Volound / Conor Sweeney - Minor Total War Content Creator, “trailblazing gameplay purist”, vegan warrior, amateur slinger. Previously seen chimping out over Rome: Remastered, now chimping out in this thread.

Uncle Warren

True & Honest Fan
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Came here expecting the final boss of the internet, got IDF, bacon tho and "no u".

So long, spergs.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you're a stupid nigger and should kill yourself for LARPing in the thread being a massive faggot.
 
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LecherousGranolaBar

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And just like that, he was gone. Like an Angels Kiss.

It's weird since as a fan of TW (been playing since first rome) Volound does make a lot of good points when comparing new to old total war. It's just if he wasn't such a head ass, people would probably be more inclined to agree with him. What's the old saying? You catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

Also I knew the second a remaster for the OG Rome was announced, he was going to bitch about it. Calling it a complete trainwreck though? That's disingenuous. Does the remaster have problems? You bet but stuff I hate like the UI being too small, running being on by default and the lack of an ability to remap controls are all circumventable, as has been pointed out.

It's odd he'd call it a trainwreck though, since the dude reviewed Rome 2, an actual trainwreck of a game on release. But I guess he's willing to lie to himself about the franchise being dead even though every successive TW game (except Troy but Epic Exclusivity lmao) has sold better than the last. Marvel vs Capcom is a dead franchise. Total War is bigger than it's ever been.
 

R00T

"... Ashen One. With this will I paint a world"
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Weird thread and I'm excited to see some more. One thing I would suggest tho is putting the dox in the special spoilers, as is the rules. Honestly maybe take out some of the spoilers too. Spoilering spoilers just makes a lot of extra work for everyone.

@Volound if you are really who you say you are you look a little funny. Also what is your favorite group to play as?
 

break these cuffs

THANK YOU AJ
True & Honest Fan
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Man, If it wasn't for volound seething this thread would've been forgettable. I love it when cows add fuel to the fire like this.
The best part is he did the whole flounce into the thread in the middle of the night, totally owned all the haters, declared himself the victor, and then flounce out over the course of a couple hours. EPIC WIN MY DUDE/DUDETTE/THEY! Certainly no seething faggot has ever done that before.
I'm a trailblazing gameplay purist that's not happy unless I'm breaking new ground - deep-diving untapped possibility spaces.
That anyone could write that about themselves and not die of AIDs is modern medical marvel. This level unwarranted self-importance is surprising, even for a bong.
 

Chili_Shambo_4919

green-grape enthusiast
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Absolute fucking noob here, this is honestly my first post.
Don't know if posting this is against the rules or something since i'm not really contribuiting much.
I just wanted to share a few screencaps from his comment sections, Volound shits himself whenever someone criticizes him in any way shape or form, but whenever he criticizes anyone, he acts like a manchild.
links to the videos are above related spoilers for anyone that wishes to confirm these screencaps, or get the full context, my intent here was to highlight volound.
Think of this post as just an overall bigger-perspective into the kind of man OP is talking about, i mean, the fact he came here is probably already better telling, but here goes.

MrSmartDonkeyLP "Genuinely" likes Warhammer 3
He always does this shit, he says he does not understand the other person, i fuckin invite anyone togo through his comment section and look his way to "Articulate arguments", it's so fucking obvious he can't argue for his life.
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Another extremely robotic praise to Volound's Shapiro-like debating skillz.
Seriously, Volound, now that i see you're here, does everyone in your community talk like this?
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Really, a self-contradicting post, but jesus christ this shit is just weird, same guy defends volound tooth and nail.
So much for someone who doesn't like being called a "Content Creator", reminder that this is ONE FUCKING VIDEO and this guy is all over the place.
This compilation of comments is horribly organized, but i hope i get my point across.
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Honestly? This one is less organized, consider it an overall display of ego and the tism, it's not that i couldn't find negative shit, it's more so reading his comment section is fucking tiresome and draining, props to OP for going through all that shit, MVP.

Creative Assembly is PUNISHING Youtubers for not covering Warhammer, confirms historical TW is dead.

