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What's going to make Phil forget about his suicide?


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Stress Sigh

Brought my Bee-rimbau!
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Thanks to Phil remember his country needed road work suicide watch 12 ended after about a week so everyone vote for what Phil is going to use next to pussy out.
 

Peace and Harmony

✨ you're the sparkle of my life ✨
True & Honest Fan
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Gonna go with tattoo. He ought to get Googletranstlatina's highway code on his buttcheeks so he can just pull down his pants whenever anyone asks.
 

GetShrekt

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I would've said some asspatter buying him a pizza, but he's burnt so many bridges there can't be many left. My vote's on him thinking up the next addition to the canvas of fail that is his body after a long self-care session.

Because at this stage, looking employable is not really an option anymore, now is it?
 

GetShrekt

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Confusion as to why after five or so years of being known, he is NOW being referenced as "Phil"

That's because he changes his name, identity, and ethnicity so frequently to whatever he feels will get him the most sympathy that nobody takes anything he wants to be for the week seriously. He's "Isabel Rosa Arujo", a homeless translatinx potato. Tomorrow for all we know he may be "Ivanka Rosa Filipov," a transukrainx who wants to fight the Russian patriarchy.
 

Ja'mie

Stay cool and be somebody's fool this year
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Poor short term memory will make him forget. That and the asspatters' deafening indifference.
 

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