videos."
Again with her being steps away from self-awareness. No one is asking her to make these videos. She feels like she needs to because she feels like she has to impress the world. Just sad.
"This is actually post traumatic stress disorder... Anyone who witnessed Fukushima on the TV might be suffering from a little bit of PTSD."
This misconception comes from part of the DSM V's definition of PTSD. One of the possibilities for developing PTSD is hearing about a traumatic event second hand. But it's important to keep in mind that this criteria is contextual (like all criteria). This is included to cover things like when people saw footage of 9/11, especially spouses or kids of those who died in the attack, would experience flashbacks of the footage and have distressing memories of hearing about the attack. The definition also covers things like how some therapists can start experiencing PTSD-like symptoms after working with trauma patients for a long time. This is not meant to cover that time Marissa saw Fukushima on the news and now is totally upsetty-spaghetti about it.
Also wanted to say thanks to @Wm Chuckaspear for doing a ton of archiving lately. Work's been busy so I haven't had time to keep on Marissa's constant uploads (a lot of which for a while were rather boring). Glad that her ramblings have been saved.
"Frankenstein food"
Dec would be proud. She just needs to learn about the gangster computer god.
"Do I need to flash my body in front of you and show you my dance videos to you and my 90 degree leg kicks and leg extensions to impress you? I'm a pretty healthy person if you look at my dance videos."
Again with her being steps away from self-awareness. No one is asking her to make these videos. She feels like she needs to because she feels like she has to impress the world. Just sad.
"This is actually post traumatic stress disorder... Anyone who witnessed Fukushima on the TV might be suffering from a little bit of PTSD."
This misconception comes from part of the DSM V's definition of PTSD. One of the possibilities for developing PTSD is hearing about a traumatic event second hand. But it's important to keep in mind that this criteria is contextual (like all criteria). This is included to cover things like when people saw footage of 9/11, especially spouses or kids of those who died in the attack, would experience flashbacks of the footage and have distressing memories of hearing about the attack. The definition also covers things like how some therapists can start experiencing PTSD-like symptoms after working with trauma patients for a long time. This is not meant to cover that time Marissa saw Fukushima on the news and now is totally upsetty-spaghetti about it.
Also wanted to say thanks to @Wm Chuckaspear for doing a ton of archiving lately. Work's been busy so I haven't had time to keep on Marissa's constant uploads (a lot of which for a while were rather boring). Glad that her ramblings have been saved.
Potential crossover: There's a crowd of Chernobyl enthusiasts online that believe the Chernobyl Disaster was the most interesting and profound event in human history. Some of them are autistic enough that they go on annual pilgrimages to Pripyat with other Chernobyl autists. It'd be decent drama if they came across her Chernobyl discounting videos. If she keeps posting links on Reddit, maybe she'll find them and they can have a sperg off. 
I'd love to see her locate Ukraine on a map.
When's she getting evicted?
I'd love to see her locate Ukraine on a map.
When's she getting evicted?
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She's still burning up those pixels for us.
She posted it on four Reddit subs, including r/future, where it drew its only comment so far:
Glad to be helping out with the archiving since I've been deskbound for a spell. I'll be in the field again next week, though, and back to my usual shit posting around here most likely.
Glad to be helping out with the archiving since I've been deskbound for a spell. I'll be in the field again next week, though, and back to my usual shit posting around here most likely.
Marissa is peak Dunning-Kreuger. She googles the most superficial aspects of a topic and then presumes she's an absolute expert.
The earths ecosystem is dying!
Human genetics are declining!
Fukushima causes PTSD!
"I am not an environmental scientist... all I know. It just takes two and two to put together."
"Mutants run our world! They're missing certain chromosomes!"
She talks about nuclear waste but I can guarantee her conception of nuclear waste is the glowing green stuff you see in cartoons. It really just shocks me how stupid this 60 year old woman is some times. You'd think someone that age would at least know something. But she's been sheltered from needing to learn her entire life so she knows less than the average middle schooler in the states.
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More fugly babbies and missing insects.
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Her chant used to be that she was very smart because her father was three credits away from a PhD and a girl she ran track with in high school had gone on to medical school. Now it's that Second Cousin Seward, who avoids having anything to do with her, is good at his job.
My conclusion is she herself was crappy at academics or we'd be hearing about her reading at the college level while in kindergarten, her national spelling bee triumph, her high school science prize, her 99.99th percentile SAT scores, her graduation with honors, and her decision to turn down a Princeton merit scholarship to devote herself to a decade of private music studies.