Rome Wasn't Remastered In A Day

A littlebit more on Melkor, i suggest you look at the thread on your own, i'm trying to highlight Melkor and Volound, and exclude randos.
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Volound gets scared by an opinion and blocks someone on youtube.
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Volound has a tendency to call people's conversations "Dumb" or stupid.
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I've seen this video fully while taking a shit, it's just him saying that he himself made a whole-ass company change shit because of him and his community.
Not saying that his arguments are invalid, him talking about games is probably the best things he can do, other than that, his opinions are commonly shared across the fanbase, but for some reason he likes to think he's the only brave soul to speak out against a big evil greedy corporation.
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Also, here's a picture of Volound stating his age in his most recent (at the time of this post, basically the video at the first spoiler category.) video, no idea if this helps confirm anything since it's a fucking comment section but y'know whatever
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I should say that i'm not gonna sperg out that much and go watch all of his other videos, i have seen some, and they all have about the exact same comment sections, few comments shitting on volound, and volound almost instantly responding.

Again, huge fuckin noob so if an admin or anyone deems my post shitty, i understand why you deleted/disliked it.
 

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JoeJoe

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Absolute fucking noob here, this is honestly my first post.
Don't know if posting this is against the rules or something since i'm not really contribuiting much.
I just wanted to share a few screencaps from his comment sections, Volound shits himself whenever someone criticizes him in any way shape or form, but whenever he criticizes anyone, he acts like a manchild.
links to the videos are above related spoilers for anyone that wishes to confirm these screencaps, or get the full context, my intent here was to highlight volound.
Think of this post as just an overall bigger-perspective into the kind of man OP is talking about, i mean, the fact he came here is probably already better telling, but here goes.

MrSmartDonkeyLP "Genuinely" likes Warhammer 3
He always does this shit, he says he does not understand the other person, i fuckin invite anyone togo through his comment section and look his way to "Articulate arguments", it's so fucking obvious he can't argue for his life.
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Another extremely robotic praise to Volound's Shapiro-like debating skillz.
Seriously, Volound, now that i see you're here, does everyone in your community talk like this?
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Really, a self-contradicting post, but jesus christ this shit is just weird, same guy defends volound tooth and nail.
So much for someone who doesn't like being called a "Content Creator", reminder that this is ONE FUCKING VIDEO and this guy is all over the place.
This compilation of comments is horribly organized, but i hope i get my point across.
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Honestly? This one is less organized, consider it an overall display of ego and the tism, it's not that i couldn't find negative shit, it's more so reading his comment section is fucking tiresome and draining, props to OP for going through all that shit, MVP.

Creative Assembly is PUNISHING Youtubers for not covering Warhammer, confirms historical TW is dead.

Rome Wasn't Remastered In A Day

A littlebit more on Melkor, i suggest you look at the thread on your own, i'm trying to highlight Melkor and Volound, and exclude randos.
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Volound gets scared by an opinion and blocks someone on youtube.

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Volound has a tendency to call people's conversations "Dumb" or stupid.
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I've seen this video fully while taking a shit, it's just him saying that he himself made a whole-ass company change shit because of him and his community.
Not saying that his arguments are invalid, him talking about games is probably the best things he can do, other than that, his opinions are commonly shared across the fanbase, but for some reason he likes to think he's the only brave soul to speak out against a big evil greedy corporation.
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Also, here's a picture of Volound stating his age in his most recent (at the time of this post, basically the video at the first spoiler category.) video, no idea if this helps confirm anything since it's a fucking comment section but y'know whatever
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I should say that i'm not gonna sperg out that much and go watch all of his other videos, i have seen some, and they all have about the exact same comment sections, few comments shitting on volound, and volound almost instantly responding.

Again, huge fuckin noob so if an admin or anyone deems my post shitty, i understand why you deleted/disliked it.

Good stuff. Didn't know he and MELKOR had a much of a history beyond the "callout post".
Looks like there's some other good stuff in that thread:
Muh fatalism
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Apparently AdmiralPrice is "manipulating" Melkor
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Also, I scrolled through the Rome: Remastered stream. There was an... interesting exchange he had with another commenter. I'll put it in a separate post.
 

