Volound / Conor Sweeney - Minor Total War Content Creator, “trailblazing gameplay purist”, vegan warrior, amateur slinger. Previously seen chimping out over Rome: Remastered, now chimping out in this thread.

JoeJoe

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I'm a minmaxing perfectionist. I'm a high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary

Volound has only been mentioned a few times here, and that honestly isn’t surprising. On the surface, he isn’t really that exceptional. He used to make multi-part let’s plays of Shogun 2 and various other TW titles. Within the last year, he started doing long-form videos on his problems with modern TW titles. He actually is a decent player, so his opinions aren’t entirely uninformed. Aside from the videos being long, and occasionally nitpicky at times, they aren’t really bad. He is generally soft spoken, and backs his claims with actual gameplay footage.

This is where the story should end.
However, Volound suffers from a massively inflated ego. He is completely incapable of taking any kind of criticism, however minor it may be, and frequently spergs out at his audience.

I think his channel’s description puts this into perspective pretty well:
I'm a trailblazing gameplay purist that's not happy unless I'm breaking new ground - deep-diving untapped possibility spaces. I did perfect full runs (longplays) of games and built my reputation for being uniquely hardcore with those. I then began focusing entirely on making emergence-discovering skillshows with Dishonored and largely spawned the immersive sim skiller movement. I'm currently back to mastering complex strategy games like Total War and pushing their systems to the limit. I like facing the greatest possible challenges, head-on. I'm outcome-oriented and I play to get results. I'm obsessed with efficiency. I'm a minmaxing perfectionist. I'm a high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary; A street-wise smart bomb; A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps and I run victory laps. Oh, and subscribe to my second channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/VoloundExpounds --- FAQ: http://bit.ly/1cCKO4P

That link at the end is an FAQ page that he made, it’s lengthy: https://archive.md/Dq6O7



To get an idea of how he generally handles criticism, here are a few choice examples:
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He also blocks people:
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He is incapable of just ignoring people. The comment chains can get long…
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The Reddit Drama

His behavior online has been pretty consistent over the years, and has resulted in real world consequences. In September of 2020, CA officially severed ties with him, removing him from their content creator program, citing “Harassment” as their reason. As explained in this video here:
Naturally, Volound blames this on CA wanting to “censor him”, and also on the TW fanbase for “harassing him”. He claims that it’s impossible to “not get confrontational with an angry fanbase”. He also implies that LegendOfTotalWar, a much more popular TW YouTuber, is a racist and a nazi. The two apparently later made up, and Volound retracted his racism accusation.

Archives to the original reddit posts about him:
https://archive.md/8faLQ
https://archive.md/ESpbH


His pinned comment:
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Volound also made another, much longer video 4 months later talking about the same stuff:
Again, he blames the trolls and “angry Warhammer fanboys” for a lot of his problems.
He also seems to think that his tiny, unknown subreddit (r/volound) had some kind of influence over the decisions made by the mods on the larger r/totalwar. Truth is, since that original 10k post, the mods pretty much lock/delete anything and everything about him, including posts that “smear” him. He also believes that the mods have it out for him, which is odd given that they removed the so-called “smear post”.

For context, this is a response from an r/totalwar mod:
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He also goes after a few other TW YouTubers in this video.
At 3:37, there is a clip of Legend talking about Volound on stream. This is what provoked Volound's racism accusation.

The Remaster Spergfest

The Reddit drama was pretty much over about 4 months ago, and is old news at this point. Volound went mostly quiet as far as TW drama is concerned. He went back to making long form videos and lets plays after this. Of course, his behavior toward his own community did not change even slightly.

This has culminated recently in his reaction to the ‘new’ total war game, Total War: Rome Remastered. Volound played it for about 2 hours, and decided it was a “complete trainwreck”. Granted, the game actually did release with bugs, in true CA fashion. The UI changes were also generally panned. These were not his main problems with the game though, his major gripe was that he couldn’t change some of the controls. He apparently refunded the game because of this. He released a community post not too long after, which was ratio’d pretty hard:
Notice how the voting options are “Yes, Yes, and Yes”.
His community seemed to generally disagree with that it was an unplayable wreck, as per a third poll that he did:


His response to criticism from his community is predictable. These are from the first poll. They are long and autistic:
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HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!

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One commenter noticed that there was not a “No” option:
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More responses, more sperging:
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That first image is from here. He gets really upset with this guy:
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I guess calling Volound a "content creator" really gets on his nerves.

More sperging:
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After this, he made a follow up poll. Again, he didn’t give an option for people who liked the game.

