Trainwreck Viva La Katie J -

[itsacowyes]

Anyone know Viva la Katie J on youtube?

28 years old, morbidly obese, weighs around 310 pounds, lives with her mother, doesn’t have a job. Says Youtube is her job, but posts videos in cycles: posts every day for a month, then once the money start coming in she stops, comes up with some excuse (last time it was that she had a lazy eye). Rinse and repeat.

Recently she’s been posting “sexy” photos on Patreon and makes some money from that.

Her goal in life? Be in a love relationship with a man. She is on Tinder and other dating sites, but in all her photos she’s got her tits and tongue out. She’s never had a boyfriend before, but is being constantly used for sex. Back in September, the guy she was seeing ghosted her after having sex with him. They met on Tinder. She doesn’t understand why all guys just want to use her for sex. Her conclusion is that she just hasn’t met the right man yet.

After that guy ghosted her she decided to lose weight. Went on Slimming World for three weeks, then stopped. Filmed herself eating pizza and chocolate for Halloween.

Video of her wondering why he's not replying to her crazy text messages:

She said in a video that she wouldn’t date a fat guy, she likes really fit muscular men. She is literally morbidly obese. Goes into bars with her breasts hanging out, then brags about how much attention she received from men over her slim girlfriends.

https://www.youtube.com/user/VivaLaKatieJ/videos

Spoiler: Pictures

 

[wifflypuff]

I know I'm an old prude and out of touch with The Kids These Days, but why can't these dumb bints figure out that "looking for a nice man" and "plastering my tits all over the internet" are not compatible?

 

[Broken Pussy]

If you have to lie down on the bed and photograph yourself from that angle in order to appear sexy, you're doing sexy wrong. That photo is just incredibly bizarre looking. She looks like she's trying to do the Exorcist crab walk, but with her boobs out.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I know I'm an old prude and out of touch with The Kids These Days, but why can't these dumb bints figure out that "looking for a nice man" and "plastering my tits all over the internet" are not compatible?

Dumb bitches have been doing this way before the internet. I can only guess its because they are impatient and putting their T&A out is the only way to get immediate attention (the wrong type). Also, when you're a dumb bint it's the only thing you got to offer cause sparkling personality and intelligence ain't on the menu.

I'm sure if she does go out with thin normal girls the fact there is a hambeast with her fat titties in everyones face does attract quite a bit of comment and laughter from drunk guys.

 

[DuckSucker]

She said in a video that she wouldn’t date a fat guy, she likes really fit muscular men. She is literally morbidly obese.

Theres your problem. Can I get a source for posterity? Im not a fat fuck but I also am like, of course a dude who puts effort into his body and works out isnt gonna want to "settle" for a 300 lb girl, are you kidding? I know dudes get way, way desperate, so Im sure she gets what she wants, but come on.

Also, those are not attractive breasts. What's that line about fat chicks bragging about having tits being like scrawny, nerdy men bragging about how you can see their muscles?

 

[Broken Pussy]

I need to know a bitch's band-size when she tries to impress me with her cup-size. If you're sporting DDD boobs but your band size is 40-something, you're just fat. Lose a hundred pounds, tell me how much of that came off your chest.

 

[LD 3187]

Just adding this here so we know where to track her:
https://twitter.com/VivaLaKatieJ
https://www.instagram.com/vivalakatiej/
https://plus.google.com/+VivaLaKatieJ
https://www.facebook.com/VivaLaKatieJ/
http://www.vivalakatiej.com/
https://www.patreon.com/vivalakatiej

vivalakatiej@gmail.com

Also what do you think about THIS @Bitch I Might Be :

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Lol what a slag.

 

[Null]

She is actually physically revolting.

 

[itsacowyes]

I'll look up the video where she said she doesn't date fat guys.

Meanwhile feast your eyes on this:

Of course she worships Trisha Paytas and films the occasional Mukbang. Some of her videos have click-bait titles, she's trying to mlk the youtube cow as much as she can, bc she has no other job.

Two years ago she told the story of how a guy rejected her after having sex a couple of times and she was tearing up in the video, for a second I felt sorry for her, but then I realised she's bringing all of this on to herself.

The pics are all on her public instagram account, so any guy dating her would have access to all this glorious content.

Spoiler

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Her room and...for argument's sake, we'll call it a "sense of style"... it all looks like that of something pulled straight out of 2008. And it's terrifying.
That's indicative of the year she probably stopped developing mentally. (But sure as fuck when she probably started growing physically. )

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Tits are not supposed to look like this. Pic relevant

"Super sexy outfit of the day"

 

[Xenomorph]

Lol what a slag.

She is the definition of a slag in that thumbnail, bitch looks like the type of girl who has a sandwich in one hand and a fag in the other talking about how she needs a six foot tall buff man and wont settle for less.

 

[Xenomorph]

oh god when the music starts

 

[Mason Verger]

If sloppy tits make you sexy, then Chris has been a goddess since 2006.

 

[RobertPaulson]

I think the saddest part is that her face is really pretty (IMHO). She's getting what she wants so she has no need to actually lose the weight and work on not being a gross bimbo.

 

[Xenomorph]

Here she talks about how she wants lip fillers, sasses her Mother for her asking to let the dogs out to go to the bathroom and misses being kissed but not to be naked with a man just kissing ( I wonder why she doesnt want to naked any guesses?). She is out of breath throughout the video and keeps pizza in her room.

 

[itsacowyes]

She posted a video listing what she wants from a guy she’s dating. I’m summing it up for you.

Wants him to call her and send her good morning and good night texts, bc she wants to be the first thing he’s thinking about when he wakes up.
And none of those generic “how are you” texts, she wants him to be funny & interesting ffs, entertain her!
On an actual date she wants chivalry, a gentleman should hold her hand and walk her to her car/door.
She wants a kiss good night on the first date.
She wants him to text her once he gets home after the date, because that shows he is interested.
She wants to be asked on a “proper date”, not be invited to the guy’s house.
She wants the guy to plan the date a few days in advance.
She wants some sexual tension but no talking about her boobs and how many people she’s slept with because that’s not what she’s looking for (coming from a girl who only posts pics with her boobs out).
She wants a guy who’s focused on her.

I mean having standards is alright but how about evaluating what you’re bringing to the table. She doesn’t realise that she’ll never be more than an easy lay until she can offer more than her body. She has no education, still lives at home with her mother, has no job/career, no plans, her health will start deteriorating soon, and she’s got no desire to better herself.

 

[Null]

Do you guys think she's a flight risk? If so, I can archive her videos. In general if you ever think something needs to be archived let me know.

 

[RI 360]

I only had time to watch half a minute of one video, her atrophying misshapen shelf breasts remind me of cadaver flesh. I can tell this will be my new favorite cow, good find.