Chili_Shambo_4919

green-grape enthusiast
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Good stuff. Didn't know he and MELKOR had a much of a history beyond the "callout post".
Looks like there's some other good stuff in that thread:
Muh fatalism
Apparently AdmiralPrice is "manipulating" Melkor

Also, I scrolled through the Rome: Remastered stream. There was an... interesting exchange he had with another commenter. I'll put it in a separate post.
Volound just likes to believe he's anything other than a content creator, and i just think that's weird, all he does is be an overall egomaniac and then accuse other people of not being able to take criticism, i don't go on about how me complaining about him makes me morally superior or anything, just like he thinks he is better than most total war content creators by not accepting sponsorships??
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seriously, conor, i don't think anyone watches you because of how "True and honest" you are with your fans, i think people watch you because of your total war shit.

i just think he's fucking annoying with all his egotistic takes and how he's right and no one else is.



Volound's subreddit desc.

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I mean, if you name a subreddit after yourself and call it the true home of the game you constantly shit on, you're on an extremely high fucking horse to make such a claim.

edit: Realized my question was already answered by the faggot of the hour, my bad for being a fucking moron
 
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JoeJoe

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Alright, so I went through his Facebook a bit more.
Again, it isn't particularly interesting, mostly just Volound being Volound. There were a few gems in there though.
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Volound has a pleasant debate with someone about whether or not religion caused 9/11:
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He's got another rant about the Quran, complete with a "review" of the book:
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He also has a thing against American English:
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Navy Seals Copypasta:
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He apparently has always had a thing against being called a "content creator":
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I also found out who this guy is.
The two had an interesting exchange on the Rome: Remaster stream. Wish I found it sooner.
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Also, it turns out that the redditor/commenter did make a video about Volound. It's pretty serious stuff.

@Volound Imagine getting trolled by a fucking furry. Jesus Christ.
 

TheBeanz

Heinz Meanz Beanz
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I ALSO have google alerts set up
Why do they always have this?

Good OP, I actually wound up posting about him around the time of the 'State of Total War' video in the Youtube Autism thread and came to a similar conclusion, in fact I actually remember someone posting about 'Kiwi Farms having a field day with this one' or some shit like that in the comments to that video, I'll post a screencap if I see it again. One thing to note is that he refuses to play Warhammer TW outside of a couple of clips recorded to show off the (admittedly shit) lack of a reload animation on the musket troops. While his content generally has some decent commentary in it regarding game mechanics, it always seems to come from a pre-conceived notion of 'Shogun 2 best Total War' and that's basically it.

The guy seems to embody the 'reddit intellectual' mindset, the kind of 'debate me in real life' attitude that was fucking gay in 2014.

Honestly, the TW youtube community almost deserves its own thread entirely, given the autistic wars between Historyfags and Warhammerfags (PixellatedApollo springs to mind) and other gay drama. MELKOR for example is just sort of cringe to behold, even if the AI only content is mildly interesting:
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Gravityqueen4life

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Finally got my own thread. Can I request verification? I want a badge or something if they're on offer. I remember seeing lolcows get distinguished as such.

Also I'd also like to request a different stalker to be in charge of my stalker thread going forward. This stalker has become genuinely upset and traumatised by his efforts to provoke me to attain casus belli for this thread. I think he found this forum very recently, found me not longer afterwards, and then set his heart on having me on here. We all have weird projects, I suppose. It hasn't gone well, though. Even with the advantage of anonymity, he lost every interaction and ultimately, his shit completely: https://gyazo.com/96dfb2e77e8cff78e394d7daa9c8b79a

If I get to have a say in my new lead stalker I'd request DogZero from the minor lulcow thread as he seemed to have interesting observations about me which were quite enjoyable to read. He was pretty on the ball.

And I don't want a stalker that has the conflict of interest of being gay for me. You can see from the endless lavishing of compliments in the OP and the actually quite nice still frame he took of me (could've gotten a weird goofy one instead) that deep down wants the best for me and wants to be nice to me and for me to like him. And that's even though I immediately brutally shat on him when initially provoked, and at every opportunity since. I think he's a masochist or something. It makes this whole thing a bit weird if I've got such an upper hand on my lead stalker. I know that's not how you all like to do things. I also have his docs - I know he's in Italy with similar online harassment laws to me and I could probably press charges whenever I wanted to and he would get into even more trouble with his mum that already beats him pretty badly to have had him end up like this, so his hands are tied with regards to effective stalking and it might hamper the development of the thread going forward if he has continued executive control over stalking operations.