But no, the best the yearning braggart can come up with is other people's accomplishments that she thinks cling to her like the smell of smoke from someone else's cigarette.
A lot of her Science Knowledge comes from crank YouTube videos, I think. Watch one like that and YT fills your recs with more. Her blanket hostility finds apocalyptic scenarios satisfying and her desire for special knowledge known only to a select few makes conspiracies alluring. I'm actually surprised she hasn't gone full QAnon. Maybe it's too hoi polloi for her.
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My conclusion is she herself was crappy at academics or we'd be hearing about her reading at the college level while in kindergarten, her national spelling bee triumph, her high school science prize, her 99.99th percentile SAT scores, her graduation with honors, and her decision to turn down a Princeton merit scholarship to devote herself to a decade of private music studies.
But no, the best the yearning braggart can come up with is other people's accomplishments that she thinks cling to her like the smell of smoke from someone else's cigarette.
A lot of her Science Knowledge comes from crank YouTube videos, I think. Watch one like that and YT fills your recs with more. Her blanket hostility finds apocalyptic scenarios satisfying and her desire for special knowledge known only to a select few makes conspiracies alluring. I'm actually surprised she hasn't gone full QAnon. Maybe it's too hoi polloi for her.
From r/DNA, a comment on the 6/18 "Deformed Humans" video, which she has now hidden.
I'll add any other comments that I see pop up during the day. No activity on her Facebook.
I'll add any other comments that I see pop up during the day. No activity on her Facebook.
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This morning's video is a beautiful display of projection and magical thinking. She uses her "disdainful New Yorker drags you" voice. Only about six minutes long. Cow crossover noted in the summary of today's video included in the spoilered content.
The dead artist whose video Marissa trains her phone cam on in her own video today was Geoff Palko. This next video is his and he talks about having been defrauded of his life savings. Marissa added a comment to it today.
Summary: Blanch and others convinced an ailing Canadian artist, Geoff Palko, to invest money from a house he sold in their scheme and when Palko sobered up, detoxed, and got wise, the scammers hounded him until he killed himself on Christmas Eve 2014. The scammers' defenders claim Palko's brother, mother, and a YouTuber known as Connectingdots2 were the real scammers - a Connectingdots hangout of his on Palko (too long to archive).
Marissa, btw, has not posted links on Reddit about today's vid and has taken down her fuku vids from earlier in the week. Update: She's now hidden today's "wackos" video.
Original link (will probably be dead soon given her privating habits) - YouTube
e: Paraphrasing - pulled this into a spoiler because the post was getting so damn long:
A mentally ill artist on disability committed suicide in 2014. Tens of thousands of dollars of his money went to fuku "activists" Dana Durnford and Kevin Blanch - she's not sure how that worked, but since he was mentally ill can you totally blame Durnford and Blanch?
All this gossip ! And garbage! People are saying Durnford is physically violent and threatening. Well, as far as Marissa knows, he never was physically violent, but somebody just said he threatened somebody and he's on probation. [See that Japan Times article linked previously for facts about the case. KF noted his existence in this Community Watch thread.]
Oh my gosh! These people are so mentally ill! [Apparently meaning the scientists who reported Durnford for harassing and threatening them.] And they have nothing to do with beauty and culture.
And then this guy is saying Kevin Blanch never had cancer [but he does have his own KF thread, yay us]. Marissa doesn't know Kevin so she doesn't know, but who are you to say he didn't have cancer? You just know everything. You're connecting the dots, right?
Wackos are bothering her because she's talking about three meltdowns at Fukushima and only one at Chernobyl. They don't have to come on and say I'm a liar. You're a wacko. All these people are wackos. She listened to Arnie Gunderson for an hour. He doesn't sound wacko. He's an expert in nookyoolur fission and nookyoolur energy. Obama said it was okay to pour millions of toxics in the ocean to sink the BP oil spill rather than letting the algae in the ocean take care of the oil spill naturally. Marissa has read up on all this but she's not to sure about it and doesn't want to make a fool of herself.
She's noticed about 50% decline of insects since she was a kid. She's noticed it so she doesn't have to see data.
Now this guy committed suicide and was obviously mentally ill, so why would he give all this money to these people? His doing that is a sign that he was mentally ill and Durnford and Blanch should not be blamed for taking his life savings. But she thinks they're all wacko. All of these people.
