vlog | starbucks taste test walk with me, & target haul - 09/18/20 -

AmberAlert

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Ok for real, what is up with all the toothpaste? I know it's funny to think she's eating it...but she couldn't be, right? Is she just throwing out half empty tubes because she's too lazy to squeeze them out all the way? Or is she just desperate for things to buy because she has nothing in her sad pathetic life?
 

Kurdoğlu

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Ok for real, what is up with all the toothpaste? I know it's funny to think she's eating it...but she couldn't be, right? Is she just throwing out half empty tubes because she's too lazy to squeeze them out all the way? Or is she just desperate for things to buy because she has nothing in her sad pathetic life?
It brings me no pleasure to present to you this possibility: she lost the tubes in her rolls somewhere. Unlikely possibility, yes. But still possible. (:_(
 

Greengames

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Ok for real, what is up with all the toothpaste? I know it's funny to think she's eating it...but she couldn't be, right? Is she just throwing out half empty tubes because she's too lazy to squeeze them out all the way? Or is she just desperate for things to buy because she has nothing in her sad pathetic life?
I think she's doing what she always does with everything. Buy all the shit and plan to do it but never do. She is probably getting uncomfortable with how dem city folke look at her, being the filthy, smelly monster that she is. I wouldn't be surprised if she does a $150 body wash haul and we never see that shit again.
 

mekalekahi

It would mess up my metabolism
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Ok for real, what is up with all the toothpaste? I know it's funny to think she's eating it...but she couldn't be, right? Is she just throwing out half empty tubes because she's too lazy to squeeze them out all the way? Or is she just desperate for things to buy because she has nothing in her sad pathetic life?
This has really been bothering me lol. She must be throwing them away when they are partially squeezed or something because we all know how insanely wasteful amber is. Like someone mentioned she dumped a entire acetone bottle to soak her nails for 1 minute. If you brush your teeth twice a day, a tube could still last you months.
 

flummox

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This has really been bothering me lol. She must be throwing them away when they are partially squeezed or something because we all know how insanely wasteful amber is. Like someone mentioned she dumped a entire acetone bottle to soak her nails for 1 minute. If you brush your teeth twice a day, a tube could still last you months.
My guess is they're lost in the hoard somewhere. She probably tossed them on the bed they totally use, and they were so quickly buried that she decided it was easier to just buy more than to go excavating.
 

how now brown cow

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One of those toothpastes she bought is a whitening one. Becky definitely isn't using much toothpaste, and clearly not the whitening stuff either. I think she is either eating it - she's not right in the head, and maybe she liked the taste of one, and started swallowing it instead of spitting it out after she's finished brushing or got a bit on her finger and sucked it off, and then thought it was kinda nice, and then every time she went to the bathroom she got a little bit on her finger and sucked it off, then a few weeks later she's eating a couple of tubes every week. I can see how it could happen for her. Or she has these little OCD-type things she does, like not getting the first of something on the rack. New toothpaste every week might be a thing like that too.

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In "fun with friends & flashing neighbours" just over a week ago she said "these are the new toothpastes I got, I dont use them, for some reason they make me gag, especially the rapid relief one". Then she says she loves brushing her teeth and these are her favourites, the ones in the drawer. If the rapid relief toothpaste made her gag, then why is so much missing from the tube?

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no weight loss doctor? I wonder if it was the same one she saw a year ago, some doctors work at multiple places. She mentioned an appointment in another vlog.

One of those toothpastes she bought is a whitening one. Becky definitely isn't using much toothpaste, and clearly not the whitening stuff either. I think she is either eating it - she's not right in the head, and maybe she liked the taste of one, and started swallowing it instead of spitting it out after she's finished brushing or got a bit on her finger and sucked it off, and then thought it was kinda nice, and then every time she went to the bathroom she got a little bit on her finger and sucked it off, then a few weeks later she's eating a couple of tubes every week. I can see how it could happen for her. Or she has these little OCD-type things she does, like not getting the first of something on the rack. New toothpaste every week might be a thing like that too.

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In "fun with friends & flashing neighbours" just over a week ago she said "these are the new toothpastes I got, I dont use them, for some reason they make me gag, especially the rapid relief one". Then she says she loves brushing her teeth and these are her favourites, the ones in the drawer. If the rapid relief toothpaste made her gag, then why is so much missing from the tube?

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I guess it's the soda pop making Becky's teeth look like that. Looks like a smoker or heavy coffee drinker's teeth though but Becky does neither (or does she smoke...? nah, not in that apartment. )
 

mythical mother

ayyyy
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How much longer do y’all think she can keep pulling these views while uploading the same video over and over? This haul/riding around town/talking about nothing in the mirror of her bathroom format has been exactly the same for what... two months now? Give or take an appearance from Becky and more recently, the other deathfats (which she mostly doesn’t film) she hasn’t done anything different at all. I thought people would have bailed by now, at least until she clickbaits with something like a mookbong again, but I stand corrected.
 