And lastly, I'd like to tell him that I have no respect for him whatsoever and think he's garbage and always will.


Cheers lads,

Volound


P.S. go vegan.

P.P.S. In response to Dog - I wrote this as soon as the thread appeared because someone actually joined my discord and pointed out the thread existed as soon as it was made, so I've been watching the thread from the start. Can finally post because my account is verified. I ALSO have google alerts set up, so I would've known about the thread regardless. Also I'd never upload contaminated audio to youtube, so there would no way for someone's voice to get into my videos. I think DZ mixed me up with someone else there. Also, all of my facebook posts still exist, but facebook has restructured the URLs of archived old facebook posts, so the links are broken. If you ever used facebook for anything other than stalking (like having friends) you'd probably know that already. The posts all still stand and I stand by all of them. If you'd like to read any of them again, let me know and I can dig them up. Also I'd like to reaffirm that my vote still goes to Dog for being the new lead stalker even though his contributions have been unusually sloppy today.
why do you hate total warhammer? im just curious.

shogun 2 two was my first total war game and i had alot of fun playing it.
 

vulgar

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Why do they always have this?

Good OP, I actually wound up posting about him around the time of the 'State of Total War' video in the Youtube Autism thread and came to a similar conclusion, in fact I actually remember someone posting about 'Kiwi Farms having a field day with this one' or some shit like that in the comments to that video, I'll post a screencap if I see it again. One thing to note is that he refuses to play Warhammer TW outside of a couple of clips recorded to show off the (admittedly shit) lack of a reload animation on the musket troops. While his content generally has some decent commentary in it regarding game mechanics, it always seems to come from a pre-conceived notion of 'Shogun 2 best Total War' and that's basically it.

The guy seems to embody the 'reddit intellectual' mindset, the kind of 'debate me in real life' attitude that was fucking gay in 2014.

Honestly, the TW youtube community almost deserves its own thread entirely, given the autistic wars between Historyfags and Warhammerfags (PixellatedApollo springs to mind) and other gay drama. MELKOR for example is just sort of cringe to behold, even if the AI only content is mildly interesting:
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I may be COMPLETELY wrong on this but I vaguely remember seeing Melkor in some of the IBS livechats.

Does that sound right?
 

TheBeanz

Heinz Meanz Beanz
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I may be COMPLETELY wrong on this but I vaguely remember seeing Melkor in some of the IBS livechats.

Does that sound right?
Honestly, no. I never paid any attention to who was saying what in the chat during the IBS days because it would always go a mile a minute but it doesn't seem like the crowd Melkor would engage with, he's an awkward softboi who doesn't like any sort of confrontation.

If you wade into the spoilers on the OP you'll see Volound completely eviscerate the poor fucker in arguments, it's kind of pathetic to watch. Guy sits there trying to be as milquetoast as possible qualifying literally everything he says with 'in my opinion' or 'feel free to disagree' - Not a match for IBS if you ask me
 

vulgar

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If you wade into the spoilers on the OP you'll see Volound completely eviscerate the poor fucker in arguments, it's kind of pathetic to watch. Guy sits there trying to be as milquetoast as possible qualifying literally everything he says with 'in my opinion' or 'feel free to disagree' - Not a match for IBS if you ask me
Yeah, most people don’t enter a friendly debate expecting a highly armed autist to go full force.
Wait, Volound does IBS?
lol if only
 

DogZero

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Wait, Volound does IBS?
Volound only ever argues on his own terms or in youtube/facebook comments. Despite the fact that even during IBS at it's height it was hard to find two brain cells to rub together I suspect Volound would have been raped had he ever got the idea to get involved. He has a hard time in any setting where he is not able to talk uninterrupted for 30 minutes or type 5 paragraphs. It really is the quintessential "keyboard warrior" trope.

Why do they always have this?
It is funny cus I literally predicted that he did this immediately before he posted confirming he did. I am no Delphi, these people are just all the same. Some clinical psychologist should use this forum to catalogue consistent mild level autism behaviors cus every cow of a certain kind, regardless of genre or theme, do the same sorts of things.
 

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