She calls out the user "Dana Durnford& Kevin Blanch Debunked" - see the second spoiler in this post | the user's YT channel - who's dinged her vids a couple of times. Dana seems pretty normal, says Marissa, but she doesn't know them. They're probably all wacko, she would assume, because this guy connecting dots sounds like a complete wacko. They get a lot of attention and they get a lot of video views and they get a lot of money.
What are they doing for society? They're just cursing up a storm. They're crass and full of themselves. There are so many people who are mentally ill in this society - people bothering me on the Internet who don't even know her. And her family? She's thinking about them every day. They're so out there in left field. She should have disowned them a long time ago.
e: Paraphrasing - pulled this into a spoiler because the post was getting so damn long:
A mentally ill artist on disability committed suicide in 2014. Tens of thousands of dollars of his money went to fuku "activists" Dana Durnford and Kevin Blanch - she's not sure how that worked, but since he was mentally ill can you totally blame Durnford and Blanch?
All this gossip ! And garbage! People are saying Durnford is physically violent and threatening. Well, as far as Marissa knows, he never was physically violent, but somebody just said he threatened somebody and he's on probation. [See that Japan Times article linked previously for facts about the case. KF noted his existence in this Community Watch thread.]
Oh my gosh! These people are so mentally ill! [Apparently meaning the scientists who reported Durnford for harassing and threatening them.] And they have nothing to do with beauty and culture.
And then this guy is saying Kevin Blanch never had cancer [but he does have his own KF thread, yay us]. Marissa doesn't know Kevin so she doesn't know, but who are you to say he didn't have cancer? You just know everything. You're connecting the dots, right?
Wackos are bothering her because she's talking about three meltdowns at Fukushima and only one at Chernobyl. They don't have to come on and say I'm a liar. You're a wacko. All these people are wackos. She listened to Arnie Gunderson for an hour. He doesn't sound wacko. He's an expert in nookyoolur fission and nookyoolur energy. Obama said it was okay to pour millions of toxics in the ocean to sink the BP oil spill rather than letting the algae in the ocean take care of the oil spill naturally. Marissa has read up on all this but she's not to sure about it and doesn't want to make a fool of herself.
She's noticed about 50% decline of insects since she was a kid. She's noticed it so she doesn't have to see data.
Now this guy committed suicide and was obviously mentally ill, so why would he give all this money to these people? His doing that is a sign that he was mentally ill and Durnford and Blanch should not be blamed for taking his life savings. But she thinks they're all wacko. All of these people.
She calls out the user "Dana Durnford& Kevin Blanch Debunked" - see the second spoiler in this post | the user's YT channel - who's dinged her vids a couple of times. Dana seems pretty normal, says Marissa, but she doesn't know them. They're probably all wacko, she would assume, because this guy connecting dots sounds like a complete wacko. They get a lot of attention and they get a lot of video views and they get a lot of money.
What are they doing for society? They're just cursing up a storm. They're crass and full of themselves. There are so many people who are mentally ill in this society - people bothering me on the Internet who don't even know her. And her family? She's thinking about them every day. They're so out there in left field. She should have disowned them a long time ago.
Blanch, "Ex-Mormon Fukushima conspiracy theorist, anti-nuclear crusader, crazy old man,", his own content:
Twitter | Facebook | YouTube | GoFundMe | Google resume | theignoranceproject.com | Post Ignorance Radio
KF observations:
Blanch thread | Durnford Community Watch thread mention
Debunking Blanch and Durnford:
Geoff Palko, March 21, 1968 - December 24, 2014: Facebook | Obit (paywall) | summary of scammers' defense (Vimeo)
Twitter | Facebook | YouTube | GoFundMe | Google resume | theignoranceproject.com | Post Ignorance Radio
KF observations:
Blanch thread | Durnford Community Watch thread mention
Debunking Blanch and Durnford:
YouTube: Fukushima Fraudsters YT | Blanch, Palko, Ackermann, Durnford, Amala YT | D&B Debunked YT | Durnford Is A Creepy Old Pervert YT | How Fukushima Contributed to Geoff Palko's Death YT
Facebook: The Post Ignorance Project - Scammers
Textuploader: Shills list
Geoff Palko, March 21, 1968 - December 24, 2014: Facebook | Obit (paywall) | summary of scammers' defense (Vimeo)
Marissa, btw, has not posted links on Reddit about today's vid and has taken down her fuku vids from earlier in the week. Update: She's now hidden today's "wackos" video.