Much like the last one, he makes an ass of himself:
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After that, he made the aforementioned third poll, and two other community posts.
One going after MELKOR, another TW YouTuber:

Surprisingly enough, MELKOR actually responded, and Volound was only slightly pissy with him:
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Volound released his final community post about Remaster about a week ago. He didn't really sperg at his audience, but it was still generally smug:

I have no doubt we will see more sperging from his YouTube channel in the months to come. He will respond to pretty much anyone, and takes criticism and trolling as "coordinated attacks" against him.

Twitter

Aside from his YouTube, he also has a Twitter. He posts pretty frequently and gets next to no responses on anything. Most of it is just him ruminating about random things, it’s pretty boring, but there are a few examples of him being him:

As mentioned in the title, Volound is a vegan, https://archive.md/CGObm
He doesn’t like the US very much, https://archive.md/jjrQa
He’s also not a fan of vegetarians, https://archive.md/cr1Di
His Ancestry.com results, https://archive.md/MvX9A
More veganism, https://archive.md/VBcbt
His opinion on “content creators” and “influencers”, https://archive.md/4d4T5

That last image is obscenely long:
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Volound also has a Facebook. Here he posts even longer walls of text. There honestly isn’t anything particularly interesting. There are a handful of posts about veganism, but not much beyond that. Like his twitter, he gets next to no responses on any of his posts.

Discord

Volound’s Discord is about what you would expect. Here, he circlejerks with his “cultists” (his words, not mine). His personality on Discord is exactly the same as his personality on YouTube. I apologize in advance for screencapping my phone for these. Also, the ones without proper timestamps were taken early in May:
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He is still talking about the Reddit drama from almost 8 months ago.

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He is apparently proud that he was banned from the TW subreddit:
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He has apparently been “exposed” to hundreds or thousands of philosophy majors, which I suppose is why he is so talented at debating and at not being hyperbolic:
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He is really, really upset by the fact that people bought the Remaster:
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He also reiterates his distaste for the subreddit:
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He also does not like that people enjoy Total War’s campaign map:
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Volound really hates the TW community in general, especially the redditors:
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He apparently doesn’t like Remastered mods:
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More of him getting upset about trolls/critics/anyone who mildly disagrees:
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To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to enjoy Total War:
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Volound being melodramatic:
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More sperging about veganism:
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Misc

As shown above, Volound is a vegan. Or as he puts it, “waging war on carnism”. Below is an extremely long and extremely autistic “debate” that he had with another YouTuber. I’m not kidding, it is fucking long; so long that Firefox couldn’t take a proper screenshot. Read at your own risk:
This one is significantly shorter if you (understandably) don't want to read the long one:
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Volound is also an amateur slinger. He doesn’t look half bad at it either. He apparently practices pretty consistently with a variety of different slings.

The Dox

Finally, here are the dox:

Name: Conor Sweeney
Age: 29-30 (born 1991)
Location: Somewhere around Glasgow

Here is a picture of him:
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And his DNA results:
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Links:
Volound https://www.youtube.com/user/volound
VoloundExpounds https://www.youtube.com/user/VoloundExpounds
VoloundShorts https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzd6QVt5a_wiArryRFsI9rQ
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/Volound
Twitter https://twitter.com/Volound
Linktree https://linktr.ee/Volound
Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AHQ6AOXKVFYSBHORQS3VJY5DKG5Q?ref=exp_prof_v
Discord https://discord.gg/cjWJfgM
Google Docs FAQ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rwFvGdP3mCx4xPaud1u94wLx1A6X9MoKBOtok-wl7Sc/edit
 

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Autopsy

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You don't need to spoiler the ENTIRE thread
I would recommend unspoilering the channel description, and moving out one screencap per nested spoiler that represents why the sperging within will be funny. The vegan stuff especially is pretty good, and I hope you can dig up more of his tism around that, it's usually a safe bet. Narcissists & veganism, it's the quintessential combo.
 

JoeJoe

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I would recommend unspoilering the channel description, and moving out one screencap per nested spoiler that represents why the sperging within will be funny.
I a bit of noob here (long time lurker, not much of a poster), so any formatting suggestions are welcome.

The vegan stuff especially is pretty good, and I hope you can dig up more of his tism around that, it's usually a safe bet. Narcissists & veganism, it's the quintessential combo.
There was a bit more of it on his Facebook. I'd have to dig around some more.
 

DogZero

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Nice Op, I wrote about this guy a few months back in the general youtube thread. My assessment was that he was on the verge of cowdom but not quite there yet. His primary issue is that he takes the bait every single time, which motivates further trolling. This combined with his ego results in some amount of hilarity. I would not be surprised that if this thread gets big enough he will come here himself to "debate" people, which of course is just gonna lead to more content.
It's funny cus I largely agree with most of his thoughts on total war. I think he hits the nail on the head with the current state of the franchise, but its hard not to raise an eyebrow when he dedicates 20 minutes in a hour long video to some autistic reddit feud that most viewers have no interest in.

