vlog | girlfriend reacts to my new bra, torrid haul & weight loss talk - we have reached a new low - 07/09/2020

[Hamberlard Raid]

Archive (360p):

Spoiler: REEEEEEEECAP

• VLOGEEN IN THE CAR
• i didnt see you there!!
• car is on bc hot as heck
• locking the car so "no one steals me"
• have me a venti guava pashun froot
• she got bigger?
• got cash, got bite, got soup
• beck-ee needs a knee brace from wommart
• beck-ee always had knee problems bc fat
• developeen pichurs
• need new cell phone case
• marco polo hannah and rage
• sitting on the hole foods patio and writeen in FRESH AIR
• IF WE AREN'T IN THE HOUSE WE ARE CHILLING AT HOME
• need new wallet from target.com
• not in the mood for vlogeen
• mentalz
• I HAVE A NEW BRA
• worn the same multiple bras
• LONG TIME
• the cups look ginormous
• my bewbs are small 4 my statchur
• i am unsure as to whether or not these fabric cups can accommodate my soggy fried egg flapjack titties
• pantalones
• dress
• tank top
• more shit, you get the gist
• she bought the identical dress
• 52B is too big
• the tittles have shrunk
• becky notices the drastic change in breast placement
• boobs are closer to chin than knees
• more jeweree
• becky loves musky basements (is that why she stuck around?)
• smells like incest incense
• first time she has slept in bed since surjeree
• I LOVE VICKS VAPO RUB
• chikin sausig, froot, and ayg
• I HAVE NO BOOKMARKS
• now i do!!!!
• they are metil
• drinkeen diet soduh
• she tries snapping her fingers LOL
• the excessive amount of flesh dampens any sound
• my channel is about mah lyfe
• NO PERSONAL DETAILS
• NOT A WEIGHT LOSS CHANNEL
• beckee is makeen porkchops
• inside the air fryer!!
• prepackaged coosecoose
• cand green beens
• REBECCA HAUL
• stencils
• project for amberlynn
• holy fuck, her sores have multiplied
• let's add excoriation disorder to the "diagnosis" list
• a cat sat on her incision and she woke up with a swollen eye?
• beckee installed a shelf!!! not on my ass
• she didnt fill the last few tiers because fat
• rarity hates her lol
• bed goes up to her "hip"
• she hates both of the beds
• slept in the guest room Becky's room and hurt her tailbone
• wasabi is asleep in the closet
• FUCK YOU, GOODBYE

bald headed rhesus monkey looking ass

Final thoughts: Amber's cups might be A, but her cluster is B. She is riddled with more sores than usual and is expanding at a rapid rate. Our gorl is opting out of weight loss talk for good reason: she will hit the big 6-0-0 before Christmas. Bet.

 

[Fandom Trash]

With the rate Amberlynn is going...she might need to purchase another bra just for her moobs alone.

 

[MarvelousMess]

So “no one steals me”... like anyone could steal amber

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

amber, we talked about this, weight loss isn't some magic thing where if you say the word "weight loss" enough the 400lb damage you've done goes away.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Is it just me or is she trying harder than usual to sound like a teen?

 

[Fandom Trash]

How long till this turns into an off color, murky shade of what it originally used to be like her old bra?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Is it just me or is she trying harder than usual to sound like a teen?

Gotta recruit those new Ambabies from Tik Tok.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This fat fuck showing her 'cleavage' off in her new black bra just made me bring sick up in the back of my mouth

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

She actually did a bra try on. And she thinks it’s weird that her boobs are supported instead of just resting on her gut. Also 52 B, lol.

Spoiler: Islamic content

 

[bubble tea]

Also 52 B, lol.

Imagine being 500lbs and not even 20 of those pounds went to your tits.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

17:48 Twinkie slipping the butler some tongue

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

How long before we can use that bra to manufacture chemical weapons

 

[soft breathing]

I was happier 10 seconds ago when I didn't read this thread title and didn't have all the mental images it gave me.

 

[UntitledKiwi]

Imagine being 500lbs and not even 20 of those pounds went to your tits.

“My boobs are very small for my uh... stature, if you will.” - Amber, 2020

 

[GothSloth]

Becky bought a "basement" smell candle hoping it smelled like a literal musty MOLDY basement. Who likes the smell of damp mold like that? Is that a thing?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Becky bought a "basement" smell candle hoping it smelled like a literal musty MOLDY basement. Who likes the smell of damp mold like that? Is that a thing?

Probably reminds her of the good old days when she could escape from Big AL by going to the basement (her bedroom) and Big AL couldn't follow her because of the stairs.

 

[Brick Face]

Another Torrid haul where she buys clothes that a five year old would wear. She finally got a new brahs guiz and she shows us her hoarding problems and buys more useless items. Lmao literally less than a week ago, she told us that she won't talk about her health anymore but then talks about discussing her health with us again because muh views are going down.

 

[ChuckyChuck12]

LiarLynn says Necky and she shared THIS bed?! No way they could both fit. Impossible. What she means is she slept there while Necky was on the ground LIKE A DOG. My only hope is that the Neckster will ‘accidentally’ trip on a Guitar Hero cord and trigger an avalanche within the apartment that will conclude with Hambucket getting crushed underneath the weight of suck-yoo-lents, unopened board games, and stinky candles, ending everyone’s misery. Then we can all go back to normal living and retrospectively view all of this as a really fucked up and failed social experiment. Someday... maybe...

 

[marjoram]

She's decomposing before our eyes. The amount of sores, bruises, and different colors not found on healthy, living skin is gruesome. She's also filthy-her face is shiny with grease, and that hair..
The thumbnail featuring an actual Thumb is a troll and also gross. Amber is just bottom of the barrel gross now in everything she shows on social media. This is where she's found her comfort zone-in grossness. It was inevitable it would come to this eventually. Big Al livin' her best life is just plain gross.

 

[Krobus]

This title is click bait. Becky is too high to have any reactions.