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I remember her bringing up Kevin Blanch as her friend a couple months ago, and her commenting on his channel. Her saying she doesn't know Kevin is 100% bullshit, and I'm pretty positive they talk and share crazy conspiracy shit behind the scenes. If I remember correctly she said she's called him before (I'll check in a bit). I was going to write a post about how I thought so already because she had recently became obsessed with the Fukushima shit, and that was what Kevin was most into, but her bringing him up definitely raises the probability of that in my mind.
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It would be nice if Marissa had a friend, and any friend of hers would have to be amoral and neurodiverse. I wonder if Blanch is the one who told her about a new way to make money when her Uber gig collapsed for lack of proper car insurance.
She's pretty scam proof since she's broke and can't squeeze money out of Dar thanks to the restraining order, but Blanch might have mistaken her having a three-bedroom apartment in NYC while being an unemployed composer/vocalist/artist/dancer/nutrition expert for her being a trustifarian.
Edit: New video up - 12 minutes - people dedicated to the arts are always poor (pour-purrs like Van Gogh, Mozart, Marissa) because there's a problem in society with people not recognizing artists.
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His mom is truly some of the things Marissa claims to be - a diet and fitness expert, an artist, and beautiful. Marissa must loathe her. The fam lives in Brooklyn, across the Verrazzano Bridge from Marissa's Staten Island apartment.
Instead of buying clothes, Marissa buys art supplies and guitar strings. She has shoes and socks that she bought but has not bought any clothes. She has no time to play her piano because she is working this job to pay for this place but would rather live off the grid in a trailer and have no social life.
One of her vids [Innocence Elise] hit about 9,000 views. YouTube deducted 1,000 of them. Artists are people!
[Switchback alert:] Kevin Blanch calls himself an artist but is not one. He's not dedicated. He talks about rock stars.
Real artists are not becoming med students. They're poor. They're totally dedicated. Thirteen hours a day she was doing her music. She's going to find a way out of working so many hours. May give up sound booth and piano so she can move out of her three-bedroom apartment.
Her sister is beating the hell out of her right now. She is physically attacking Marissa by stealing her inheritance. Her father beat the hell of Marissa while she was studying at Curtis. They are not artists! Marissa has the legal right to be obsessed with art.
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Look, I disagree with Marissa on most things, but holy fuck you shouldn't be uploading a video of yourself playing onto the Internet if in the first 21 seconds of the recording you've butchered your spacatto, played an octave (D4 and D5 at 0:11) out of tune, and played thirds that sound like they'd come from south-east asian microtonal music (0:21). This isn't just a bad take, they need to go and practice for another month or two on that piece. Fuck, their violin isn't even in tune (the A string is flat). If you have the gall to leave that in a video and upload that to the Internet, I don't really know what to say.
My guess is he just doesn't want to play violin but his mom forces him to. I really can't imagine why you'd upload a video like that otherwise. The piece is clearly too difficult for him. I really think this is a case in which a parent is making their kid play and they aren't really interested, but I could be wrong.
Okay, sorry for the violin sperging. Back to the regularly scheduled programming of making fun of Marissa.
It's still significantly more talent than Marissa has though. They've clearly practiced and been practicing for a while, whereas Marissa has never practiced anything in her life.
New video!
Sounds like she had a falling out with Kevin Blanch then, she sounds salty as fuck about him. Really curious what happened there. I think the idea that he took money from her somehow or asked her for money sounds reasonable. He's pretty fucking crazy and broke as well, and I'm sure just the idea that someone would ask Marissa for money to support their art instead of them giving money to her would insult her so much that it'd really piss her off like this.
Spoiler alert Marissa, artists give other artists money, at the very least so you don't look like you're an egotistical asshole.
But the idea that anyone could produce art better than Marissa is an assault. No one could ever make something that's better than what she does.
"Artists know that music is not just commercial."
She's just salty that better artists can actually make money. God she's so pissed that she's broke as fuck.
"My dad hung up the phone on me every time I talked to him, it's fathers day today."
Sounds like she broke the no-contact order!
"I wanted to get married but people do not support the arts."
God I can't imagine what a relationship with Marissa would be like. "You have to support me! IM AN ARTIST!!!!!!!!!!"
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