He also really likes to punch down, he has an ongoing.... disagreement? with two other smaller channels, Melkor and Admiral Price. The former he seems to think is good for sticking with historical TW but isn't "hard" enough on CA, even so far as calling him a shill recently. It's almost like he is trying to convert him. As for Admiral Price he just shits on him for being hypocritical and an airhead in general, which he is.

Some of his Facebook longposts are almost parodic. There is one about how he has revolved his entire identity around trying to be "right" on every issue. It seems like he has basically spent the last 10 years online trying to collect "right" opinions and debate randoms about them. Given the way he responds to people and just his general demeanor, I suspect he has some social disability, maybe a mild form of autism. I also think he still lives with his mother based on a few little videos with a female voice in the background that could not be mistaken for a girlfriend or otherwise.

In any case, given how perpetually online he is, I suspect he will be reading this himself sooner rather than later.

edit: he appears to have glassed most of the stuff on his facebook, including his 10 year history of spergy longposts and cringy diatribes. How convenient, He probably has google alerts set up for his name. Hey Volound!
 
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Volound

Person of Interest
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Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
 

DogZero

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Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
And here we go.
I think this is gonna be a classic case where a dead thread with no attention suddenly becomes very entertaining due the cows inability to ignore it.
suggest someone add “cow in the thread” to the title or tags
 

Angry Shoes

Untrue & Dishonest Fan
True & Honest Fan
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Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
I want to believe
 

Popper Whiting

Irreverent Crack Baby
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Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
Welcome to the farms!
I want to believe
Agreed. @Volound can you post some proof this is actually you? After all every story has two sides and if it is possible to verify it is you it would give us some perspective as to what is going on.
 

JoeJoe

kiwifarms.net
Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.

Well well well, if it isn't the man of the hour.

Also:
Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

Do tell us more about this guy.
 

DogZero

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Perhaps I am wrong but I think once it becomes larger knowledge that he is so easily driven to spergery we might see him getting trolled a lot more leading to even more bizarre conduct and then true lolcowdom. An event that might be especially fun since he is 100% the sort to arrive in any thread about him and argue with users, just like on reddit.
Like pottery

Also the voice I was referring to features in your cute mouse video on your second channel.
Considering you have been pretty open about your identity, going so far as to advertise your second channel with your face and location on your main one, it doesn't exactly take a stalker to find your name Conor. I am a piss poor stalker considering I have only so far created 4 posts including this one about you, and didn't even OP your thread. I have never commented on any of your videos, sent you any messages or even joined your discord, just observed. You really just aren't that interesting, until now I guess, since you are sperging in your own thread. Ultimately I think the dox clearly offends you so much because you don't like to be reminded that its clear Volound, just by sperging on the internet has accomplished far more than Conor Sweeney ever has.

@JoeJoe He seems to think you are the guy in his screenshots, like I said in my post in the other thread, he seems convinced that anyone who has ever spoken ill of him is working together in some discord cabal. Thus to him this rando messaging him must be you.
 
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JoeJoe

kiwifarms.net
As an aside:
Some of his Facebook longposts are almost parodic. There is one about how he has revolved his entire identity around trying to be "right" on every issue. It seems like he has basically spent the last 10 years online trying to collect "right" opinions and debate randoms about them. Given the way he responds to people and just his general demeanor, I suspect he has some social disability, maybe a mild form of autism. I also think he still lives with his mother based on a few little videos with a female voice in the background that could not be mistaken for a girlfriend or otherwise.

In any case, given how perpetually online he is, I suspect he will be reading this himself sooner rather than later.

edit: he appears to have glassed most of the stuff on his facebook, including his 10 year history of spergy longposts and cringy diatribes. How convenient, He probably has google alerts set up for his name. Hey Volound!

I found some interesting things in his Facebook, I'll have to compile them. Probably will upload tomorrow.
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
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Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
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Also show proof that you are subject of this thread or GTFO.
 

Zelos Wilder

This deli tray is UNACCEPTABLE!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
What are your thoughts on Israel vs Palestine
 

Volound

Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
As an aside:


I found some interesting things in his Facebook, I'll have to compile them. Probably will upload tomorrow.
So this isn't you? https://gyazo.com/749abfb2852bb259cd5630eef9d043be

Also to the angry janitor/overworked mod - I signed up with my business email for a reason.

Solidarity with Palestine.

Also the video with the mouse shows my mum is alive and I can talk to her, so don't bring that up around here.
 

DogZero

kiwifarms.net
So this isn't you? https://gyazo.com/749abfb2852bb259cd5630eef9d043be

Also to the angry janitor/overworked mod - I signed up with my business email for a reason.

Solidarity with Palestine.

Also the video with the mouse shows my mum is alive and I can talk to her, so don't bring that up around here.
guess we gotta add anti-Semite to the title.
And yes I am sure you talk to her every day since you live with her.
 

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