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Virtual Boring

Holy dammit Christmas!
True & Honest Fan
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One of those toothpastes she bought is a whitening one. Becky definitely isn't using much toothpaste, and clearly not the whitening stuff either. I think she is either eating it - she's not right in the head, and maybe she liked the taste of one, and started swallowing it instead of spitting it out after she's finished brushing or got a bit on her finger and sucked it off, and then thought it was kinda nice, and then every time she went to the bathroom she got a little bit on her finger and sucked it off, then a few weeks later she's eating a couple of tubes every week. I can see how it could happen for her. Or she has these little OCD-type things she does, like not getting the first of something on the rack. New toothpaste every week might be a thing like that too.

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In "fun with friends & flashing neighbours" just over a week ago she said "these are the new toothpastes I got, I dont use them, for some reason they make me gag, especially the rapid relief one". Then she says she loves brushing her teeth and these are her favourites, the ones in the drawer. If the rapid relief toothpaste made her gag, then why is so much missing from the tube?

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I got what you’re insinuating. Maybe she’s just eating it on her binges. Just swallowing it like a deranged seagull bypasses the gag reflex.

I just don’t understand what makes her think that someone would want to see her “taste tests.” Maybe the screeching “follow her to the end” fa(t)ns, but. No one is following her recommendations and hiking their pants up to waddle to Starbucks.

I’ll take my late ratings now.
 

Turd Fergusson

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This has really been bothering me lol. She must be throwing them away when they are partially squeezed or something because we all know how insanely wasteful amber is. Like someone mentioned she dumped a entire acetone bottle to soak her nails for 1 minute. If you brush your teeth twice a day, a tube could still last you months.
I wonder if the reason is as simple as she does not remember that she already has some or she think that she is running out of them soon. If she has hoarding tendencies, it might be one of the items that she buy compulsively.
 

Surprised Pikachu

The face of 2020
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My autistic thinking with regard to the toothpaste / toothbrushes is she’s buying one for every bag. I can’t clearly remember and don’t care enough to check but I think she did a ‘what’s in my bag’ video once where she had a half ton of everything in there ‘just in case’.

It wouldn’t surprise me that an in demand cosmopolitan gorl like Amber is constantly socialising and who knows where the night will take her? Better have some toothpaste in your handbag and when you have a million handbags that’s a lot of tubes..

Who knows what the fuck she’s doing with them. I think she’s trolling us, it’s probably the same stuff brought out the cupboard for another ‘haul’ and she and Becky are laughing their asses off at us. I just want her to give Twinkie a spa day, there’s a groomer on site at the Henry - NO EXCUSES AMBER, get those claws clipped!

Edit cos I repeat myself.
 

Daisy

I have a complicated relationship with Mondays
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At this point she might as well name all her videos "countdown to death by obesity-related cancer day X", accept her quickly impending demise, and go shopping for cute coffins and make a pile of all the crap she wants buried with her.
 

Discarded Whopper

too tempting to resist
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I cannot help but admire your dedication to wrapping real dollar figures around her gross consumption. Never ceases to amaze me how much this lardass spends on total shiny plastic crap. Only to be relegated to some insignificant place in the hoard.

I agree. Thank you @fvckm3 for the breakdown. It is much appreciated. More effort goes into that than 1 ALR vid.


I have always wondered if she bought things for the vids then had Becky return them. But of course some things reappear or are seen in background. I don’t think that’s the case with the toothpaste but I was wondering about that with the other general big hauls. Could be dead wrong because she’s a mega hoarder but It’s just something I’ve thought about youtubers doing
 

497

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with the toothpaste...I wonder if AL is still in the kid phase thinking she can brush cavities away. Since she doesn't want to talk about her health right now that could mean there is something going on (like the skin yellowing she keeps mentioning that no one would have noticed). the only time we've seen AL go to the dentist was to get her rotted wisdom tooth removed. if anyone remembers there was a really big black cavity on it, there's no way her other teeth aren't suffering the same fate and she needs more pulled.

In one video a couple of years ago it looked like Becky had a missing tooth. I think she has a bridge on it now though.
 

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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no weight loss doctor? I wonder if it was the same one she saw a year ago, some doctors work at multiple places. She mentioned an appointment in another vlog.




I guess it's the soda pop making Becky's teeth look like that. Looks like a smoker or heavy coffee drinker's teeth though but Becky does neither (or does she smoke...? nah, not in that apartment. )
Bedky is not going to the dentist for cleanings, or soda is eroding enamel rapidly, or both.
Meaningless less-than-PL: Heavy coffee drinker since age 15. Teeth still normal ivory-white due to daily brushing and professional cleanings every 6 months.
 

AmberAlert

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Based on these recent hauls both these fat pigs drink an obscene amount of carbonated soda, both ultra sweetened and unsweetened. On top of the fruit juices which are all sugar. Becky mentions her doctor telling her to go down to one sugary drink a day, so we know she was drinking more than one a day, probably on top of fruit juices. Doesn't look like she's slowed down on the sodas based on her weight. That shit will ruin your teeth even WITH vigilant dental hygiene.
 
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